jayseven Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 So I'm walkin' up the road, listening to my G's playing their tunes all up and attem like the way I get it and then BAM WTF IS HAPPENING OW THAT HURTS! Seagull! Justpecked my head! BAM OW STOPPIT YOU TINY YET SCARY LOOKING THING! That's my arm! BAM BAM OW OW STOPAAAAAA OK YOU WIN YOU WIN *throws half a sandwich at seagull and walks rapidly away from the scene* *looks back to see the seagul is still eating* *looks back to see the seagul has finished and is staring at him* *looks back to see THE SEAGULL IS WALKING QUICKLY AFTER HIM* *rounds corner and hides* I think it's because when I look into an animal's eyes I can see their soul, and their soul speaks to me. It usually says "we hate you." SO how about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Other than most insects, I get along with most animals I see, even spiders. Not once have I been pecked, bitten, or had an animal shit directly on me. But I guess I'm just lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 *throws half a sandwich at seagull and walks rapidly away from the scene* This is where it all went wrong. You're meant to throw it away from the seagull so it chases after it. Leaving you with a nice getaway advantage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 This is where it all went wrong. You're meant to throw it away from the seagull so it chases after it. Leaving you with a nice getaway advantage. Or just kick it in the balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted December 9, 2010 Author Share Posted December 9, 2010 The bird would then learn that if it wanted food it would just have to peck me. By inflicing injury on it, it would then have to decide whether the pain is worth more food. I've been chased by dogs in three different countries. 4 if you count Wales. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heroicjanitor Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 You gave it your sandwich because it pecked you? If any hobos were watching they'll start pecking you as you go past from now on. It's best to just get the seagull in a headlock and start punching at it's kidneys. If it gets out it's behind you though so you need to be proficient at the roundhouse kick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 I've been chased by dogs in three different countries. 4 if you count Wales. :P Stop trying to fuck them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 You gave it your sandwich because it pecked you? If any hobos were watching they'll start pecking you as you go past from now on. It's best to just get the seagull in a headlock and start punching at it's kidneys. If it gets out it's behind you though so you need to be proficient at the roundhouse kick. Jay is a hobo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Cup your palms together and thrust them in the direction of bird. You can shout Hadouken too... Hey, it always works for me =p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit-Jr Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Other than most insects, I get along with most animals I see, even spiders. Not once have I been pecked, bitten, or had an animal shit directly on me. But I guess I'm just lucky. Ive been shit-bombed twice by 2 angry birds. In at least one of those airstrikes, i thought i had been shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Ive been shit-bombed twice by 2 angry birds. In at least one of those airstrikes, i thought i had been shot ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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