MoogleViper Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Hahaha both amazing raps you two. But I'll have to give this one to Dannyboy. But not_so_tiny's rapping was excellent, you just got pipped at the post I'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 not_so_tiny had some good raps, but Dannyboy gets my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Thank you very much. I am flattered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Both awesome, but Danny had me covering my mouth and going "ooooooooooooh!" like all those hip black people do on TV. He was spot on - Incest is the new mum joke. Still; going 2nd always wins! Though I guess if the winner picks a challenger (which kinda defies the whole meaning of 'challenger'), the winner goes first the next time? I've got some awesome ideas for going first - though I doubt I'd win with that path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Though I guess if the winner picks a challenger (which kinda defies the whole meaning of 'challenger'), the winner goes first the next time? Or the challenger should choose. He/she may want to go first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 Or the challenger should choose. He/she may want to go first. Winner chooses the challenger. The challenger chooses whether to go first or second. Just to make it a little interesting for the 'theory' people have come up with Dannyboy, pick from the list of 'playaz' who you want to challenge (the list is at the beginning of the thread in case you never knew) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Right then, I'd like to see Jayseven on the floor! Who goes first, brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I'll slum it in second, amigo. Bejinxing your face 'til it's green with wincing; I'm a pie maker and you're the mincing. I'm a bruiser, you're a loser, I'm a sex-change surgeon gonna make you from a he to a her; I'll Word Up and you'll curl up - I'll see you inside and make your suicide look convincing, brrruup! Just warmin' up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 You messin' with me? We haven't even begun! You think you can take it when I turn the mic on? You talk about suicide and changing my sex - I wanna bombard your brain with rays of X to see what went wrong, why it's so fucked up; you probably enjoy watching "2 Girls, 1 Cup"! Perhaps it's just gone - perhaps it's been sold? Or perhaps it simply stems from being too often RickRoll'd? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 My god, it's full of win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Molly Danny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not_so_tiny Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 You messin' with me? We haven't even begun!You think you can take it when I turn the mic on? You talk about suicide and changing my sex - I wanna bombard your brain with rays of X to see what went wrong, why it's so fucked up; you probably enjoy watching "2 Girls, 1 Cup"! Perhaps it's just gone - perhaps it's been sold? Or perhaps it simply stems from being too often RickRoll'd? Well done Dannyboy, we had a good match, and you totally deserved to win. I couldn't compete with your level of lyrical gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 The last few pages have reduced me to tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 (whups, looks like I'm down before I'm in!) What a surprise - another motherfucker wants to get inside me Do I look like goatse when you stand behind me, danny-dee? Do you think I'm-a let you take this ride for free? Even a whore's gotta pay for any time in a taxi You got me though, my bad, I like shitting hos 'cos I can whip em and kick em and they don't say no But I heard about you and your clique down in mehico Took your whole gypsy village to see teh donkey show Just two minutes all it took to get your juices to flow A flutter of his eyelashes and you were good to go She was dribbling and coughing and alluring you so You couldn't tell which performer made you hornier, Gee So you hitched the ass and raped the girl for all your peeps to see Took the mule with you on your honeymoon to- Oh wait a minute, sorry, I should be making fun of you too For all this is doing is bringing up happy memories, fool I mean, everyone even saw teh video on youtube So forgive me, but I'll have to say pass I don't want to associate with an ass-fucking ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Well done, my good sir - I'll have to salute thee: I'm normally not tricked, yet you just RickRoll'd me. Though I feel I must tell you - it's your only success: The rest of your post is simply one big grim mess. You talk about donkeys, and gypsies, and shit - I'm sorry, my man, I couldn't make sense of it. Back out now, save yourself from the shame - 'cause right now you are simply throwing shit at your name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Dude when I step up, I don't step back down I do what it takes to take back that crown. Who's calling who sir? Who's naming the man? Sounds like you already conceeded here, Dan! Who can't think of any synonyms for dookie shit? Who sees a link for youtube and can't help but hit? You sucka, that's who be the new foo' in town Just make sure you shave that beard before you go down Just know you got played like a trumpet right here, right now So go home back to that donkey, that sheep and that cow I'm sure they'll kiss the soft spots like no other Wait - is it bigamy when all your bitches have udders? Or is it big of me to bend over all of your sisters And one by one - count 'em - seven snatches are blistered I see you twitchin' you can't wait and turn But boy, low lie, less you want some more burn (i think in future we should elect a category and see who can produce the best rap about that, rather than continue the hefty focus on insults...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I think we have the two best rappers on the forum here. This is a really hard one to choose, but I'm gonna go with Dannyboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 (i think in future we should elect a category and see who can produce the best rap about that, rather than continue the hefty focus on insults...) Agreed. It would make room for more diversity and originality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 19, 2009 Author Share Posted January 19, 2009 Agreed. It would make room for more diversity and originality. OK, cool but how are we gonna choose? A judge chooses the category and the playas have to rap about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Dannyboy, the pipes the pipes are callling. You win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Nooooooo, I thought I had it for a moment. I'm going to play my misunderstood card, and cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jav_NE Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I preffered jay's actually, but i'm not a judge so that sucks for you :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I win again? Wow, thanks, guys. And yeah, letting the judges choose a subject or theme is fine, but the participants could also come with suggestions, no? Anyway, I think I'll let two other people have a go now. I actually wanted to challenge one who we hadn't seen in action, yet for some reason I missed the fact that Jay battled in the first match - silly me. (BTW, I just disproved the fact that the second player wins. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I'm going to pretend that Jav's vote is worth three points. *dances* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I didn't even get to put my vote. I was going to vote for jay as well, make some suspense over Skunky's vote. But it don't matter nah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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