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So, watched The Graduate last night. Really enjoyed it actually. I liked how it was really surreal, and how the cameraman was really uncompromising.

 

My friends literally made too massive a deal about Anne Bancroft being a milf.

 

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Discuss milfs here.

 

 

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Is the title a misspelling or a clever combination of "My Milfs"?

 

My friend's mother is such a MILF. Hell, she's old enough to be a GILF but she sure as hell doesn't look it (surgery yay!).

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Is the title a misspelling or a clever combination of "My Milfs"?

 

Mother You'd Like To Fuck (as opposed to I'd).

 

Tori Amos just isn't hot. End of.

 

It's a reference to her 2007 single Big Wheel, where she repeats "M-I-L-F" as the bridge of the song.

 

Yes, everyone was like "... Tori... You used to be cool."

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It's always been Cindy Crawford and Elizabeth Hurley for me. Oh, and Elle McPherson. Not sure if they're all mothers or not.

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Lena Headey.

 

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Does she count? She's only 36!

She's like "13 from House"'s hotter, older sister.

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Yeah I do like the older lady! MILFs include...

 

Demi Moore, Courtney Cox, Dannii Minogue, Liz Hurley, Patsy Kensit, Heidi Klum, Louise Redknapp,

 

Very sexy.

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Mother You'd Like To Fuck (as opposed to I'd).

 

 

I realised this afterwards. In my defence you hardly hear people asking the question, but rather stating who they would.

 

Yeah I do like the older lady! MILFs include...

 

Demi Moore, Courtney Cox, Dannii Minogue, Liz Hurley, Patsy Kensit, Heidi Klum, Louise Redknapp,

 

Very sexy.

 

I still don't get the Dannii Minogue thing....

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Ashley's mum. Phwoar. You may think I'm joking, but note lack of smiley. Phwoar.

 

But Elliot...I am your father.

 

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Kari Byron. 'Nuff said.

 

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Yes. Jesus fucking christ in the most recent episode of Mythbusters I was popping boners all over the show.

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Yes. Jesus fucking christ in the most recent episode of Mythbusters I was popping boners all over the show.

She's going to star in her own science show directed at younger kids in order to create interest in science, especially among young girls. I find it ironic that she will probably attract just as many, if not more male viewers.

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As far as I'm aware the following have all had babies and are still mega hot in my eyes so therefore are defo MILFS. (Images below may have been before they were Mums but meh....)

 

Holly Willoughby

 

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Salma Hayek

 

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Milla Jovovich

 

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I was gonna post Mary Steenburgen - she is super hot for her age.

 

I quite like Susanna(h?) Reid from BBC Breakfast. Gets me up every morning. Know what I'm sayin?

 

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Yeah I do like the older lady! MILFs include...

 

Demi Moore, Courtney Cox, Dannii Minogue, Liz Hurley, Patsy Kensit, Heidi Klum, Louise Redknapp,

 

Very sexy.

 

You win at life. The Cox, The Hurley and The Dannii are also tasty. However, top honour goes to The Louise. Mmmm. Jamie is one lucky fucker. Literally.

 

My choice would be Carol Vorderman. She's a milf. Also, she's very intelligent. A hottie plus brains just explodes my testicles.

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My choice would be Carol Vorderman. She's a milf. Also, she's very intelligent. A hottie plus brains just explodes my testicles.

 

Plus she's from Prestatyn.

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Alyson Hannigan

 

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Billie Piper

 

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Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

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Patricia Arquette

 

...also there's Milla Jovovich, Holly Willoboobies, Courtney Cox and Nigella Lawson but they've already been mentioned.

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You realise the 'M's stands for 'Mothers' and Jennifer Aniston and I'm pretty sure Eva Longoria aren't mothers.

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Who cares if I'm gay, I'd do Anne Bancroft. I think it's the smokey, flirty, 'I know something you don't know' smile that gets me...

 

this thread slightly bores me, where are the DILF's? :p

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You realise the 'M's stands for 'Mothers' and Jennifer Aniston and I'm pretty sure Eva Longoria aren't mothers.

 

I thought she wasn't and I wasn't so sure...meh, old enough to be :p Replacements will be made soon! There was someone I had in mind but I totally forgot who it was...

 

Who cares if I'm gay, I'd do Anne Bancroft. I think it's the smokey, flirty, 'I know something you don't know' smile that gets me...

 

this thread slightly bores me, where are the DILF's? :p

 

Make a 'dylf' thread then before someone nicks your idea, lmao! :p

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