Posted April 22, 2009 I was thinking the same thing ... Ooh, we should write an N-E horror novel! There was actually something similar on Cube-Europe a few years ago. It was called "The Mansion"; ViPeR would write a chapter about once a week about a group of forum members who stayed in a haunted mansion, and one or two of us would snuff it in each chapter. I remember the first chapter included CooInTheZoo being eaten by insects or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 22, 2009 I was thinking the same thing ... Ooh, we should write an N-E horror novel! This. Winner of the internet. Danny, setup a thread. The rules ; One paragraph per post. No double posting for multi paragraphes. Sooooo dii. I mean...dooo iitttt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 22, 2009 This. Winner of the internet. Danny, setup a thread. The rules ; One paragraph per post. No double posting for multi paragraphes. Sooooo dii. I mean...dooo iitttt. So, what, each poster adds a paragraph to the story, or ...? You should probably do it. You already seem to know how it should work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 22, 2009 Tell me what to do? I should... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 22, 2009 Tell me what to do? I should... ... make the thread. You're much better at that kind of stuff than me. With your kind of talent, it's almost your duty to use it for the good of mankind! ... or, you know ... something ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 22, 2009 Hmm you make an argument that....well that I cannot argue. *Does so* Dis shit goin' main stream (gen pop) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 23, 2009 As the killer removed her blindfold, she realised it was stockholm syndrome at first sight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 23, 2009 The killer turned to his would be victim and before taking the knife to his throat, he asked him one simple question: "Before we get down to business, do you know any decent cleaning companies because last time I did this, I made an awful mess and ended up hiring a right bunch of cowboys. Look what they did to my drapes? Difficult to believe, but they used to be fuchsia you know." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 23, 2009 "You call that a knife? This is a knife!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 23, 2009 On the cold December morning Julie was on her way to work. She opened her door to make her way towards her car, but was confronted by an axe wielding madman in front of her home. As the man drudged towards her, covered in blood; a police patrol car rode past. Who saw the madman and arrested him. Julie got to work on time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 23, 2009 There was actually something similar on Cube-Europe a few years ago. It was called "The Mansion"; ViPeR would write a chapter about once a week about a group of forum members who stayed in a haunted mansion, and one or two of us would snuff it in each chapter. I remember the first chapter included CooInTheZoo being eaten by insects or something. Haden did one about forumers being sucked into a computer game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 24, 2009 upon openign the fridge, philip made a horrifying discovery, one which shook him to his core. there was no more jam! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 25, 2009 Little did Jim realise, his MSN nudge spamming would result in his death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted April 25, 2009 Right, this has gone on for long enough. Weeyellowbloke is the winner, though special mentions to The Villan, goaferboy, Captain Falcon and Wesley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2009 Shite-a-light, I've been away for too long. Been busy times. Anyway, as I'm sure you're dying for a topic I shall present one: Unlikely (and possibly unwanted) things to wake up hearing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2009 Shite-a-light, I've been away for too long. Been busy times. Anyway, as I'm sure you're dying for a topic I shall present one: Unlikely (and possibly unwanted) things to wake up hearing "are you SURE that was enough rohypnole?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 5, 2009 "Ohmygod, he's waking up. Quick, hide in the closet! ...Good morning, honey." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2009 "Get UP! get up get up getupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetup....you have to SAAAAAAAAAAAVE THE WOOOOOOOOORLD. It's your responsibiiiiillityyyyyyyyyyy" (from Egoraptor's Legend of Awesome) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2009 "He's waking up, give him some more anaesthetic, I haven't finished the sex change yet." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2009 "Howdy Stranger, this is Houser. Thats my body, and i want it back" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2009 "WAKEEE UUUP WE NEED TO GET TO DEH CHOPPA, WE NEED TO DO ET NAAAWWWWWWWWW!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2009 "Good morning, Crono. Say, isn't the millenial fair today?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 6, 2009 "Hello, I want to play a game. Wrapped around your genitals is barbed wire and inside your penis is a bomb that will go off in sixty seconds. Let the games begin" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 23, 2009 Once again I reveal my utter uselessness by forgetting about this thread. Time should have been called a full two weeks ago. Harsh self-punishment will be enforced. Tonight I shall wax my legs. Anyway, enough of that. I declare this to be the winner. "WAKEEE UUUP WE NEED TO GET TO DEH CHOPPA, WE NEED TO DO ET NAAAWWWWWWWWW!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 3, 2009 Things that would cause an awkward situation if an airport security officer found it in your suitcase. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites