Mock The Thread

[Roostophe]

I was thinking the same thing ... Ooh, we should write an N-E horror novel!

 

There was actually something similar on Cube-Europe a few years ago.

 

It was called "The Mansion"; ViPeR would write a chapter about once a week about a group of forum members who stayed in a haunted mansion, and one or two of us would snuff it in each chapter.

 

I remember the first chapter included CooInTheZoo being eaten by insects or something.

[ReZourceman]

I was thinking the same thing ... Ooh, we should write an N-E horror novel!

 

This.

 

Winner of the internet. Danny, setup a thread. The rules ;

 

One paragraph per post. No double posting for multi paragraphes. Sooooo dii.

 

I mean...dooo iitttt.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

 

This.

 

Winner of the internet. Danny, setup a thread. The rules ;

 

One paragraph per post. No double posting for multi paragraphes. Sooooo dii.

 

I mean...dooo iitttt.

So, what, each poster adds a paragraph to the story, or ...? You should probably do it. You already seem to know how it should work.

[ReZourceman]

Tell me what to do? I should...

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

Tell me what to do? I should...

... make the thread. You're much better at that kind of stuff than me. With your kind of talent, it's almost your duty to use it for the good of mankind!

 

... or, you know ... something ...

[ReZourceman]

Hmm you make an argument that....well that I cannot argue. *Does so*

 

 

Dis shit goin' main stream (gen pop)

[Goafer]

As the killer removed her blindfold, she realised it was stockholm syndrome at first sight.

[Guest Captain Falcon]

The killer turned to his would be victim and before taking the knife to his throat, he asked him one simple question:

 

"Before we get down to business, do you know any decent cleaning companies because last time I did this, I made an awful mess and ended up hiring a right bunch of cowboys. Look what they did to my drapes? Difficult to believe, but they used to be fuchsia you know."

[Kirkatronics]

"You call that a knife? This is a knife!"

[Wesley]

On the cold December morning Julie was on her way to work. She opened her door to make her way towards her car, but was confronted by an axe wielding madman in front of her home. As the man drudged towards her, covered in blood; a police patrol car rode past. Who saw the madman and arrested him. Julie got to work on time.

[MoogleViper]

There was actually something similar on Cube-Europe a few years ago.

 

It was called "The Mansion"; ViPeR would write a chapter about once a week about a group of forum members who stayed in a haunted mansion, and one or two of us would snuff it in each chapter.

 

I remember the first chapter included CooInTheZoo being eaten by insects or something.

 

Haden did one about forumers being sucked into a computer game.

[Chris the great]

upon openign the fridge, philip made a horrifying discovery, one which shook him to his core.

 

there was no more jam!

[Wesley]

Little did Jim realise, his MSN nudge spamming would result in his death.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

Right, this has gone on for long enough.

 

Weeyellowbloke is the winner, though special mentions to The Villan, goaferboy, Captain Falcon and Wesley.

[weeyellowbloke]

Shite-a-light, I've been away for too long. Been busy times. Anyway, as I'm sure you're dying for a topic I shall present one:

 

Unlikely (and possibly unwanted) things to wake up hearing

[Chris the great]

Shite-a-light, I've been away for too long. Been busy times. Anyway, as I'm sure you're dying for a topic I shall present one:

 

Unlikely (and possibly unwanted) things to wake up hearing

 

"are you SURE that was enough rohypnole?"

[Jonnas]

"Ohmygod, he's waking up. Quick, hide in the closet!

...Good morning, honey."

[Beast]

"Get UP! get up get up getupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetupgetup....you have to SAAAAAAAAAAAVE THE WOOOOOOOOORLD. It's your responsibiiiiillityyyyyyyyyyy" (from Egoraptor's Legend of Awesome)

[MoogleViper]

"He's waking up, give him some more anaesthetic, I haven't finished the sex change yet."

[Jimbob]

"Howdy Stranger, this is Houser. Thats my body, and i want it back"

[triforcemario]

"WAKEEE UUUP WE NEED TO GET TO DEH CHOPPA, WE NEED TO DO ET NAAAWWWWWWWWW!"

[Jonnas]

"Good morning, Crono. Say, isn't the millenial fair today?"

[Beast]

"Hello, I want to play a game. Wrapped around your genitals is barbed wire and inside your penis is a bomb that will go off in sixty seconds. Let the games begin"

[weeyellowbloke]

Once again I reveal my utter uselessness by forgetting about this thread. Time should have been called a full two weeks ago. Harsh self-punishment will be enforced. Tonight I shall wax my legs.

 

Anyway, enough of that. I declare this to be the winner.

 

"WAKEEE UUUP WE NEED TO GET TO DEH CHOPPA, WE NEED TO DO ET NAAAWWWWWWWWW!"

 

[ReZourceman]

Things that would cause an awkward situation if an airport security officer found it in your suitcase.