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I'm awesome because in 18 amateur fights I've KO'd 8 guys and never been knocked down once.

 

I'm also awesome because my band just got asked on Sunday to be the house band in one of the most popular restaurants/bars in the downtown area of Shanghai.

 

That sounds awesome AND mental. A very good combination in my mind.

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I'm not awesome... O_o

 

I really can't think of anything that i'm particularly great at.

 

Oh come on. You mean apart from a penis which guarantees you a fall-back vocation as a millionaire porn star, Mr. King of Funretha? If anyone else claimed that their main problem in bed was that they couldn't stop getting their woman off so much, we'd have assume they were bullshitting. You should be beautified as the patron saint of the female orgasm. How does that not make you awesome?

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Oh come on. You mean apart from a penis which guarantees you a fall-back vocation as a millionaire porn star, Mr. King of Funretha? If anyone else claimed that their main problem in bed was that they couldn't stop getting their woman off so much, we'd have assume they were bullshitting. You should be beautified as the patron saint of the female orgasm. How does that not make you awesome?

 

I want to make sweet love to you...

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I'm awesome. Like Han said "I just am". :D

 

Also, though I don't, I've been told my voice is rather awesome. It's a mix of accents (South/North - so posh mixed with...not) and though normally low(ish - apparently it's the only manly thing about me :p) it goes all 10 year old when I get excited. :D

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Oh come on. You mean apart from a penis which guarantees you a fall-back vocation as a millionaire porn star, Mr. King of Funretha? If anyone else claimed that their main problem in bed was that they couldn't stop getting their woman off so much, we'd have assume they were bullshitting. You should be beautified as the patron saint of the female orgasm. How does that not make you awesome?

 

haha that well made me chuckle.

 

Raining is infact full of awesomeness :heart:

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Talking trash as in, you're the Canada of Europe. (South Park reference)

 

Portugal = Spain's Tampon.

 

I kid, I kid.

 

And the Danish deserve a bit of trash, 'specially after what they did to that poor Hamlet guy.

 

Danny is awesome because he is blind to the inadequacies of Starfox Adventures. That takes a special kind of awesome.

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Portugal = Spain's Tampon.

 

I kid, I kid.

 

And the Danish deserve a bit of trash, 'specially after what they did to that poor Hamlet guy.

 

Danny is awesome because he is blind to the inadequacies of Starfox Adventures. That takes a special kind of awesome.

 

Wait, what did we do to Hamlet? :confused:

 

And I am not blind to the inadeqacies, I just choose to ignore them and look at all the good things about the game. Which scores me a +3 in awesomeness. :p *Final Fantasy victory theme plays*

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I've travelled the world, taken strange substances in deep jungles, conquered lofty peaks, watched the sun rise over a megalithic temple and set in a barren desert.

I've loved, loathed and led people over many miles and months.

I've learnt and developed a unique ecological philsophy rooted in the corpus of all the world's established religions, I've learnt bush and firecraft to such an extent survival in the wilderness is not only a theoretical but actual possibility for myself.

I'm strong, grounded, confident and collected.

: peace:

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Stupid thread locked before I could post.

 

I've travelled the world, taken strange substances in deep jungles, conquered lofty peaks, watched the sun rise over a megalithic temple and set in a barren desert.

I've loved, loathed and led people over many miles and months.

I've learnt and developed a unique ecological philsophy rooted in the corpus of all the world's established religions, I've learnt bush and firecraft to such an extent survival in the wilderness is not only a theoretical but actual possibility for myself.

I'm strong, grounded, confident and collected.

: peace:

 

Sounds like somebody's been playing World of Warcraft. :heh:

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I wasn't trying to accuse you of anything. :) I was merely curious, seeing as the title was even the same. Perhaps you subconsciously remembered the thread?

 

I saw a whole pile of depressing threads and thought, KNEEE needs to be happier.

 

Raining is awesome because she talks to me even when she's set to away and I'm probably pestering her.

 

She's great for advice too ^_^ nobody better to go to!

 

She's awesome ladies and gentlemen <3

 

Awh, thanks NW, your pretty schweeet too :D

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