Posted January 13, 2009 Offtopic: Nothing beats this rap and this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Would it not makes sense to have more than one judge? I'd say three as then it isn't too complicated and it's an odd number so there won't be any ties. OK, three judges it is First three to sign will be judges (unless MoogleViper wants to be one, then that will be two) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 OK, three judges it is First three to sign will be judges (unless MoogleViper wants to be one, then that will be two) Ok go on then. (also three judges will help speed things along if a judge isn't online) Also the overall winrar of the rapping-ness should record one of their songs and upload it onto youtube. (or just anyone that wants to do it.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 I'll be a judge as well. Lemme judge dat shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Ok go on then. (also three judges will help speed things along if a judge isn't online) Also the overall winrar of the rapping-ness should record one of their songs and upload it onto youtube. (or just anyone that wants to do it.) Good idea. If they have the instrumentals then I agree. So the winner of the battle records one of their songs and uploads it on YouTube...TBH, I'd love to hear Jayseven's rap So we have MoogleViper, The Villan and... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Ill get on this, judge or mc it dont matter to me. ANd on the beat thing, we should just give them a beat via youtube, and they write to it, we can read along too, makes it easier for those without mics to have a turn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Ill get on this, judge or mc it dont matter to me. OK, cool. So MoogleViper, The Villan and Skunky are our NEW judges So which one's Simon, which one's Cheryl and which one's Louis? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Oh, that's easy. Moogle is Cheryl because everyone wants to bone him. I'm Simon because everyone wants to throw bones at me. Skunky's Louis because he can't be Cheryl or Louis. Louis is the best one to be, imo. Simon is a hate figure and Cheryl has horrible taste in men (Ashley Cole = Twat.). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Moogle is Cheryl because everyone wants to bone him. YYYAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 So im the annoying prick who talks loudly when making a point that the crowd will like, grim! Lets get some lyrical buckshots spread into the domes of the ne audience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Well young fellow, you're challenging me?I heard you are riff raff, with a gangrenous CV! Its not tea you sip, you uncultured couth, instead you remain unsound of mind, forsooth! I know that thine woman is quite a catch, for I have had relations with her, she mentioned you're no match! (in true gentlemanly manner, candles unlit, missionary) So in conclusion, my dishevelled aquaintance, you have not a chance, so don't try my patience! pip pip! I preface this by saying that this is all made-up and I really love Letty and she's a very attractive girl. : peace: You're a rude one, but so am I So in truth I tell you that your odour attracts flies Okay, okay, that was a lie, but of this I am sure Your shitty rap was one fuck of a bore Me, uncultured? You're having a laugh When all I can think about is "When's that bitch gonna take a bath?!" My woman a catch? Sure sure I agree 'Least she has a decent smelling snatch. Hold up, I don't wanna be cruel Ain't your fault you look so like a mule... All your motherfucking books Can't cover up those buttugly looks "Wuthering Heights", like that Kathy bint, Hey, I'm Heathcliff, I ain't letting you in! Luhv-E-li. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Paj-meen-ah? More like Paj-clean0r!! You're so unqualified that you might aswell have a pen0r! On your face. Whats that? You do? It can't even reach your gob, I heard you tried to change the hue of your hair, yet you still look like a knob. Whilst my snatch may smell, yours is worse One sniff and I know I'll leave in a hearse. I know its not your fault, that you look like a zucchini, and you don't have to hide the fact, that you do wear a bikini. *bows* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Paj, that line about the bath had me laughing pretty damn hard. Funking brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Paj-meen-ah? More like Paj-clean0r!!You're so unqualified that you might aswell have a pen0r! On your face. Whats that? You do? It can't even reach your gob, I heard you tried to change the hue of your hair, yet you still look like a knob. Whilst my snatch may smell, yours is worse One sniff and I know I'll leave in a hearse. I know its not your fault, that you look like a zucchini, and you don't have to hide the fact, that you do wear a bikini. *bows* This has turned out really offensive, but yeah. I ain't ashamed about the 'kini I wear Your mum told me she had one to spare... Yes, we're at it, every night and day No Scrabble or bridge, she got better games to play Ploughing this much makes my back sore But it's worth it when she yells, "HAXXOR!" Don't worry though, I treat her real well In fact I hear the sound of weddin' bells Oh no, that's the Ice-Cream truck... ...YOU DRIVE!!!!!!!! Cause at school you never gave a fuck. S'alright though, my rap is sick You wanna take a ride on the Pajmondo Stick tm?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 You wanna take a ride on the Pajmondo Stick tm?? Love it. Still, the whole 'sleeping with your mum', bit of a cliche . I'm just kidding (I'm terrible at trying to offend people on purpose). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Knew it. Letty; you've been playing too much Banjo-Kazooie :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 13, 2009 Love it. Still, the whole 'sleeping with your mum', bit of a cliche . I'm just kidding (I'm terrible at trying to offend people on purpose). No, I know, but I felt I couldn't just leave the initially "Mum's bikini" comment hanging. Would be worse, let's all agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2009 Ill get on this, judge or mc it dont matter to me. ANd on the beat thing, we should just give them a beat via youtube, and they write to it, we can read along too, makes it easier for those without mics to have a turn. Wifey riddem!!! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JJJGcBGRaKo I have a low quality mic and i made a rap about some guy who gave some other guy a handjob on a trampoline. But its incredibly homophobic so i wont post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2009 Fail. 10 char EDIT: Oh, you edited it out! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2009 EDIT: Oh, you edited it out! lol Now you just look crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2009 Now you just look crazy. I always look crazy though. Technically you already looked insane, as you replied to letty's rap, despite the order placing you after me, AND the fact I'd already posted. In fact, in your absence both Letty and I had done 2 raps each. Your silence now is just confusing...are you playing? Aren't you? WHO KNOWS?! *lies prone* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
