Coolness Bears Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 The Cadburys one scares me.... Freaky eyebrows. :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I absolutely hate the Cadburys one! :@:@:@ It annoys me more than anything in this world But don't you just love the equally bullshit infested airport vehicles and the even worse gorilla bullshit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 I hate them all, they all annoy the fuck out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 i did a poo at pauls in fairness, best shit of my life. This is amazing. I'm going to constantly make jokes about "Pauls house" from now on/. Brilliant. Joy sno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 The Touch n' Fresh advert just raises so many questions. The mum conveniently passing by the toilet I can gather. But this is where it gets confusing. There is a piece of A4 paper [i think] in the toilet and a felt tip for him to write the delightful drawing. THEN! Waddle his way to the door, with a shit smeared arse, put the message under the door, and waddle back to the toilet and sit down. He might have waddled twice if the toilet door is locked and has to return to the door to help mother in, after she has gone to get the refill. Or to let her since the refill is in the toilet but on a shelf beyond his shit smeared arse reach. The paper is toilet paper. And that isn't felt tip he's written that in shit using his index finger. Or it could be from the book on the floor at 0:06. I don't know, I would have opted for the shit smeared message at his age, in fact I probably still would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 The paper is toilet paper. And that isn't felt tip he's written that in shit using his index finger.Or it could be from the book on the floor at 0:06. I don't know, I would have opted for the shit smeared message at his age, in fact I probably still would. He must shit black shit then. Once again, Charlie Brooker did a pr0 analysis on this ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog-amoto Posted February 8, 2009 Author Share Posted February 8, 2009 They're out of air freshener not toilet paper, so why would he have a shit smeared arse? The more pressing question is why does she have a chinky kid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 The more pressing question is why does she have a chinky kid? That's what I always wondered. Maybe it's meant to show a typical day at Angelina Jolie's house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 They're out of air freshener not toilet paper, so why would he have a shit smeared arse? Because he hasn't pulled his trousers up at the beginning or the end when the thing has been refilled... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I hate this as much as that goddamn new Dairy Milk advert with the two idiots and their stupid eyebrows who deserve back hand slaps across the face, then you grab the girls hair then swing her about and throw her into that idiot boy. I've calmed down now LMAO! LOVE IT! That made me LOL. I just wish someone would make a video about that advert but add the bits you just said, haha. That would be ace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 They're out of air freshener not toilet paper, so why would he have a shit smeared arse? For some reason this kid won't wipe his arse until he has some more air freshener. Although surely if his shit smells that badly then it would be better to get out of there as quickly as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikah Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 All you need to do is to skip to 25 seconds. What a wanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 And every other dvert since then. They have a nack for getting for most insane looking/acting people to star in them. I want to take a brick to all their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 All you need to do is to skip to 25 seconds. What a wanker. I want to smack those kids for being upperclass little shits. If you don't like the food, eat somewhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 "The best thing to happen to cooking since me" I'm sorry - normally I'd hate the pretentiousness in it but the fact that he has the nerve and balls to say it and know he sounds ridiculous makes me think good on him. I thought it was hilarious, and have a very odd feeling of respect for him because of it. Can't quite put my finger on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 On the subject of an advert which doesn't blow. The new 118 118 advert with the Ghostbusters remix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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