STOOPIDDITTIES Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 (edited) What did the cow say to the dancing cow? "I like the way you mooove." Hilarious. Your turn. Rules 1. Make it up yourself. 2. Don't post any Comedy Rainbow videos. 3. Rate the above posters joke on a scale of 10. The worse the joke the higher the score. Then try to come up with something even worse. Edited May 13, 2010 by STOOPIDDITTIES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 I thought your joke was quite good, so only a 5/10 from me. --- Where would you go if you wanted to swim around in organs? Liverpool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Rules 2. Don't post any Comedy Rainbow videos. Well, thats Rez out of this. 5/10, it got a chuckle from me Listen. Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new wife?? . . . . . . . . Neithers he!!!! I'll get my coat!!!!> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 What's the link between gravity and catholicism? Both only exist as long as there is mass in the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 How much do Dime bars cost in America? (This is how good I am. I'm so amazing I Don't even need to write punchlines) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STOOPIDDITTIES Posted May 26, 2010 Author Share Posted May 26, 2010 8/10 What do you call a Track & Field javelin thrower with Parkinson's Disease? .. Shakespeare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 8.3/10 -------------------- ITV have just announced a spin off from "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here". In it, male celebrity contestants are forced to have penetrative sex with Kerry Katona. The longer they last, the more stars they get. They are calling it "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 8.5 / 10 -------- Where do germs and bacteria go on holiday? The Mouldives... ... .. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Using the designated rating system, 6/10. I couldn't give it anything higher as I laughed... --------------------- Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The ultrasound guy! Who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy isn't there? The hip replacement guy! -- I'll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 (edited) Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The ultrasound guy! Who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy isn't there? The hip replacement guy! Rules 1. Make it up yourself. Come on fish you gotta play by the rules man. (Funnily enough the ultrasound joke came into my head the other day when I got a spam email asking me to train as one.) Edited June 14, 2010 by MoogleViper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 What did john say to mary before getting out of the car? "Get out of the car" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 I actually laughed at that, sad no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 What do you call a deer with no eyes? ... ... No eye dear... What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye dear! *ba dum chiiiiiiichh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Rules 1. Make it up yourself. I heard that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 What is a footballer's favourite drink? Penal-Tea... ... .. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 10/10. Loved it. What do footballers drink their penal-tea from? A world cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShavenWolf Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 What does Matt Bellamy have for breakfast? Muse-li. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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