drahkon Posted September 11, 2018 Share Posted September 11, 2018 Jet hey hi Ook look, I am feeling good well adverb? Anyway. Hey. I'm good. Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool. Life is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gourmetsalt Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 How in the fucking world do you play Splatoon with motion controls? I SIMNPYLY CAN NOT AND I AM GETTING ANXIETY AND I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHICHJ ARE THE SYMPTOMPSN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 he y mothrt fckers i'm totllyy wasterd Yo know yo sghold really listen to AND CALLED THE hAAN The Hnna The Hunna the fcking Hyunna fiukcing lisyen to tyhem fckyo yo piece of shit gonna leve them here tyo b[pirece of shiyt. ALECXA PLAY HE HNNA PLAY THE FCKI G HNNA PLAY THE HNNA PLAY THE HNNA FCK YO GYYS Play the Hunna Drnjk Maertins My mouthing is numb as fcuck help me fucking music evdrywhere You know i've been thing of houaing VAGERNT IF YOU WANT WOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU PILLED ME BACK IN YO SPIT ME BACK OUT EOOOOOO laughing crying fucking lyingh listent to the fucking hunna you cunyts 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted September 22, 2018 Share Posted September 22, 2018 i'm seriusy gonns vomit rifht noew.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen-i Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 2 hours ago, martinist said: i'm seriusy gonns vomit rifht noew.... Should probably move away from the computer then... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drahkon Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Bou gjt a shirt yesterday, didn't wear it (I wore something else) but I still lost itThat perfectly describe my night G Reetunts from Istanbul 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted October 7, 2018 Share Posted October 7, 2018 (edited) Everything si fucking s[pinning for fuck sake fucking jhelp me, my mouth is burning. Whiskey whiskey whiksey fuck you borning burning I'm fince don;t have to wrorry abotu me going on a cold ass plane. Seriousyly aircdraft asdre really go cold wwear somthing warm/. Edited October 7, 2018 by martinist fuck you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 light waeights. get drunk of r go home numb and limp thats be vibtch I love it like I loved uer ma last night right in yre puddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen-i Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 On 10/14/2018 at 3:35 AM, martinist said: light waeights. get drunk of r go home numb and limp thats be vibtch I love it like I loved uer ma last night right in yre puddy I like pudding too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Skipping all the post I missed like a fucking boss. This fucking whiskey j have js godduckingaqful. Like. Its worse than hottom shwlf alcohol. But dammit it was expensicw so here i am seinjing ir. Never thought id say this, but i wish i had some gin. I hate gin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 (edited) I found a bottleo f Rose in the fridge. I'll be with you in a few hours after that and a few whiskies... Hi its me kinda drunk bigy not as drnuk as i though ti would be. Kinda tired bumight go eat something like her yer ma's feckin minge woooo Edited November 25, 2018 by martinist 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drahkon Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Haven't been here in a long time. I'm not really drunk but I am on my way to reach that point. Anyway. Dragon Quest XI will hopefully arrive tomorrow. If not, I will lose my shit. Darts is cool. My life is good. I love you all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtMediocre Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Kinda drunk! Jusr wanna say that this is sucj an awesome forum to just hang around at and be a lurker. Will work on posting some more thouh, bit I'm not really that big of a discusser.. and being from Norway (and drunk) don'thelp with my language xD Getting my vuddy from manchester over tomorrow though, so might end up here after downing a piss poor bottle of whisky! Hahaha Love you all, hope y p u have a great cjristmas! Aaand a haopy new yeear! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 its not new year you retarrs. Aslso whixky is onlt wixskey if its's fuxckuing stcoych. Enought of your cheep engish noerweegen shit' informer you know sifgmhogjotyhokjformerwer if you playing i lickk you nboomboom naaw dilly dun dilluy dung sung sun g sung witch wite asss bot [erternding to be jamacan i'm jist kittdding i like lla our asses and your facses and tour bodys, sometimes i beven plesuret myself to your imageds i'm fonna stop now sooeee you laters boooy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 I think the fact that while drunk you can spell "asses" correctly but not "faces" says a lot 😋 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtMediocre Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 18 minutes ago, martinist said: informer you know sifgmhogjotyhokjformerwer if you playing i lickk you nboomboom naaw I have no idea what's going on here And I'll have you know that this piss poor whisky is a scotch. But a real bad at that. The Johnnie Walker White Walker GoT Limited Edition (thank god it's limited :P) It's the one in the middle here: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 (edited) Everythnkg is numb fucking touufuck you kracking muy knuckles like a fcknig bodd to lityylr bicch king of the ring 1998 mankind vs undertaker hell in a cwsell Edited January 6, 2019 by martinist fucck you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Am I the vkonly one that fdrigjkns? Am I the onkyl one that dribks and rememvers to post here? Grow some balls you susssy cunts. Drink some thshit and oost some more shit like youre ma lat gnight. Get wrecjekd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen-i Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, martinist said: Am I the vkonly one that fdrigjkns? Am I the onkyl one that dribks and rememvers to post here? Grow some balls you susssy cunts. Drink some thshit and oost some more shit like youre ma lat gnight. Get wrecjekd But I don't drink. Oh my daze! I actually understood that. What's happened to me? Edited February 17, 2019 by Glen-i 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Glen-i said: But I don't drink. Do it. Makes ou do things on impulse like dgo dow to London and see Gilbert and sULLIVAN'S Pirates of Penance. I need to se that muisical. For the love of got d i need to see it. Edited February 17, 2019 by martinist get fucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 (edited) Hi rare semi-sober post here for me. So i'm on my 3rd Mojito and I just realised that I've demolished a 3rd of a bottle of Bacardi in about an hour and a half. How can Mojito's get you so fucked up? I'm really feeling it! It's Reyn time! Edited March 22, 2019 by martinist Bacardi 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drahkon Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Ah the good old "reason for edit": Bacardi 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted March 23, 2019 Share Posted March 23, 2019 So i just bought £100 iro s os oso so worth of boozx. I need them s for cocktails. anyway! 4 mojitos and 2 whisky sours layter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted February 15, 2020 Share Posted February 15, 2020 Hi i'm dribnk. I sware I've slept from 5pm to now.....I need help. Someone point me in the direction of the nearest AA meating? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted February 18, 2020 Share Posted February 18, 2020 On 15/02/2020 at 7:34 PM, martinist said: Hi i'm dribnk. I sware I've slept from 5pm to now.....I need help. Someone point me in the direction of the nearest AA meating? I'll drive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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