Posted July 23, 2008 Coolness - If I'm going to die, I want to be surrounded by postive people. I need Coolness. Raining - Would manage to cheer me up, whatever the situation...in this case being masses of Zombies. Fun times. Plus, because of her awesome coloured hair the zombies would see her brains first and therefore that would give me chance to run. :p Daft - Because you've just got to have Daft there, right? How can you not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 I mean cmon... she finds bits of Zelda too scary sometimes. O______________O Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 I only need one companion: Supergrunch Why, you ask? Let me ask you this: Have you ever seen (or rather, heard) zombies make anything but primitive moaning sounds? No? So we can assume that if something possesses the ability to speak, it is not a zombie. Supergrunch, having super linguistic powers, could teach the zombies to speak. Based on the conslusion that zombies can't speak, the zombies cease to be zombies, and thus the threat is averted. Quod erat demonstrandum. O______________O That point is valid enough to win ANY case in court. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 Bard and McPhee - they both have supperior running up stairs abilities, which would be handy for out-running the zombies. King V - he would protect us with his taekwondo ass kicking skills, aswell as keeping us all calm with his suavity. Jordan - With FPS skills like his, how could anything go wrong!! ^__^' (...right) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 I like the idea of taking three jaysevens, with the hope that they would join together and form... something that would be all powerful against the zombie hordes. Failing that, Fish's team sounds good. Note: is also a hardcore agnostic, despite being an evolutionist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 I think i would go for: Supergrunch: Because he's clever and could seek out a cure 'I am Legend' style. I know you could do it. EEVILMURRAY: As he seems like he could cope well with the impending being eaten by a zombie death and maybe even throw in a few Arnie quotes. Rokhed: Could take a fair few zombies out, so i'd have him as 'a heavy', at the same time the rest of us could make our escape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 lawl, three Mes! i'd probably spend the whole time creating real-life acheivements wh-- holy crap, you just gave me a new thread idea! ACES! *opens notepad* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 Darksnowman - He'd scare them away with his Irish accent Oi irish accents aren't scary nando (boyfriend)raining_again (friend) sprout (online msn buddddday) yayy! Me and buttons would kick some zombie ass. :awesome: Oh yes. @ Haggis - I don't have a brain to be eaten :heh:4 I think it would be:Myself, Flinky, we could sing Band Aid and Arnie quotes til the sun went down. Either Ashley or Dyson, But Ashley is taller I think so would make a cracking human shield. Raining_again, we'd have repopulate the earth. Fucking right. We definitely would turn our m00sh into muscle. Oh god I'd have to listen to arnie quotes.... SPARE ME!!!!! :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 jayseven - he's read a lot about zombies. and he claims that he will not last long, which means I can push him in harms way a few times and he won't take it too personally Hero of Time - Has 920 achievement points on Dead Rising Mr_Odwin - the voice of reason, and a little bit computer-geeky-haxor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 Note: is also a hardcore agnostic, despite being an evolutionist. I am, technically, also an agnostic, as I accept there is a possibility (albeit one slightly smaller than George Bush's brain in cubic picometers) of a deity. [/pedantry] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 I would take: EVERYONE!!! TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE THEM DOWN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 And before you ask, I wouldn't take bluey. Why would I take my girl INTO the apocalypse? Plus, bless her, her skills are more in tea making and the creations of "Go Get 'Em!" style pep-rally banners than as a combat buddy. I mean cmon... she finds bits of Zelda too scary sometimes. I can just imagine her on the sidelines doing a peppy routine with a banner that says "Go Get 'Em!" with a Japanese translation underneath and doing this: : peace: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 I would take: EVERYONE!!! Not to be picky, but OP says you must pick three Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 Daft - Because you've just got to have Daft there, right? How can you not. Why thank you!! In return, if it came to it, I'd distract the zombies with my witty banter while you escaped. Still, I'm hoping the result of that encounter would be more akin to Thriller in that the zombies would make me their Zombie King of Funk. I would moonwalk across the world looking for brains to chow down on. ....I'm loving that idea way too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 Not to be picky, but OP says you must pick three Hehe, I know... but... *runs* I don't think any of us would be good at fending off the Zombies but we'd have a god laugh before we die. Ok my 3 would be: Eenuh: Awesome in everyway! I would probably just hide somewhere and talk the usual random stuff with her idly passing the time by hoping it will end soon. Also she would be able to provide some tasty Chocolate, specculas and seedless watermelons. (oh and applecake) :p Ellmeister: I'd like to be with the man I love if I'm about to die. Haggis: Maybe he could distract them with a high school musical dance? I know I'd join in...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 Rokhed - Strong one Jayseven - Smart one Franklin - Has weapons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 I wouldn't need anyone else. I have a huge weapon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 I wouldn't need anyone else. I have a huge weapon. fuck your way out? reminds me of the time i was in a brothle cave in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 fuck your way out? What's that got to do with anything? I would kill them all with my zweihander. You know, my huge weapon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 EEVILMURRAY: As he seems like he could cope well with the impending being eaten by a zombie death and maybe even throw in a few Arnie quotes. This is beautiful, I've gone from saying Shabba alot to being one of the forums forefront authorities on Arnie quotes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 Would it be an abuse of mod powers if I edited everyone's posts so that they all said me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 Not at all. You might make a better human shield than Ashley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 Thanks man! I'm probably about 4 stone heavier, and therefore wider. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted July 23, 2008 Would it be an abuse of mod powers if I edited everyone's posts so that they all said me? I said you anyway, and you know you'd only want me leading you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
