Falcon_BlizZACK Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Didn't want to bump an ancient thread for this. Has your views on the act changed at all? Or are you doing the same 'act' as you were a year ago? I think, I actually despise masturbation now. Being in my first sexual relationship since last year, it has been difficult for me to find the vagina pleasurable like masturbation has desensitized my penis from natural sex... Which is horrifying. I couldn't cum from sex at all... Until I abstained from masturbation for the longest ever period since realizing the art - about 2 weeks - and had no choice but to cum due to being deprived. It scared me into thinking I was impotent... So no more wanking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 So, you're asking a forum, made up mostly of teenage guys, if they masturbate regularly? That's like asking if humans need oxygen to function. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 All I can say, in fearful anticipation, is be reasonable guys. I can't say keep it clean because then the thread would be empty. So just... think before you post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 Nope. Merely seeking conversation on the subject. We know you masturbate Haggis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Nope. Merely seeking conversation on the subject. We know you masturbate Haggis *shuts his blinds* You perv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 See your webcam, remember to turn it the over way I hope you have a webcam... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 *shuts his blinds* You perv. *Ominous drooly faced smiley with fangs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 See your webcam, remember to turn it the over way I hope you have a webcam... It's built into my laptop, so I can't. Oh, so that's where I've been going wrong.... :p Also, King, Now you've actually made me paranoid that there's someone standing in the street outside my house, with fangs. The image of a sexual predator with fangs, is not the best image to have in your head when you're about to attempt sleep. -- Anyway, back to the actual thread. So two weeks was the longest you've been without masturbating? You just reminded of an hilarious conversation I had with Triforce. Anyway, surely that wasn't the reason you couldn't orgasm during sex? It must have been something more psychological? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 Anyway, back to the actual thread. So two weeks was the longest you've been without masturbating? You just reminded of an hilarious conversation I had with Triforce. Anyway, surely that wasn't the reason you couldn't orgasm during sex? It must have been something more psychological? Maybe, but how psychological could it get when I've got an erection for like 2 hours? I wasn't really stressed either... Just couldn't feel a thing, even when my lovely lady wanted me to try it without protection. (don't try this at home). I come to think I was too used to the iron grip of my hand. But what psychological issues could there be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Ah, I do miss the masturbation thread days of old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Maybe, but how psychological could it get when I've got an erection for like 2 hours? I wasn't really stressed either... Just couldn't feel a thing, even when my lovely lady wanted me to try it without protection. (don't try this at home). I come to think I was too used to the iron grip of my hand. But what psychological issues could there be? That's where I'm clueless. I'm not going to pretend I know anything, because I don't. It could be anything, like inherent problems with the relationship, nerves, literally anything. Or, like you say just the fact you're able to apply more pressure and therefore orgasm, unlike during sex. Oh look, I did just pretend I know something. *disclaimer - I know nothing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I feel this is an appropriate time to post this; Teen Horniness Is Not A Crime by Krysta Now (Sarah Michelle Gellar) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 This thread is wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluey Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 All I can say, in fearful anticipation, is be reasonable guys. I can't say keep it clean because then the thread would be empty. So just... think before you post. aww... poor mods (^__^) i got an email from ann summers the other day ~ they're having a sale to celebrate obama becoming president. why not? the email subject was "oh......oh.......oh.......OBAMA!!!" i laughed. jamba looked at me like this: O_o. but i didnt care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 aww... poor mods (^__^) i got an email from ann summers the other day ~ they're having a sale to celebrate obama becoming president. why not? the email subject was "oh......oh.......oh.......OBAMA!!!" i laughed. jamba looked at me like this: O_o. but i didnt care. Well maybe that's becuae Ann Summers is using the Obama as an excuse to have a special sale on Rampant Rabbits! It's just a bit sinister and creepy 's'all. It's like they're actually trying to market it for ppl who get off on Obama... which again is creepy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Maybe, but how psychological could it get when I've got an erection for like 2 hours? I wasn't really stressed either... Just couldn't feel a thing, even when my lovely lady wanted me to try it without protection. (don't try this at home). I come to think I was too used to the iron grip of my hand. But what psychological issues could there be? I can relate. Too much wanketh result thee in "Only by the power of one's own hand". On the bright side, ladies love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluey Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Well maybe that's becuae Ann Summers is using the Obama as an excuse to have a special sale on Rampant Rabbits! It's just a bit sinister and creepy 's'all. It's like they're actually trying to market it for ppl who get off on Obama... which again is creepy! £10 off jamba! if you were a jewish GIRL you'd appreciate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 £10 off jamba!if you were a jewish GIRL you'd appreciate that. But Obama.... seriously? That's C.R.E.E.P.Y. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluey Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 they're not obama shaped or flavoured or anything... THAT would be creepy. YES! I! CAN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted January 25, 2009 Author Share Posted January 25, 2009 +1 for the brothas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 they're not obama shaped or flavoured or anything... RACIST! Are you saying they'd be chocolate?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluey Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 RACIST! Are you saying they'd be chocolate?! yes. yes that's what i'm saying. i'm saying it'd be chocolate flavoured. thats EXACTLY what i was saying. ....ya dick. anyway.. only 6 inches... *shrug* nobody would buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkatronics Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 The bigest question is: Lefty or Righty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 Why can't it be both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I did it this morning....*not that everyone needed to know that* left handed most of the time, it just feels awkward to do it with my right >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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