Cube Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Which one can I have for tea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Hello, my name is Michael Jamieson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvonne Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 lol we should stop doing child related ones actually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 lol we should stop doing child related ones actually... That's what the police said to ReZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heroicjanitor Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 (in parseltongue) "Let's go to that cave and I can show you a magic trick" soooo not funny XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Hey kids! Would you like to meet Mr. McFeely's Purple Panda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted April 23, 2012 Author Share Posted April 23, 2012 I used to know your mother and father. They were good people. Great people, actually. Warm hearted, kind and selfless. I almost regret killing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Remember that Batman was also an orphan...although his parents loved him and left him lots of money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sméagol Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 “Bidding starts at £ 50,-.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Madonna's coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 ok, which one of you is Batman? Had it in my mind to post a batman entry but Cube beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Dem0- Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 "My parents threw me the greatest party ever, next time your all invited!" ...I tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 When you die of malnutrition, I'm going to eat your ghost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvonne Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 @Cube is winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Things you wouldn't hear in a compensation advert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted April 28, 2012 Author Share Posted April 28, 2012 Are you a cunt? Call us, we like giving unwarranted money to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Did you have a fall at work? Well pay attention to where you're going then you fucking idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 "Did you shag a minger as a drunken mistake? Has your reputation been tarnished as a result? Then call lawyers4slags and we'll get you the compensation you deserve." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 If you've had an accident at work, school or on the move................ be more careful next time you clumsy fool!!!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 "I fell and seriously damaged my fringe." From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld2m1y8jSnE (I know it's not an entry but I thought I'd share it anyway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 @MoogleViper wins this round. If you feel unsatisfied or created with this result, please contact triviallawyers4u and we'll get you your deserved compensation. Note: Deserved compensation may consist of a "visit" from ReZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Worst thing to overhear you mum say to your dad or vice versa if you prefer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 "Which place did we get our son from?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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