Ganepark32 Posted October 14, 2008 Posted October 14, 2008 ^ Why am I not surprised you came up with that?
ReZourceman Posted October 14, 2008 Posted October 14, 2008 What can I say, I read between the lines.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 14, 2008 Posted October 14, 2008 Ah, a day filled with masturbation doesnt sound too bad. Throw in some food and you've got yourself another day in paradise!
Coolness Bears Posted October 14, 2008 Posted October 14, 2008 Thank you boys and girls, even the ones who don't know it's my bday, because of the thread title! :P I Did nay realise!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HELLFIRE!!! You are awesome.
Zero Posted October 14, 2008 Posted October 14, 2008 Hellfire and who? Nah, I'm kidding. Happy birthday you two.
Pookiablo Posted October 14, 2008 Posted October 14, 2008 Happy Birthday buddy, ain't been speaking long but you're pretty sound! Hope you've had a good day!
Hellfire Posted October 14, 2008 Posted October 14, 2008 Ah, a day filled with masturbation doesnt sound too bad. I'm sore all over. Almost all over. I Did nay realise!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HELLFIRE!!! You are awesome. Oh you! *blush*
Fierce_LiNk Posted October 14, 2008 Posted October 14, 2008 HAPPY BIRTHDAY HELLFIRE AND DAN DARE!!!! Those colours remind me of the days with my scrolling marquees and coloured text. When the scrolling marquee was not implemented on here, I think part of my life and soul died. Which half? THE LEFT! Also, Happy Birthday to HellFire from the Fires of HELL-aaa. Hope you had a nice day. And that somehow, somewhere, you're making love to a beautiful Portuguese woman out there. Even if it is your mother. Any hole is a goal.
Fierce_LiNk Posted October 14, 2008 Posted October 14, 2008 No, I'm entirely sober. Thats just me. Have I failed you all?
Hellfire Posted October 14, 2008 Posted October 14, 2008 No, I'm entirely sober. Thats just me. Have I failed you all? It's OK, you have a free hall pass.
Fierce_LiNk Posted October 14, 2008 Posted October 14, 2008 It's OK, you have a free hall pass. Yaaaay. "...and on the 8th Day, God created HellFire."
EEVILMURRAY Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 Yaaaay. "...and on the 8th Day, God created HellFire." Pull your tongue out of his arse Flinky, you're better than this. Besides, we all know God created the Slinky, because it's so pr0.
ReZourceman Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 God rested on the X day or whatever? So he worked for a week of his life and then just fucked off? Couldn't he have created like....rivers of gold, and fountains of eternal happiness the week after?
EEVILMURRAY Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 God did some bullshit on the first 6. Had a nap on the 7th day, the focussed his talent on the 8th day in making the Slinky. But he removed it out of his schedule to stop people bitching.
ReZourceman Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Fuck it. Im gonna re-write the bible. Make it a trilogy, that'll be easier to digest. Movie deal. Action figures. Im seeing the works.
EEVILMURRAY Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 I'd like to collaborate with you on this. Are we talking Old Testament - Middle Testament and then New Testament?
ReZourceman Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Hell yeah. You know it. Lets actually do it. (Thread? PMs? Emails?) I say we get Moogle, Danny and Molly in on the situation if they're willing.
Paj! Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 What about me? I have beef to cook* with the Bible. *I have no idea what the actual saying is.
ReZourceman Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 (We should take this to a different area, but yes)
Rummy Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 What about me? I have beef to cook* with the Bible. *I have no idea what the actual saying is. I believe it's safe to say you just have beef, though we used to talk about quashing beef. I don't know why. I realise this is totally off topic, but decided as it was a bit of bible bashing(of the gooder sense) I'd whack up something awesome I read ages ago, basically some guys DID rewrite some of the Jesus story, but in more a comedy play sort of way. http://www.geocities.com/thepissingoffthechrist/ (Yeah it's a geocities site, they wrote it yonks ago now, but it's hilarious!)
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