Posted September 18, 2005 Revived, as this was the best thing since sliced bread at c-e First pic... Have fun... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 Cop - "Its osama in disguise! Here look, this moustache has to be fake" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 "Hold his mouth shut while I sodomise him" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 "Sir, we have reason to believe you may be hauling smack in your teeth" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 "The authorities take drastic action to solve what is widely known as 'the Choze problem'". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 Middle Guy : "Quick use the chloroform, this son of a bitch is out of control!" Left Guy : "He only parked on a double yellow line" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 "The authorities take drastic action to solve what is widely known as 'the Choze problem'". :lmao: *Police go that step too far, after watching the film "Face Off" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 "I would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those kids and that dog!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 "No vomiting for you, you drunken old bastard!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 "Policeman caught trying to steal mans lips". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 "When Old Man Jenkins refused to give up his stolen false teeth, the police had to use force." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 "Police use drastic measures to ban the use of chewing gum in public" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 "The police, always at your service when you don't have any Kleenex." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 Sergant Smith's ventriloquist act went down a treat at the work party. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 Policeman on left: "What were we meant to be doing again?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 The easiest way to stop a public outcry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 "Spit it out sir!" The guy who bought the last Doughnut feels the wrath of a peckish anti-riot squad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 'Watch this. If we feed him these sleeping pills, it will be much easier to molest the crap out of him back in the cells' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 "Shit, he swallowed the fucking cloth..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 What do you mean i taste like bacon? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 18, 2005 *Police raid the 15th Annual "hold-yer-breath-competition". Champion under arrest.* *Policeman #3: "Hey he was cheating! He's breathing through his nose! 0_0 (its funnier without having to explain the breathing through nose part but alas) --Ray Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2005 And the winner is? (It's not that I reckon I'm gonna win, it's just that I like these threads :yes: ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2005 "You have the right to remain silent!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 19, 2005 That's enough of that shit. Bob and Haver both made excellant entries, but I'll go with...Haver Share this post Link to post Share on other sites