Posted July 11, 2006 amuse me. what are your favourites? Personally I like "do you know how much the average polar bear weighs?" "no" "enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Dan":yay: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 "Errr.. yeah hi" "What do you want?" "N-n-nothing..." *walks away* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 Does this rag smell like chloroform? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 "You look like I need a drink." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 "Hi. I'm The3rdChildren. I post Photoshops." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 The Man with the worst Pick up Line *Man walks up to hot chick* Man - "Hi are your legs tired?" Hot Chick - "Oh how cute that line never gets old" Man - "Cause your fat," Hot Chick - "WHAT!!!" Man - "Don't your legs get tired from carrying that weight around?" *Hot Chick slaps Man* Man - "Jeeze whats her problem?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 Hi i´m a lvl 17 wizard and own a horse worth 500 gold in D&D. I know you want to go out with me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 "Can I buy you a drink?" Classic. I might use this as a pick-up line: "Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. No, wait, it's just the sparkle." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 hi my watch can tell the future it says that me and you be in bed together in 2 hours time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 *Girl walks along with a lush ass* "Hey baby, Can i have fries with that shake!" *You see a girl with nice legs* "Hey sweety nice legs there, what time do they open?" And my personal fav... "Wanna quicky?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 "yo yo yo baby wassup, gimme your phone number before I don't wannit no more" Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? I am a magical being, take off your bra. I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body? Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow? If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole? Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 The best chat up line ever used was used and created by my mate, Paul. "Hi.Do you like Wolves?" (as in Wolverhampton Wanderers) No word of a lie, that is exactly what he said to the woman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 'Oi, grab your coat, you've pulled!' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 The best chat up line ever used was used and created by my mate, Paul. "Hi.Do you like Wolves?" (as in Wolverhampton Wanderers) No word of a lie, that is exactly what he said to the woman. Hahahahahaha! i was looking for the 2nd part of the pickup line then i realsied it was just "do you liek wolves?" Made my day that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 Ninja pick up lines! -Excuse me, haven't U never seen me before? -From across the room lit looked like your body was punching, now I'm here I see it's Kicking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 "Wanna have sex?" "Sure, but not with you" "..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 "Is heaven missing an Angel, 'cause you got nice cans" "My 2 favourite things are commitment, and changing myself" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 Does this rag smell like chloroform? Thas fuhnny. Best pickup line... Hmm, the first thing is, that they never work and the girl always hates you for being such a tacky bastard. So the best pick up would probably be talking like a normal person, and not an idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 For me, jsut telling them i think they are hot and flirting usually works.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 thing with pick up lines is nobody in their right mind is going to take them seriously, so you make it a joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 Hi, my Xbox gamertag is CTU Mason. What's yours? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 11, 2006 "how do you get 100 babies into a bucket? blender! how do you get them back out again? tortilla chips!" :P not really, don't have any pickup lines, don't need them... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
