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The Materialism Thread (a.k.a Things I Want)


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Yeah what do you expect on a site trying to recruit escorts? "Join a profession most people look down upon, sell your body for a living and at best be perved on by elderly women who may give you the clap!"

Why, yes, I did expect that! Surely you can rely on marketers to tell the truth. :indeed:

 

Smaller breasts so I can buy a suit that doesn't make me look a cheap hooker.

 

Tbf I will have them when I get some money.

 

 

...I don't want to hear it, before you say anything :heh:

Admit it, Molly, you knew this was coming. You want the attention of the perverted minds of this forum. You like it. ;)

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Those italics creep anyone else out a little?

 

A little, yes. I had the image of Dannyboy raising his eyebrows up and down behind his glasses and pulling a geeky grin. Maybe sticking a little tongue out, too.

 

Molly, if you want to de-size your breasticles, then go for eet. However, if Ine ever even thought about doing that, I would cry so fucking hard. I'm not joking. Breasts have magical properties. There's the upper boob, the under boob (best part, imo) and there's inner boob. Side boob is a bit over-rated though, it's no match for the inner boob.

 

Everyone just thinks it's about the nipple. They are so wrong. The nipple isn't even in my top 3 parts of the breast! Nowhere near.

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There's the upper boob, the under boob (best part, imo) and there's inner boob. Side boob is a bit over-rated though, it's no match for the inner boob.

 

Everyone just thinks it's about the nipple. They are so wrong. The nipple isn't even in my top 3 parts of the breast! Nowhere near.

 

Obsessed much? :grin:

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