Daft Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I'm actually queuing right now. Where are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted September 2, 2010 Author Share Posted September 2, 2010 I'm at the front with my nose pressed against the door I can barely write this on my Sony Ericcson touch screen lol but its worth it because I will experience Move first OMG where are you lets meet up and Play Move Party. Im with my mum so she can buy me Move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Sick. I'm on my Sony Ericsson Aino, remote playing porn off my PS3. I'm in the tent next to you. Don't come in, I'm busy. I'm going to trade in my immense collection of Imagine DS games, including my super favourite Imagine Homemaker, to get Move. It's going to be mega cool. OMFG MOVE IS AWSUM. It glows and shit. The Wii doesn't glow. It's for girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted September 2, 2010 Author Share Posted September 2, 2010 At least share that stash of Move pictures you're hiding, I need something to pleasure myself with too you know! Maybe we could go mutual? And when did you camp next to me? I've been here for a week, just to stop other suckers getting in front. And innit, Wii faggots only play Pippa Funnell Horseriding games, because the processor is so last century. God they're sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I say tent, I'm actually in a trash bag. I don't have any Move pics. I've just got this replica that I bought from some weird shop in Soho. It doesn't glow and seems to be ribbed. Been here a fortnight, living off the moisture from the shop's dehumidifier. It's been a riot. MOVE is so siiiick. The Wii? WTF is that. Sounds gay. Did I mention MOVE glows. It has glowing balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted September 2, 2010 Author Share Posted September 2, 2010 Oh right I thought that was you OMG. Have you got any tips of what to do when the camera is on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Don't look directly at the camera, it's off putting. Then just swing your wand about. Fun for the whole family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted September 2, 2010 Author Share Posted September 2, 2010 Should I jump up or down or is that what homosexuals do? I wouldn't know because I don't usually interact with other humans, I'm actually going red just speaking to you hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Maybe you should get a Wii tehn uyou spango!!1! You cant handle MOVE!! OMFG SONY rule!! Move + 3D + BluRay + Maglev is the futur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted September 2, 2010 Author Share Posted September 2, 2010 Maybe you should get a Wii tehn uyou spango!!1! You cant handle MOVE!! OMFG SONY rule!! Move + 3D + BluRay + Maglev is the futur. Maybe I like the Wii more than you? As I said, you're childish. It's pathetic, you almost rival Zechs Merquise, but opposite. One day maybe you'll learn that it isn't about which console has the best graphics and the best games, it's about the one with the best sales and cooking peripherals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 A game isn't a game unless I can rape someone in real time for massive damage. You can't do that in Nintendo. Nintendo is just about waggle and it's for poor people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted September 2, 2010 Author Share Posted September 2, 2010 A game isn't a game unless I can rape someone in real time for massive damage. You can't do that in Nintendo. Nintendo is just about waggle and it's for poor people. To be honest that is what I miss when I'm playing on my Nintendo. I guess I'll just have to put up with Strictly Come Dancing with Mii's and Mario's Housemaid, featuring in-game tile washing. Occasionally I miss having a challenge, but at least I can have fun when my grandma is round so that I can knit virtual Y-fronts alongside her in 2 player, I like it because we both wear Vitality Sensors so we can monitor when we need to take her back to the hospital after our high octane knit-work masterpieces. Which is more than I can say for you with your ponsy, ambitious, competitive, action packed troll of a console. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aimless Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 So, I take it you two are angling to be guest writers for Comedy Rainbow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Right, it's gone on too long now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 (edited) To be honest that is what I miss when I'm playing on my Nintendo. I guess I'll just have to put up with Strictly Come Dancing with Mii's and Mario's Housemaid, featuring in-game tile washing. Occasionally I miss having a challenge, but at least I can have fun when my grandma is round so that I can knit virtual Y-fronts alongside her in 2 player, I like it because we both wear Vitality Sensors so we can monitor when we need to take her back to the hospital after our high octane knit-work masterpieces. Which is more than I can say for you with your ponsy, ambitious, competitive, action packed troll of a console. YOU AREN'T ENOUGH FOR MOVE. So, I take it you two are angling to be guest writers for Comedy Rainbow? What's a Comedy Rainbow? Edit: Ooo, I got an infraction for "Spam". Might want to watch those typos, it's called "Sense of humour failure". Edited September 2, 2010 by Daft The Nazis are coming!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flameboy Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 YOU AREN'T ENOUGH FOR MOVE. What's a Comedy Rainbow? Edit: Ooo, I got an infraction for "Spam". Might want to watch those typos, it's called "Sense of humour failure". SPAM WHAT SPAM?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted September 2, 2010 Author Share Posted September 2, 2010 What I like about the Playstation Move controller is that it seems to be quite precise. So when I play a sword game it'll be intuitive and I will be able to swing the sword, like how I would swing a sword in real life. It could be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Yes. I agree. I like how the game copies what you do. Because of the controller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted September 2, 2010 Author Share Posted September 2, 2010 Yeah, if the controller wasn't there, and you were holding a DualShock 3 instead to shake your sword, you wouldn't be as immersed. What gets me is how the tracking ball makes everything true 1:1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Yeah, I think precision is key. I like that it is so precise. So when you Move it is 1:1, like you said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flameboy Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Have Sony done any kind of tours round the country to spread the word that Move is worth buying? If it indeed is that is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganepark32 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Not that I've heard Flameboy. I think besides a very small showing in Edinburgh during the Interactive Festival a week or two ago, I haven't heard anything about them touring it which seems strange as that's one of the best ways for people to get to know about the product and actually insight some excitement about it. Perhaps they'll do something after the launch on the 17th but they really should take it out and let people go hands on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caris Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I can't kinect with Move personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flameboy Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Not that I've heard Flameboy. I think besides a very small showing in Edinburgh during the Interactive Festival a week or two ago, I haven't heard anything about them touring it which seems strange as that's one of the best ways for people to get to know about the product and actually insight some excitement about it. Perhaps they'll do something after the launch on the 17th but they really should take it out and let people go hands on. I think thats one thing Nintendo got right with the Wii and something they will probably get right again with 3DS. They toured throughout the country at shopping centres/malls and got the thing out there in people hands to show what it can do and to get the message across to the everyman/woman who they are trying to capture with these new motion focused games/devices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flameboy Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 (edited) what does the starter disc contain? Edited September 5, 2010 by flameboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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