Posted January 12, 2009 Hey everybody! I've decided to make a Rap Battle thread for all your rhymes. WARNING: This thread may contain some explicit language but take no offence from anything you read. After all, it's in the spirit of MC!!!! Rules There are two rounds in a battle. The two people who are against each other get one reply each round (make them count) and the users get to decide who wins the rounds. The winner of the overall battle gets to pick another user to challenge him/her. If the person who the winner challenges accepts, then they go into battle. If the person declines, then the winner automatically wins that battle and gets to pick another user. Anybody wanna sign up? And remember, take no offence in what you read! The Judges are: MoogleViper The Villan Skunky Matches ReZ vs. Jayseven Letty vs. Paj meen ah Dyson vs. MoogleViper Not_so_tiny vs. Dannyboy-the-dane Dannyboy-the-dane vs. ??? Playahz (challengers) d666 Moogleviper (judge) The Villan (judge) Skunky (judge) ReZourceman Jayseven Letty Paj Meen Ah Dyson Not_so_tiny Dannyboy-the-dane thirtynine Happy rapping Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 12, 2009 Count me and my diresome dialect in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 12, 2009 *Puts on silver jacket.* They didn't give me the affix "Coated in Platinum" for nothing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 12, 2009 Jayseven vs ReZourceman, get ready for the first battle. We'll start in alphabetical order so Jayseven, you go first Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 12, 2009 I love the idea of this already. I need a go at some point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 12, 2009 I'd give it a shot one time old bean!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 12, 2009 Im in. As long as no subject is out of bounds. Rape rhymes with Grape and i intend to use that fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Can ReZ go first? I don't have any imspiration or nowt :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 (Okay, so just like a paragraph? Shrug) Rap on. You must be trippin'. bitch get back in the kitchen Last time a fool be challengin' me, he stuttered and couldn' speak He was shakin and frettin, just showin' hes ril weak But now YOU come along with your "brand new style" And start cussin down my blad, boy you must be suicidal Good luck brap you need it son, cos I'm the only one With a phresh approach and a beat thats hot No lets turn the pressure up and lets see what you got Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Is that your girl hurling unfurled in the corner? I heard your ma/sister persistantly whisper To cover her ears when you open your mouth She might get some aural disease up there or down south Maybe it's not your boring tune that got her chucking Could be the pill for the morning after we were f--- Say what - we've started? Sounded like you farted Is that meant to impress a mate or impersionate a depressed inmate with impotence in the face Because that's what you got - no style, no race You got a phresh approach? I thought it was called syphillis Coz you itching and scratching trying to deal with this While I beat-box your ho's ass in front of all H-B-S Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Step aside boy, why you be clownin' around? This aint the time for some amateur sound Cos you be brawlin with a pro' now I aint no novice All your little remarks just taking the piss Seems you got a bad case of chatting shit Now let me blind your eyes with this lyrical hit You say my words're boring but you cant see the fact That your old and tried methods are the sign of a hack So I leave you now in a mess and cryin' At this dish, just served from the gangster lion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 xD Gangster Lion.. That is the sign of a master lyrical genius... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Maybe it's not your boring tune that got her chucking Could be the pill for the morning after we were f--- :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Maybe it's not your boring tune that got her chucking Could be the pill for the morning after we were f--- Fucking badass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Yeah, can we just vote for Jayseven to win now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 One more reply from Jayseven then we can see who's won the battle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Give up, it's over; it's come to an end drink up boy, you're too sober to get any revenge You call yourself a lion? Trying on your whore's clothes, bitching that the door's closed, hoping that your dad knows-- Baby you're the witch trapped inside a wardrobe You a gangsta, nig? Look - a flying pig! Too far? Am I going to fast, do you want me to pause it? Rattling on the doorknob as you jack off in the closet Come out, come out, wherever you be lost In fact, stay hidden, unless you wanna get got! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Sorry ReZ, the rightful winner HAS to be Jayseven, anyone agree? I think we may need someone to be a judge (if anyone is interested in being a judge, reply here. The first person to say they want to be the judge IS the judge ) So Jayseven, who do you want to challenge next? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 anyone agree? Yes, lol. Legendary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 I'd like to see letty/paj/thirtynine rip it urp! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 WE HAVE OURSELVES A THREE-WAY BATTLE, WHO WILL BE ON TOP, NO-ONE KNOWS? LET IT BEGIN Y'ALL! DJ, SPIN THAT SHIT! A crap reference to 8mile/scary movie 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 (if anyone is interested in being a judge, reply here. The first person to say they want to be the judge IS the judge ) Would it not makes sense to have more than one judge? I'd say three as then it isn't too complicated and it's an odd number so there won't be any ties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 I'll let Letty start... But yeah, Jay's raps were hilarious and original. Definite winner here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Well young fellow, you're challenging me? I heard you are riff raff, with a gangrenous CV! Its not tea you sip, you uncultured couth, instead you remain unsound of mind, forsooth! I know that thine woman is quite a catch, for I have had relations with her, she mentioned you're no match! (in true gentlemanly manner, candles unlit, missionary) So in conclusion, my dishevelled aquaintance, you have not a chance, so don't try my patience! pip pip! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Well young fellow, you're challenging me?I heard you are riff raff, with a gangrenous CV! Its not tea you sip, you uncultured couth, instead you remain unsound of mind, forsooth! I know that thine woman is quite a catch, for I have had relations with her, she mentioned you're no match! (in true gentlemanly manner, candles unlit, missionary) So in conclusion, my dishevelled aquaintance, you have not a chance, so don't try my patience! pip pip! If ever a rap has come close to being snobby, then this is surely the snobbiest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
