STOOPIDDITTIES Posted May 10, 2010 Posted May 10, 2010 (edited) What did the cow say to the dancing cow? "I like the way you mooove." Hilarious. Your turn. Rules 1. Make it up yourself. 2. Don't post any Comedy Rainbow videos. 3. Rate the above posters joke on a scale of 10. The worse the joke the higher the score. Then try to come up with something even worse. Edited May 13, 2010 by STOOPIDDITTIES
dwarf Posted May 15, 2010 Posted May 15, 2010 I thought your joke was quite good, so only a 5/10 from me. --- Where would you go if you wanted to swim around in organs? Liverpool
Jimbob Posted May 17, 2010 Posted May 17, 2010 Rules 2. Don't post any Comedy Rainbow videos. Well, thats Rez out of this. 5/10, it got a chuckle from me Listen. Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new wife?? . . . . . . . . Neithers he!!!! I'll get my coat!!!!>
weeyellowbloke Posted May 19, 2010 Posted May 19, 2010 What's the link between gravity and catholicism? Both only exist as long as there is mass in the universe.
ReZourceman Posted May 24, 2010 Posted May 24, 2010 How much do Dime bars cost in America? (This is how good I am. I'm so amazing I Don't even need to write punchlines)
STOOPIDDITTIES Posted May 26, 2010 Author Posted May 26, 2010 8/10 What do you call a Track & Field javelin thrower with Parkinson's Disease? .. Shakespeare.
ReZourceman Posted May 26, 2010 Posted May 26, 2010 8.3/10 -------------------- ITV have just announced a spin off from "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here". In it, male celebrity contestants are forced to have penetrative sex with Kerry Katona. The longer they last, the more stars they get. They are calling it "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here"
S.C.G Posted June 13, 2010 Posted June 13, 2010 8.5 / 10 -------- Where do germs and bacteria go on holiday? The Mouldives... ... .. .
The fish Posted June 14, 2010 Posted June 14, 2010 Using the designated rating system, 6/10. I couldn't give it anything higher as I laughed... --------------------- Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The ultrasound guy! Who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy isn't there? The hip replacement guy! -- I'll get my coat.
MoogleViper Posted June 14, 2010 Posted June 14, 2010 (edited) Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The ultrasound guy! Who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the ultrasound guy isn't there? The hip replacement guy! Rules 1. Make it up yourself. Come on fish you gotta play by the rules man. (Funnily enough the ultrasound joke came into my head the other day when I got a spam email asking me to train as one.) Edited June 14, 2010 by MoogleViper
mcj metroid Posted June 14, 2010 Posted June 14, 2010 What did john say to mary before getting out of the car? "Get out of the car"
Frank Posted June 20, 2010 Posted June 20, 2010 What do you call a deer with no eyes? ... ... No eye dear... What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye dear! *ba dum chiiiiiiichh*
S.C.G Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 What is a footballer's favourite drink? Penal-Tea... ... .. .
ReZourceman Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 10/10. Loved it. What do footballers drink their penal-tea from? A world cup.
ShavenWolf Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 What does Matt Bellamy have for breakfast? Muse-li.
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