Yvonne Posted April 23, 2012 Posted April 23, 2012 lol we should stop doing child related ones actually...
Cube Posted April 23, 2012 Posted April 23, 2012 lol we should stop doing child related ones actually... That's what the police said to ReZ.
heroicjanitor Posted April 23, 2012 Posted April 23, 2012 (in parseltongue) "Let's go to that cave and I can show you a magic trick" soooo not funny XD
The Peeps Posted April 23, 2012 Posted April 23, 2012 Hey kids! Would you like to meet Mr. McFeely's Purple Panda?
ReZourceman Posted April 23, 2012 Author Posted April 23, 2012 I used to know your mother and father. They were good people. Great people, actually. Warm hearted, kind and selfless. I almost regret killing them.
Cube Posted April 23, 2012 Posted April 23, 2012 Remember that Batman was also an orphan...although his parents loved him and left him lots of money...
The Peeps Posted April 23, 2012 Posted April 23, 2012 ok, which one of you is Batman? Had it in my mind to post a batman entry but Cube beat me to it
-Dem0- Posted April 24, 2012 Posted April 24, 2012 "My parents threw me the greatest party ever, next time your all invited!" ...I tried.
Coolness Bears Posted April 24, 2012 Posted April 24, 2012 When you die of malnutrition, I'm going to eat your ghost.
ReZourceman Posted April 28, 2012 Author Posted April 28, 2012 Are you a cunt? Call us, we like giving unwarranted money to you!
MoogleViper Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 Did you have a fall at work? Well pay attention to where you're going then you fucking idiot.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!"
MoogleViper Posted April 28, 2012 Posted April 28, 2012 "Did you shag a minger as a drunken mistake? Has your reputation been tarnished as a result? Then call lawyers4slags and we'll get you the compensation you deserve."
Jimbob Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 If you've had an accident at work, school or on the move................ be more careful next time you clumsy fool!!!.
MoogleViper Posted April 29, 2012 Posted April 29, 2012 "I fell and seriously damaged my fringe." From: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld2m1y8jSnE (I know it's not an entry but I thought I'd share it anyway)
Cube Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 @MoogleViper wins this round. If you feel unsatisfied or created with this result, please contact triviallawyers4u and we'll get you your deserved compensation. Note: Deserved compensation may consist of a "visit" from ReZ.
MoogleViper Posted May 3, 2012 Posted May 3, 2012 Worst thing to overhear you mum say to your dad or vice versa if you prefer
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