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I thought it was supposed to be a threeway?

 

Well I'll judge anyway. It was a close one. Letty started off the strongest but Paj pipped her at the finish. So Paj it is.

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I think Paj should face thirtynine...Unless Paj wants to challenge someone else....

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Just vote for me for heavens sake.: peace: Thirtynine effed it up (though we'd gone twice, since Letty did another one for some reason, he still could have replied to me, but he edited his response out/away).

 

I'll do it with him if you want me to though.

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Nah I'd say thirtynine has a battle with somebody else. No point knocking everyone out before it gets started.

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*Gets out the Cowell man boobs.*

 

Well, I potentially thought that Letty could potentially win it. But seeing as the other two have potentially voted for Paj, it looks like we potentially have a potential winner.

 

However, I will give Letty my vote so it potentially doesn't look like a walkover for Paj.

 

 

 

Potentially.

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Can I not go against you Moogle? I'm sure someone else won't mind judging my loss :heh:

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The judges can't compete. You never saw Simon Cowell getting on stage to potentially get the X Factor. That's like dividing by zero. :shakehead

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Can I not go against you Moogle? I'm sure someone else won't mind judging my loss :heh:

 

I can't rap for shit.

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Neither can I. But I might be able to flex a few extra muscles and get something out that sounds half decent. :heh:

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Haha, I don't mind a landslide victory for Paj :D

I didn't even know what I was letting myself in for!

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So you thought you'd step up and challenge a noob?

Well check it out y'all, I'mma win this for sure!

I dunno what I'm gonna say, this shit is flowin' to me,

But if I get this down, be like the third degree!

Now Moogle I know I said I wasn't a rapper

But let's face it, it's not like you can get any crapper!

I humble-y await what response yo got in mind,

But I know the words are what yo gonna struggle to find!

So it's gettin' kinda long, I should wrap this up,

But know this, fellow member I ain't gonna give up!

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So I got no sleek and I got no style

I'll come up with something but it'll take me a while,

I hear those lines that you just spewed up

They're even worse than 2 girls 1 cup,

You have a very suitable username

'cos you you suck so bad you should be ashamed,

You wanna know why got relegated last season?

You just can't play with the big boys, that's the reason.

My creative juices are squirtin all over

Your mother's face last night when I rode her.

So I hope this rap will be a big hit

But it shouldn't be hard 'cos yo rap was shit!

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Ha we should call it now, Dyson just got "KNOCKED THE FUCK OUTTT"

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Ha we should call it now, Dyson just got "KNOCKED THE FUCK OUTTT"

 

Who said you couldn't rap Moogle? They should get a slap! lmao :bowdown:

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Agreed, lmfao :laughing:

 

You've got me down but I ain't done yet,

A man like me gotta learn not to fret,

Bump dat, I'm as cool as a 'gloo,

No need to panic when up against you

Resorting to mum jokes, really my friend?

Your comeuppance is just round the bend!

When you were messing around with those undies,

Were you aware she contracted the herpes?

Not to mention the lack of protection,

A point you foolishly failed to mention.

As for you, well you soon shall see.

But I'll give you a hint, it's gonna hurt when you pee..

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You think I don't know about your mum's STD?

Well I'll tell you now that she got it from me.

I've only just started so you need to watch out,

You better take cover when Moogle's about.

You started this rap, do you think you're man enough?

When you play with the pros you gotta be tough.

You say you're not done, but you'll certainly see,

What happens to people when they mess with me.

There's really no need for me to say more,

Just look at yourself, you're already down on the floor.

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I really want to reply. Dunno what with, but that finish begs a response. Up to the judges I suppose. :heh:

 

(Or I might just go ahead with another round if there's a delay...ho hum :D)

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I want to try this out, just for the sake of seing just how badly I suck at it. :heh:

 

I really, reeaallllyy want to see your rap Dannyboy.

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