Ellmeister Posted March 28, 2010 Posted March 28, 2010 Don't eat yellow snow. Or watch Comedy Rainbow, both leave a horrid taste in your mouth afterwards. Sorry ReZ, couldn't resist!
Konfucius Posted March 28, 2010 Posted March 28, 2010 Konfucius says if you want to avoid sneezing, slightly push up the tip of the nose when you feel the urge to sneeze.
ReZourceman Posted March 28, 2010 Posted March 28, 2010 Don't eat yellow snow. Or watch Comedy Rainbow, both leave a horrid taste in your mouth afterwards. Sorry ReZ, couldn't resist! Lol, its fine cos' it made me lawl. ---- Tip ; Go watch Kick-Ass. Trick ; See it on a Wednesday and do Orange Wednesday!
Daft Posted March 28, 2010 Posted March 28, 2010 Tip ; listen to Rez. Trick ; only do it this one time.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted March 28, 2010 Posted March 28, 2010 Konfucius says if you want to avoid sneezing, slightly push up the tip of the nose when you feel the urge to sneeze. Dannyboy says if you want to feel the satisfying feeling of sneezing, however, look at bright light when feeling the urge to sneeze.
Charlie Posted March 28, 2010 Author Posted March 28, 2010 Dannyboy says if you want to feel the satisfying feeling of sneezing, however, look at bright light when feeling the urge to sneeze. Apparently only around 18-35% of people are photo sensitive like that. I'm one of them and a lot of people I know are too... Maybe Wiki is wrong.
Jimbob Posted March 28, 2010 Posted March 28, 2010 Jimbob says Say yes more often to life. You will enjoy it a lot better. Money Supermarket.com. A great deal, easier!!.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted March 29, 2010 Posted March 29, 2010 Apparently only around 18-35% of people are photo sensitive like that. I'm one of them and a lot of people I know are too... Maybe Wiki is wrong. Oh? Well, I find it useful to have, especially since I'm often on the verge of sneezing without actually sneezing. There's just something really anti-climactic about feeling a sneeze coming up and then not sneezing.
Will Posted March 29, 2010 Posted March 29, 2010 That's so true, I hate it when the anticipation of a sneeze comes to nothing.
RoadKill Posted March 29, 2010 Posted March 29, 2010 Dannyboy says if you want to feel the satisfying feeling of sneezing, however, look at bright light when feeling the urge to sneeze. Yesss Holding back a sneeze is the most unsatisfying feeling
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted March 29, 2010 Posted March 29, 2010 I've heard somewhere that a sneeze constitutes one tenth of an orgasm. I have no idea if it's true, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Charlie Posted March 29, 2010 Author Posted March 29, 2010 I've heard somewhere that a sneeze constitutes one tenth of an orgasm. I have no idea if it's true, but I wouldn't be surprised. A morning after drinking dump must constitute at least 2 tenths then. Best non-sexual feeling.
Karl619 Posted March 30, 2010 Posted March 30, 2010 Do not fart in the presence of your boss and then blame your boss for said fart
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