Posted January 21, 2009 So whos goin next? Danny you tryna back down? Pick your next contender... Suggested Theme: Food (see wot the other judges think, this theme is used in many rap songs, contains many ways of "eatin" up ur opposition ;] ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 21, 2009 No, I'm not trying to back down, but I'd like to give more people a go at this. I think the next two volunteers should have the next battle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2009 I never back down, though I do rap bad, lmao. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2009 Danny said the next two volunteers. I think he wants to give other people a chance, though I ain't sure, lol. Danny, is it me vs you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2009 As a judge i say we overule dannys wishes, a battle is about who is the best, and at the moment Danny is the best, till he's beaten he shall battle on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 22, 2009 As a judge i say we overule dannys wishes, a battle is about who is the best, and at the moment Danny is the best, till he's beaten he shall battle on. I know we can't force you Danny but I agree. You haven't been beaten so you should reign on and defend your title! lmao. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 23, 2009 But shouldn't we allow the most people to play? I feel I'm hogging the place. Besides, I think it'll get boring if the same people play over and over. I see your logic, but if we're gonna do it this way I think we should organise a tournament or something. I know, I sound like I'm afraid of losing my "title" - but I'd just really like to see some other people battle it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 24, 2009 But shouldn't we allow the most people to play? I feel I'm hogging the place. Besides, I think it'll get boring if the same people play over and over. I see your logic, but if we're gonna do it this way I think we should organise a tournament or something. I know, I sound like I'm afraid of losing my "title" - but I'd just really like to see some other people battle it out. OK how about this: One more battle with you and any one of the players on the list of your choice. If you win them and you still feel like this, then we'll let two different people battle. If you win and you change your mind and want to defend yo title, then just pick another player. Dude, they'll get their turn soon enough, lol. They have to be patient and wait it out, lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 24, 2009 *sigh* All right, fair enough. If you long so badly for my 1337 r@p $k!llz, I'll take on another challenger. Did you want to battle me, d666? If not, I'll battle the first one to post a challenge. The challenger picks who goes first and topic - perhaps the food one mentioned earlier? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2009 *sigh* All right, fair enough. If you long so badly for my 1337 r@p $k!llz, I'll take on another challenger. Did you want to battle me, d666? If not, I'll battle the first one to post a challenge. The challenger picks who goes first and topic - perhaps the food one mentioned earlier? If you insist , lol. We rapping about food? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2009 Fo' shizzle! Bring it on, dudester! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 25, 2009 We ain't dissing no more, right? It was just all about food? Coz that's what I've done, lol OK, this is a little crap but heck I'll give it a shot... Listen up hey, all you on the street Got an ace rap for you with the sickest beat Welcome to my place, sit down and have a seat For all you fine-ass women who are hungry to eat You're welcome anytime, anyplace, anywhere You can stay as long as you want so let down your hair Be here forever, heck I don't care Got a big appetite? Coz I'm all prepared Come grab yo milkshakes and bring 'em to the yard Damn right bitch, mine's better than yours It's gonna be a one-way stop to the candy shop Shake it, don't break it, please girl don't stop Got yo number right here, got my lollipop Be careful right now coz it might go pop I gots whipped cream and strawberries if you're into that thing Gotta know how you roll before I give you my DING! Oh snap, that my microwave stopping Got something right here that keeps pop-pop-popping Take it out give it you, yeah it's yours Got some popcorn right here that will ache your jaws You might think it's rude, though you might think it's funny I could give Ronald McDonald a run for his money Or if you haven't really got a sweet tooth at all Then girl don't sweat it because I have a lot more Whatever you want, yeah you know it's all yours Can make something work into a ten-meal course Hamburger, Cheeseburger, heck a Big Mac Stop it, and ride it and keep it on track Got some more meat here, this rap might be whack but I know you gonna love it so don't be scared to come back Sorry if there were too many sexual lyrics in there, pmsl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2009 We rappin' about food? All right, let us see if I can throw some lyrics at the B-E-A-T. Food is a lov-e-ly thing, no doubt about that - just watch out for those calories, 'cause they make you fat! Some people just swallow it all without even trying - I mean, how can you savour something you're not even enjoying? Was that an intended pun? Go figure - I'm funky! I think I'll grab a sandwich now, 'cause I'm feeling hungry! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2009 Been loving my food for quite some time I love it that much I'm gonna make a rhyme Eating McDonalds is something I detest Yet people eat this mess and say it's the best I'm like "Eat proper food dude, don't eat this shit Don't eat a potato chip....AND EAT IT! coz I Got something cooked up but be careful coz it's hot coz I've just cooked it and it's just come out from the pot. Wanna know what it is, just say please OK I'll tell you it's rice and peas" Gonna show you some of my traditional recipes When me say rice, you say and pea You can eat some soup and some bread to dip Or if you don't want the soup, you can have some chips Not the ones you get from Kerry Katona Never trust her cooking and never phone her Jerk Chicken we all know is the way to go Don't need Ronald McDonald, he's just a ho On the side of the chicken you could have some veg Knock Gordon out from being the number 1 chef You'd think people wouldn't scoff and they'd enjoy their food But they don't, they make a mess, they're not thankful, it's rude Just think what it's like to be in the shoes Of people who just can't get luxurious food For dessert you could have some flavoured ice cream Strawberry or chocolate topped with whipped cream You could have apple pie if you have that need To eat something delicious, you can do that deed Like Danny said 'be careful of the calories' Coz if you don't you'll get fat and grow a pair of man titties BOOOOOOOOOO! BRAP BRAP! pmsl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2009 You're making me hungry with all that food rap. I'm gonna need me some food soon, or I'm gonna snap. I wanna start out with some eggs and some bac' (/beɪk/), perhaps follow up with a lovely beef steak. And then for dessert: The finest ice cream with chocolate mousse - a lot! - a wonderful dream! And to compliment this, I'd have some hot choc' - I swear to you, friend: This dinner would rock! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2009 with chocolate mouse - a lot! - a wonderful dream! Chocolate mouse? An unusual item of food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2009 Chocolate mouse? An unusual item of food. Gah, you know what I mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2009 d666 is ze winnar imo, longer verse's, kept it pretty consitent, sry Danny, u just got knocked the fuck out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2009 Mousse my dear. Way ahead of you, dear. @ Skuny: Food is harder to write rap about that I thought. Apparently I'm better at talking shit to people. :p And I can't be assed to write such long verses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2009 haha, D666 if you win this, im up for battlin you, head to head, no topic, just straight up rip each other.. u hear? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2009 Although I thought his raps were a little too long for light internet readings. I'm gonna give it to d666. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 27, 2009 haha, D666 if you win this, im up for battlin you, head to head, no topic, just straight up rip each other.. u hear? I'm game But I thought we all agreed on rapping about a topic since ripping each other to shreds was getting boring Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
