Posted December 16, 2005 Heres a thorough (thoroughly homophobic) list of gay video game characters for your amusement. http://www.games.net/features/100321_1.shtml Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2005 Well, if I could get Samus, I wouldn´t mind becoming a lesbian :p Nah, just kidding but I wonder why all these dreamy boys like the guys from the FF-games are supposed to be gay. Just because they are looking better than average? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2005 No it's because they dress queerly and have girly hair I imagine. I was scared they were going to mention link, weird strong silent type elf in a skirt/tights and all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2005 (edited) Voldo should definitely be number one. Im a bit saddened to see Guile in there, too. ________ RHODE ISLAND MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES Edited February 16, 2011 by Johelian Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2005 Toads probably a closet queer. Or an oversized penis. Tidus should definetly be there with his one trouser leg longer than the other and whiny voice just echoes gay. The one final fantasy character they missed was kuja, i mean, the guy had a thong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2005 Oh come on. If anyone from the Street Fighter universe were gay, it would be Eagle and Dudley. Vega and Adon are also top contenders. And Sodom. His name pretty much sums it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2005 What about the guys from Streets of Rage, Adam and Axel. Some of those moves where they grab people were very suspect. Observe this example They try and hide their activities behind a lamp post, but we know what they're up to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 16, 2005 I don't think Dante's hair is "gay" as so to speak, I quite like it. That statement may be gay but ah well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2005 o.o Sephiroth GAY? A bit of a mummies boy maybe but gay? NEVER. lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2005 heh, they said voldo is 'uber swishy'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2005 I don't understand how most of them are Gay!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2005 Hahahha @ the Arbitor. That guy may have a been a shitty character compared to the Cheif, but he isn't gay! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 17, 2005 Sephiroth!? Whaaaat!? Say that to his face and you would get 5 feet of STEEL through your skull. Why isn't Ryo Hazuki there? He turns down every female advance for the sake of "revenge". Poor Nozomi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2005 What about the guys from Streets of Rage, Adam and Axel. Some of those moves where they grab people were very suspect. Observe this example They try and hide their activities behind a lamp post, but we know what they're up to. Yeh they're definately as gay as the day is long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2005 I'd fuck Sephiroth. Its actually a shame he ISNT gay pfftt... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2005 I'd fuck Sephiroth. Its actually a shame he ISNT gay pfftt... and thats he isnt real! first game makers sexed up their games by adding busty ladiees-now its women and gay guys turn! mwahahahahahaaaaaaa! i cant believe Dante only got No.3!!! he's just so cocky and camp yet macho that he has to be at least bi! lol and i cant think of a gay guiy i know who wouldnt give his polygons a good thrice over! anywho . . . i need a lie down! karl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2005 and thats he isnt real! first game makers sexed up their games by adding busty ladiees-now its women and gay guys turn! mwahahahahahaaaaaaa! So the genders are men, busty ladies and women? What about Peppy (Star Fox), hes pretty camp for a frog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 18, 2005 yeah but has he ever sold his own game? lol but i totally agree! Peppy should be doubled over and slapped with a large 'stick' but then again he'd enjoy it! lol i think the article was based only on characters who culdnt scare the be-jesus outta ya if you met them in a toilet cubicle<hehe> does anyone think that peppy is the Micheal Jackson (minus the talent) of videogames? seriously i only have to think of him speaking and it reminds me of the south park parady! lmao karl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 19, 2005 surprised they didnt mention mario. he's a bit village people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 19, 2005 What about Peppy (Star Fox), hes pretty camp for a frog. To say he's a hare that's pretty camp. What does that make Slippy then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 19, 2005 Vaan or wtvr from FFXII should be on that list. I mean, c'mon! I thought it was a girl! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 19, 2005 surprised they didnt mention mario. he's a bit village people. You think he goes to all that trouble saving Princess Peach for honour or glory? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 19, 2005 Vaan´s face is a bit silly, but his body is dreeeeeeeeeeeamy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
