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What's On Your Desk? PINCH!

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YYYeesh I stole this from someone who posted it on the other forum once. Or something.

 

I have... a [clean] jam jar with 15 bottle caps in; a [clean] salsa pot with a spork, magnifying glass, two pairs of compasses, a penknife, an empty poppers bottle and a screwed up post-it note in it; a pile of scratched copied CD's that I used to have stuck to my wall, a roll of masking tape, an old ink-jar with a bunch of pencils in, 9 wine corks, about 0.64 euro cents, a stub of my airticket to purtugal, my homework diary, two copies of my timetable, Hunter S. Thompson - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, a stack of blank CD's, Finch - What It Is To Burn, mobile, F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby, my 'book', a card with my sorting code and account number on, a list of things i had to remember, and my mouseball because my mouse sucks and I use my finger instead of the ball. Oh and a tin of Hand Baked Biscuits from Boscombe, with a postcard from the same place.

 

GO YOU.

 

Edit: Oh, and a glue stick, a White Lightning Label and a 'Music With Attitude Vol. 70 CD.

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I have lots:

 

Clock, speakers, glasses case, wallet, old birthday card, lots of sheets of paper (and i mean LOTS)and UCAS crap, sellotape, iRiver case, calculator, digi cam, scissos, stapler, pens, mousemat, microphone, an xmas tree model (wtf?), my iRiver, picture of Princess Leah (wtf again?) and a couple of files from college. Oh, and some university prospectuses.

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Teehee, nice idea T3h. On my desk I have my keyboard, my mouse and mouse mat. An empty J2O bottle, a set of post-it notes, a calender, two pairs of glasses. A USB HDD, a some Clearasil facewipes, and a note saying Royal Mail tried to deliver a package to me today. And a box of XXX mints.

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An empty mug, a pink crayola pen, an apple stalk.

A psychoanalyst could have a field day with you :P

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A psychoanalyst could have a field day with you :P

 

He did, until I bit him and started throwing my own shit around.

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Sky remote, folder full of bank statements, lots of pens, ipod, a cd stack thing (25 high) headphones for the pc, obvious stuff like cpu, monitor keyboard mouse etc. plus a box full of games, cd wallet, cables, old cd player, and a couple of usb storage devices. i hoarde too much. :)

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Happy hackers keyboard

Logitech trackball

One empty mug

Half eaten Quaker Oats bar

iPod shuffle

Music cds ( Scissor Sisters, Basement Jax, RATM and Aqualung)

Cisco study guide

Notepad + half eaten pen

Knackered linux boot cd

Sony headphones

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5 cups, some keys, a CD, a pen, a can of Coke, some headphones, a flightstick, a modem, a dead spider, a lame, dusk and plenty of it, paper and some nuts.

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My phone, old Gateway catalogue, pocket sized vaseline tub, sudafed, pen, chocolate bar wrapper, speakers, house phone, glass, some piece of paper, a receipt, a floppy disk, bluetooth dongle, bluetooth dongle CD and packaging, USB cable, little bits of rubbish, Lost CD I got with TV Guide, Gwen Stefani - LAMB, Audioslave - Audioslave, The Sundays - Blind, LCD Soundsystem - LCD Soundsystem.

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About 150 cd's, some cased (in a big tower stack i did), some loose. 7 N64 carts, some paper with sheet music on it (for my drums), some of what looks like my sisters homework, an 80 sheet writing pad, PC, Monitor, 1 speaker (other on top of pc), 2 mice, a gold gel pen, a black marker pen, a pencil sharpener, wire cutters, pills.

 

Thats one of my desks, I could do the others later :P

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Dongle is my new favourite non-word.

 

My dongle is on the floor, only been used the once.

 

If anyone needs a Sony-Ericsson phone unlocking, im the man to see ;)

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This is going to take while, I have loads of stuff...

 

A set of books (dictionary, thesauras, quotations etc), 2 empty bottles of watter. A Celtic CD Clock. Bottle of Avon Skin-so-soft (best midgey repellent ever!), penknife, Football Manager 2005, my phone, Revision Notes for Higher Physics, questions for Higher Physics, portable hard drive and USB cable, a light, speakers. A desk tidy with pens in it. A 14-pad, PE homework, my massive CRT monitor, U2 "Go Home" DVD, some random physics books, some spam letters I get, an empty box of tic-tacs and a faulty 20GB laptop hard drive. On the pull-out thing I've got my Mac Mini, keyboard and mouse. In the top left shelf I've got some copied CD's and a couple of games. School stuff in the shelf underneath. In the top right drawer I've got loads of random stuff, receipts and sunglasses to name a few. Then computing mags in the shelf underneath it.

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I have a scientific calculator, bank statements, pencilcase complete with stationary, a norwegian-english dictionary, Sherman M4-A3 model tank, a Bart Simpson glass, a projector alarm clock, a memory stick 256mb, mouse, keyboard, monitor. Thats all for the moment

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Dell monitor

A picture clip with a bear Christmas tag on it

A handpainted bowl full of earrings and things so they dont get lost when Im too lazy to put them away

A crystal block with a rose etched in it (anniversary present)

An empty coke can

A PSP in an Air Foam case

An Evian sports bottle full of orange

A DS belonging to my sister

A plastic dolphin filled with water and shells...actually, I dont know where this came from

A glass fish with some ink fish inside

A tiny metal bucket with a bottle of coloured sand in it

A blue geode-rock thing

A huge Halo 2 mouse mat

An MS optical mouse

A parrot book

A bracelet that has escaped the bowl

A strappy top

A CD wallet full of games

A calculator

A hammer

3 tubes of moisturiser

A box of antibiotics

2 hair scrunchies

An owl money bank (people insist its an eagle but I sneer at them with contempt)

A cow money bank

Some envelopes and payslips

The case for my PDA

A hook off a pair of trousers

A paper storage container

 

There may be stuff under the existing junk, but I dont dare move it.

________

JUSTIN BIEBER FAN

Edited by Johelian

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I have the following:

 

- My mobile phone (Sony Ericsson T610)

- Compaq Keyboard

- USB data stick

- A few of my Dad's business cards

- Worms 2

- Worms World Party

- A few blank CD-R's

- Microsoft Scroll Mouse

- A Werther's Original wrapper

- Creative Speakers

- A WHSmith notebook

- Lots of free discs from newspapers etc.

- A yellow pen with black ink

- iiyama ProLite 17" LCD monitor (with DVI)

- My hands

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-My computer and all things related to that

-Asterix mug full of pens and nonsense

-Remote controls

-Digital Camera

-Work badges/nametag

-Printer/Scanner

-Coaster and an empty cup

-Blank CDs

-Nintendo DS

-Change/Keys

 

That is all. Very exciting as you can see.

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Bongos, Gamecube, Post-It Notes, Biro (black) headphone jack, Creative Zen Micro on charge, mobile phone on charge, TV remote, headphones, bottle of water, red bandana, hair ties, bank paying in book, half a dozen CDs including Beastie Boys "To The Five Boroughs", Abdominal & DJ Fase "Flowtation Device" and DJ Format's "Seperated at Birth".

 

And then it's sort of still my desk but on a printer shelf underneath I have my Xbox. Oh and my TV/Monitor is on the top shelf as well.

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A webcam pointing to my bed for some reason, speakers, various remotes, keyboard, headset, monitor, a rag for cleaning my screen and another one te clean my glasses, an 'emergency' tissue, a desktop calendar ( from 1998)/paper/memo thingy, a mousemat, a wooden miniature truck i once made containing handcream, a stylus that doesn't work, an empty blanco roller, coconut soap i once made, a dice, ink cardridges, a cano i made from a piece of wood (miniature) a cool styles, a mini flashlight, some (yellow) palm. Then 2 pics (one of my friends and me at futuris powerplay event with bobba fett who's about to reveal his real identity) and a pic of the class i'm in, a (cool) lamp with an old wallet and a garfield thingy, an empty bottle of water, a calendar, a pack of memo notes, a calculator, stapler, more ink, something to make holes in paper (dunno english name) a piece of paper with a name and an amount of money next to the name, 2 packs of dvds with various stuff on them, some are empty, a comb, paper i used to do physics and math stuff on, a mouse, my glasses, another stylus, a messurer, a screwdriver, one of those geo triangles or whatever you call them, a pack of tissues, pics of me that were made in school and another stylus that doesn't work.

 

should be about it

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I have:

 

-17" CRT monitor

-18" TFT monitor

- 2 keyboards

- Two mice: a Logitech MX500 and a Logitech Optical Pilot

- Two sattelite speakers and a remote for it (woofer is on the floor)

- Phone

- Half full Platypus waterbag filled with something nasty (no not that :P)

- empty pepsi max bottle

- empty chips bag

- a glass object

- My bank balance

- My maths notes and several pens, and tape

- my Logitech headset

- my biology book

- portable dvd player

- Creative MuVo TX

- 43 unwritten DVD's

- unopened can of gini.

 

 

Hmm, mabye my mom was right...

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Let's see here.. I have a whole desk/shelving unit type deal, so there's quite a lot of stuff. This is what's on my desk RIGHT NOW.

 

The generic stuff:

  • PC Monitor
  • PC Tower
  • Speakers
  • Subwoofer
  • Keyboard
  • Printer
  • Mouse
  • Lamp
  • Jar with pencils, pens, paperclips, drawing pins and rubber bands
  • Alarm clock
  • DVB Radio
  • Remote controls for said radio
  • About 10 blank CDs
  • iRiver
  • A lot of PC games
  • A lot of paper

And now the cool/unique stuff:

  • Lost Series 1 DVD Set
  • Indiana Jones DVD Set
  • I'm Alan Partridge DVD
  • Best of the WWF 2001 Video
  • Hori Snes-style Gamecube controller
  • USB Gamecube -> PC controller converter thingy
  • Samus Aran action figure
  • 2 empty cans of Lilt
  • A plate with breadcrumbs on it (yes, Bowser, it had a sandwich on it, not toasted)
  • Headache tablets

So there you go, draw your own conclusions.

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How huge desks do some of you have?

 

I only have:

18" TFT monitor

Wireless keyboard

Wireless mouse

A cup half filled with coffee

A glass filled with water

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