Guy Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 I was just laying in the bath, too lazy to get up and pee. I didn't really want to pee in the bath, so I had a dilemma. But wait, the bathroom sink was real close by... and nobody would ever know, right? It's okay. I didn't. But I did once eat a full roast dinner on the toilet. Many moons ago. What secretly shameful things have you guys done?
Murr Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 I dunno if it's shameful... Wanked at work.... in 2 different jobs. The best part of this is that one of those jobs was when i worked at the Ministry of Defence. great way to kill time!
The Peeps Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 Scoop said: But I did once eat a full roast dinner on the toilet. Many moons ago. I envy you. Can't think of anything shameful myself right now...
ReZourceman Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 I broke into someones house once, just because I needed a shit so badly. Went upstairs, sat on the loo, went for a shit, got up and realised I sat in someones fucking dinner. Then I heard someone coming so I just legged it.
flameboy Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 Murr said: I dunno if it's shameful... Wanked at work.... in 2 different jobs. The best part of this is that one of those jobs was when i worked at the Ministry of Defence. great way to kill time! are you for real?! if so best story ever!
Murr Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 flameboy said: are you for real?! if so best story ever! Indeed i am for real... Some advice kids... Don't become a civil servant! Lovely place to work, Lovely people, Shite job, Shite pay! The Abbeywood complex had it's own gym, Bank, Barbershop, Shops, Coffee shops, Trainstation, Library, Tennis courts, 5 a side football pitch... Bomb Shelters (not joking). On a Tuesday they would test the fire alarm at 11am, On a Wednesday they would test the bomb threat alarm at 11am.
ReZourceman Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 EEVILMURRAY said: I watched Comedy Rainbow on at least 17 separate occasions. Fixed for you. :p
EEVILMURRAY Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 The shame deepens... But I redeemed myself by not watching "ReZ Daily" anymore. Assuming you still do it.
ReZourceman Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 EEVILMURRAY said: The shame deepens... But I redeemed myself by not watching "ReZ Daily" anymore. Assuming you still do it. To assume makes an ass out of u and me.
Pit-Jr Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 So wait, you're NOT supposed to pee in the bathroom sink?
EEVILMURRAY Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 ReZourceman said: To assume makes an ass out of u and me. Perhaps. It's just that I can't be bothered to check.
The Bard Posted November 2, 2010 Posted November 2, 2010 I told a hobo to get a job at this summers N-E meet. In my defense I was hugely intoxicated.
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