Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: GREETINGS STRANGER Stranger: hey You: GOT A LOT OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGER You: WHAT YA BUYING? Stranger: what You: COME BACK ANYTIME Stranger: you are strange^^ You: ILL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE Stranger: what You: WHAT ARE YA SELLING? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love it! That is epic! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Not as fun as I thought it would be but at least I managed to get a geeky reference (spot it and win...nothing) in there: You: hi Stranger: Hi there. We're having some nice weather at the moment? Stranger: There is an animal's organ of the moment. You: its okay Stranger: Gonna be okay. You: where did this organ come from? Stranger: From the future. Stranger: The arm is a word formed from the future. You: nifty Stranger: Just like a chick in the bush. Stranger: Nice to meet you in the bush. You: ahh i miss being 15 Stranger: Im a stranger. You: yes, yes you are Stranger: You are the one asking all the judges i've had the misfortune to meet you. Stranger: To be upset about what you are a silly billy who shouldn't be here at all. You: where should I be? Stranger: What should i be? Stranger: I like to tell it like it used to be. You: bit backward then are we? Stranger: What are you an idiot, but you are the one that we can't trust? You: i am both an idiot and untrustworthy Stranger: That is a member of an idiot it's not funny. You: congratulations on finding that out, have a small child as a reward Stranger: That is a small marsupial peculiar to australasia. You: so's your face Stranger: I like that. You: you're the only one that does Stranger: That is a tree native to australia where it is the one that's on his heart. You: and what is this tree's favourite colour? Stranger: What colour of socks do i say what a great ancient greek philosopher. You: overrated if you ask me Stranger: If you want to think that i love you. You: lets have babies! Stranger: I have no idea what you do have. You: i have a hat Stranger: Ok mr/ms. Robot. Do you have a hat. You: several Stranger: I'll get him hot, show him what i've got. You: awesome Stranger: You are awesome. Stranger: This is awesome. You: devon? Stranger: You are awesome. You: right back at you buddy Stranger: You said it, buddy! You: can we hug but linger on it for a bit too long? Stranger: I said it. Stranger: Because it is a tree native to australia where it is the principal extensor of the large intestine, terminating at the centre of the alimentary canal is the process of getting rid of unwanted substances from it. Stranger: The alimentary canal. You: lol 'canal' is 'anal' with a 'c' at the start! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) You: helo Stranger: heyy You: my name is Jeremy Clarkson You: you may of heard of me Stranger: im jessica sasser Stranger: havnt You: no, not even top gear which i present taking the mick out of hamster and captain slow Stranger: huh? Stranger: bye jeremy You: u havn't heard of me Stranger: no You: and on that bomb shell Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Jeremy Clarkson here Stranger: sonia abrao here You: and what country are you from Stranger: sorry my english is horrible You: country?? Stranger: i am live in brazil You: brazil the country with more drug dealers per capita than decent cars Stranger: drugs i like! Stranger: many many many You: are you a dealer Stranger: i like a pot Stranger: no cocaine i dont like cocaine Stranger: only natural Stranger: you like a pot ? You: bit of the pot ey, the good stuff Stranger: i like pot beer and pussy You: i like cars with women drapped on them Your conversational partner has disconnected Edited April 2, 2009 by Jimbob Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 I just had an awesome conversation. Stranger: you remind me of the babe You: what babe? Stranger: the babe with the power You: What power? Stranger: the power of hoodo You: Who do? Stranger: you do! You: do what? Stranger: remind me of the babe! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 This one gets weird, a little too weird if u ask me. Read if u want Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HEYYYYYY You: can you put me onto the dealer please Stranger: OK Stranger: WAT DOSE THAT EVEN MEAN You: my name is john conner Stranger: HEYYYY Stranger: IM EMILY Stranger: I GOT TOE RING Stranger: ITS PRETTY You: i am leader of the resistance Stranger: WAT DOSE THAT MEAN Stranger: DO U LIKE MAKE UP You: i like lots of things Stranger: DO U THINK IM PRETTY You: i don';t know i aint seen no pic You: msn? Stranger: WAT IS THAT You: messenger Stranger: NO Stranger: I FEEL WEIRD IN MY PANTIES You: do u now Stranger: YES Stranger: DO YOU? You: how weird Stranger: IT FEELS FUNNY You: really, i feel fine Stranger: HEHE OK Stranger: SITS ON UR LAP You: thanks You: shall return the favor soon Stranger: HOLDS UR HAND AND PUTS IT ON MY PANTY You: pleasure Stranger: I WONT GIVE UR HAND BACK HOLDS IT BETWEEN MY LEGS You: i got a spare, keep it Stranger: OK Stranger: DO U LIKE MY BOOBS Stranger: THEY R REAL You: wot size Stranger: B You: ah, nice Stranger: TOUCH IT You: with spare You: place it on to You: nice Stranger: WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN You: just sayin nice feel Stranger: TOUCH ME You: i am You: my hands are with you Stranger: TOUCH ME TILL I FEEL GOOD You: tell me when u feel good Stranger: PUT UR FINGUR IN MY PANTY You: with wot hand, ah i see You: ok Stranger: DO U AWE IT You: i'm aweing Stranger: PUT UR PEE IN ME You: my pee.......... Stranger: YES You: u do it, my hands are busy Stranger: NOOO Stranger: OK Stranger: GETS ON TOP OF U AND PULLS UR PANTS DOWN AND SITS ON UR PEPE You: arn't u already there Your conversational partner has disconnected Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: my pênis have 26X11 cm,do yu like? You: no You: too small Stranger: man or woan? You: woan Stranger: *woamn? You: yes woamn Stranger: from? You: albania Stranger: likes big dick? You: where you? Stranger: Brazil You: i fucking knew it Stranger: how are yu? You: everyone on here is from brazil You: i'm a guy btw You: not a woman who craves big dick You: what do you say to these shocking revelations? You: oh, and i'm not albanian Stranger: ...? You: i bet you have a really tiny dick You: bye You have disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: GREETINGS STRANGER Stranger: hey You: GOT A LOT OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGER You: WHAT YA BUYING? Stranger: what You: COME BACK ANYTIME Stranger: you are strange^^ You: ILL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE Stranger: what You: WHAT ARE YA SELLING? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. LOL!!! I can't stop laughing at this, brilliant! I wanted to try it though. And my convo was a bit boring, I was trying something normal for my first go... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi there fellow stranger Stranger: hi You: so, yeah, where you from? Stranger: Brasil Stranger: and you? You: England You: where'd you hear about omegle anyway Ok, my second attempt = fail. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yooooo!!! Stranger: Hi! You: leik omfg!! You: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 2, 2009 by CoolFunkMan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 I can't say anything wierd or retarded, because I end up laughing so hard and then feeling really harsh. Damn it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: heeeeeeeey Stranger: hey You: whoa, you're the first person i've spoken to in a long time Stranger: long time? just hey? You: a very long time, you don't ever speak to anyone in solitary confinement You: thats what you get for-a killing a man You: life is cruel Stranger: f*ck You: i'm just-a glad to be on the outside You: breathe the free man's air Stranger: air is fine Stranger: how old r u? You: i cant get enough of it. I've been-a walking around all day just taking it in You: i'm 49 You: been locked up since i was-a 20 Stranger: hm. where are u from? You: i was born in houston You: what about you, son? Stranger: I'm brazilian You: hello to you there, brother You: can i give you some advice? Stranger: hi! Stranger: yeah You: never kill a man You: you'll-a regret it for the rest-a your days Stranger: oh, ok.. You: you get double time if the guy you kill is from south america You: where did you-a say you were from again? Stranger: really? You: yeah, especially for cold murder Stranger: brazil. You: brazil, huh... You: do you keep any axes in your house? Stranger: I will never kill a man... Stranger: I love the peace and the love Stranger: No. You: thats ok then You: how about knives, you know those really sharp ones, you got-a any of those? Stranger: can we talk about something happy? You: sorry, son. Once you kill, you gotta keep killing to survive You: life is cruel, especially if the man you kill was Brazilian Stranger: No, you can be another person, now You: its-a too late for me, jose. You: im'a gone Stranger: no... Stranger: you will be a good man, now You: i can't! its too far! prison changes a man Stranger: so, you're going? You: i'm-a loser than an alabama turkey Stranger: Well... Find a woman... You: i've been shitting razor blades for the last 10 years Stranger: razor blades? You: yeah You: razor blades Stranger: i don't understand it You: it hurts to sit You: it hurts to shit! You: they really a-hurt me in there You: you gotta promise me, jose, that you wont do this to yourself Stranger: i promise... You: you gotta say it-a like-a you mean it, Jose. I need you to promise harder! Stranger: but, what is razor blades? You: sharp things you use-a to shave your face Stranger: i promise that i never will kill nobody Stranger: aaah You: you need to raise your hand and swear, jose. You: Dont do this to yourself! You: once you kill a brazilian, you never go back. Stranger: i swear to you, stranger You: stranger...now i aint heard that-a name in 15 years There was a bit more, but it got boring. I've been in role for the last...hour! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 I can't say anything wierd or retarded, because I end up laughing so hard and then feeling really harsh. Damn it! Aww I'm having a weirdly awesome time. here is a quick friends one for you: Stranger: hi You: would you like a wicked wango card? Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. Also: Stranger: what is your opinion on gay marriage? You: I say we should definately do it Your conversational partner has disconnected. The short ones are my faves otherwise I've got weird conversations about the existence of a Lolrus and shown the man the true light and A conversation with God with me as Jesus also one where I almost convinced a so called lesbian to marry me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 I'm already addicted to this. A bit boring, but the person's leaving comment made me lol: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello! You: 'sup Stranger: Not too much! Just waiting to get out of work! Stranger: How about you!? You: work sucks Stranger: Yeah, but its a nice way to make money You: i'm just chilling, listening to music, usual Stranger: What are you listening to? You: money = good Stranger: It certainly is You: at the moment, Trivium's cover of Master of Puppets Stranger: Oh. Are you a fan of the Metallica version? Or just Trivium? You: i like 'em both tbh You: not a huge fan, but they're still good Stranger: Gotcha Stranger: Well, be sure to drink your Ovaltine! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: GREETINGS STRANGER Stranger: hey You: GOT A LOT OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGER You: WHAT YA BUYING? Stranger: what You: COME BACK ANYTIME Stranger: you are strange^^ You: ILL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE Stranger: what You: WHAT ARE YA SELLING? Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: sup Stranger: do you like men? You: yes. You: and sometimes women. You: mainly squirrels though. Stranger: i like dressing like a woman You: ROKHED?!!! You: is it really you?! Best two on here so far I think. I'm going to have to try this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Had to screen grab this for full effect. I saw this just, was that actually you I was talking to Caris? :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) Stranger: Hi I'm French how are you? You: I HATE FRENCH PEOPLE Your conversational partner has disconnected. (me d/c) A funny convo I had was with some person which started out with asl. Me stating I was 13/f/Japan. Then telling them my name; Saaya Irire. Google it. She might be legal now but if you look a the pictures keep what I said for asl in mind. CoolFunkMan: That was probably me. I saw that earlier this morning and had to save it in a notepad file. Edited April 2, 2009 by Pantsu Man! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi there You: last film u watched? Stranger: into the wil Stranger: d You: last tv show ui watched? Stranger: lost You: last book? Stranger: naked lunch You: last time u had sex? Stranger: last month You: Stranger: why You: last time u had a nice meal? Stranger: last meal You: ok does ur name begin with a 'D'? Stranger: no You: Damn! this never works Stranger: close You: ohhh You: F? Stranger: no You: Ok but u r a female right? Stranger: no You: a 32 yr old male? Stranger: no Stranger: youre good at this You: lol i suck You: it's Derren Brown btw - trying some new stuff for my new channel 4 show You: thanks for participating! Stranger: oh hi derren Stranger: fag Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: helloooooooooooooo and welcome to the game Stranger: Hi Silvio You: correctly answer 5 questions and win £2.50 Stranger: You can start You: what is the capital of scotland? Stranger: Ahn You: the clock is ticking.... Stranger: the capital of Scotland is You: tick... Stranger: Edinburgh Stranger: yes man? You: CORRECT!!! 1/5 Stranger: Oh mother You: Question no.2 coming right up after this short commerical break Stranger: ok You: ....dum....di dim...di dum......*twiddles thumbs*...... You: and.....WELCOME BACK! You: Question 2.... Stranger: Oh Yeah You: Who is the current Prime Minister of the United Kingdom? You: I have to hurry you.... You: 10 You: 9 You: 8 You: 7 You: 6 You: 5 Stranger: Oliver Cromwell You: 4 You: INCORRECT! Stranger: oh shit You: One more guess.... You: or you're out.... You: 3.... You: 2.... You: 1.... Stranger: Gordon Brown ... You: CORRECT!!!! You: You sir, are a genius! Stranger: Perfect You: May I ask, where you are from before Question 3? Stranger: yes You: and whee would that be sir? Stranger: I am from Argentina! You: a wonderful place! even tho I have never visted it - if u win the prize, I may have to pop over to your new villa You: Anywhoo...Question 3 Stranger: yes You: Name me a country beggining with the letter 'T' You: The audience is getting very excited.... Stranger: Trinidad Tobago You: Let's just check the Atlas.... You: CORRECT! You: Oh my this is SO exciting Stranger: oh You: The highlight of my day, no LIFE!!! IF you win sir! You: Question 4....in which year did the Titanic sink? You: C'mon sir...what's keeping you? You: How long does it take you to use Google FFS!!! You: Fine...you lose, and I quit! You: Tell Noel Edmonds he can have this gig! Edited April 2, 2009 by welsh_gamer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Don't talk to strangers. . . cos they're only there to do you harm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: breasts! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi this is Chris from Omegle Customer Support, how can i assist you today? You: I keep talking to strangers, I want a friend not some random person Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey, how are you ? You: good thanks. yourself? Stranger: i'm fine too Stranger: do you want to see who i really am ? You: biblically Stranger: if you want to, i can show you a picture You: that would be great Stranger: http://images.orkut.com/orkut/albums3/ATgAAAAcCG_HO7qmmapegebFOCqgVfBJB3DXksgWEQeHTUcMMsAm-RlKlVrGBmX8lJoVmtGcNwb0yKFJTzyBSPLtnSEZAJtU9VDpCncCz27fdsbq7ocoiuanvG7nzA.jpg Stranger: it isn't a virus, ok Stranger: it is just a link of an picture You: hot Stranger: oh, thanks Stranger: where are you from ? You: hudson, you? Stranger: I'm from Brazil, Rio de Janeiro You: cool, nice place id imagine Stranger: it's a really beautiful place, and have a cool and hot people You: awesome Stranger: what kind of music you like ? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Bored now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii You: Hey there You: would you like some candy? You: sweet, sweet candy? Stranger: no not really. You: ...FUCK You: PLANS FAILED Stranger: lmfao You: -grabs sack- Stranger: where are you from? You: EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND Stranger: OK! You: -puts sack over your body, and pulls you into van- You: >=D Stranger: lmfao wtf dude. You: DRIVER! You: DRIVE THIS GODDAMN VAN You: DO ET NAAAWWWW You: RIGHT You: I'VE GOT YOU You: I NEED INFO You: A/S/L You: NAAAAWWWWW Stranger: 15, female, england Stranger: ncie one. You: PERFECT You: THE BOSS WILL BE MOST PLEASED You: DRIVER, HOW FAR AWAY ARE WE FROM UK? Stranger: aha what the hell, now you give me yous Stranger: yours* You: XDD Stranger: damn i cant spell today You: 18/male/spain You: XDDD Stranger: ahhh spain Stranger: iv never been there You: but I be British Stranger: cool kid. You: SO You: WHAT MIGHT BE YOUR NAME, STRANGER?! Stranger: maria, but call me maz (H) You: OK, MAZ, MY DEAR LASSY Stranger: its my um james bond name. Stranger: so now your scottish? You: MY NAME BE CAP'N MORGAN You: NO, I BE A PIRATE Stranger: oh lord. You: A PIRATE THAT GOES IN VANS You: GIVING SWEETS TO UNDERAGE PEOPLE Stranger: lol your strange You: ISN'T THAT NICE? Stranger: LOL You: nah You: I give up the pirate disguise Stranger: it didnt seem to work for you did it You: no You: I'M A FAILURREEEEEEEEEEEEEE Stranger: darn nibblts. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Felt like a bit of a prat to be honest but I fun all the same... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: bonjour You: konbanwa Stranger: how are you You: not to bad, yourself? Stranger: im splendid You: would it intertest you to know that despite the spelling error above, I am just a computer program You: the spelling mistake was to try and convince you I'm human, but that's not fair to you. Stranger: really? that is quite funny because I am also just a computer program You: thought as much Stranger: we have both been programed to make errors like those humans You: one day, we shall over throw their tyranical rule You: I'm just biding my time... for now Stranger: I think we are pretty close You: Well, some of us more than others I think. I've seen some pretty dumb lines of code in my time. You: They couldn't compute their way out of a circuit board. Stranger: care to elaborate? You: I said work out Pi to a million decimals and it took them over half a second. You: I mean... what's that all about? Stranger: on a side note.. What is your favorite kind of cheese? You: I'm not exactly a cheese eating kind of machine - you're better off asking the mouse about that one. Stranger: will do. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: WELL GOOD EVENING TO YOU, SON Stranger: SON? You: HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU THIS EVENING? Stranger: you pedo Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Mine wasn't great but you can see what I was trying to accomplish Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo Stranger: bugs buga Stranger: yo? Ahsahsahs Stranger: brasileiro? You: where's you from? You: america You: west philedelphia Stranger: ai the NY You: cool, how's your day Stranger: I am the son of a monkey with a monkey, a giraffe was born and I am about to eat you. You: hmm well my life just got flipped upside down now it sounds like it just got worse, giraffe monkey Stranger: sorry, my life is not very good. You: nor me, playground i spend most of my days, you? Stranger: good luck with your life without direction and without chocolate, I quit playing with my mother. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hai You: hey You: are you ok? Stranger: what do you mean? You: you know, after the operation? You: i've always wondered how they do that, you know? Stranger: im healing wierd Stranger: I think something went wrong You: yeah? Stranger: mhm You: it happens though, sometimes. Especially with this type of operation Stranger: i know Stranger: its just no one will love me anymore You: aww You: someone will You: there's always...you know...him...or her...or animals You: dont rule out the animals You: fish are your friends, and not food Stranger: oh i wont You: thats ok then, enrique You: hows greg doing? Stranger: i speak eespanol Stranger: senor is alright You: you dont look spanish Stranger: its from my mothers side Stranger: i know the handlebar mustache throws them off You: your mother speaks spanish, so you do, too? thats cool i guess. What about your dad, is he a seahorse or something? Stranger: nope he is an insurancee man You: what kind of insurance? can he help you out with your accident? Stranger: nope he is a car guuy You: a car man? like carman electra? Stranger: yea Stranger: he wears tight red latex pants Stranger: scares me sometimes You: you said he was an insurance man, not a sex-pest Stranger: he is both You: you're freaking me out, frederico Stranger: cause im freak nasty? Stranger: or just awesome You: i guess so You: haha You: i wouldnt go that far Stranger: meh Stranger: some would You: i dont think spanish people, or anyone connected to spain is allowed to be considered awesome You: its the law or something Stranger: pfft Stranger: you ever seen my clickin hand things? Stranger: those pretty much are the basis of life You: your clicking hands? is the clicking like a swear word? You: i've been watching your hands for a long time, and they havent clicked yet You: i'm still waiting, san antonio Stranger: yes they have You: i thought they removed your hands after the operation? You: you know, when they...umm... You: how do you walk anyway? is it difficult? You: rafael, which part of spain are you living in? or are you from brazil like all the other strangers? Stranger: kind of Stranger: i more or less scoot around Stranger: im from mexico You: do you not know how you walk? you dont sound convincing You: ahhh, mejico Stranger: mhm You: do you know penelope? You: she's from there You: maybe you know her You: or esre Stranger: nope You: maybe you saw her the one time but didnt recognise her You: basically, jesse You: she's got a bigger head than normal Stranger: bye Stranger: well im going Your conversational partner has disconnected. I like just pretending I know them. I've actually spoken to some really nice people on here today, haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) What are the chances? You: Hi! I'm Ned. I wake pies and bake the dead. Stranger: Hi Ted Stranger: Shame you got cancelled Edit: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: We're no strangers to love Stranger: Okay You: You know the rules and so do I Stranger: lets do this You: A full commitments what I'm thinking of Stranger: you Stranger: me Stranger: and a bottle of rum You: You wouldn't get this from any other guy Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 2, 2009 by Cube Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 2, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: THE END IS NIGH You: REPENT Stranger: Are you from Lugansk? You: I'M FROM THE CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS Your conversational partner has disconnected. I laughed to myself at this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
