Jimbob Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konfucius Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 Food Poisoning: that's what happens if you order your pizza via the sewer system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted April 25, 2010 Share Posted April 25, 2010 After being banished by the rest of the Turtles for being "Too rad", Michaelangelo didn't take too well to living on the surface and quickly took to alcoholism. After a particularly heavy nights drinking, he tried to get home via the plug hole. Police later found him hunched over a closed manhole cover yelling "Let me in you twats, I want to come home. Who the fuck changed the locks?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Michaelangelo agrees to star in the next Saw film in a feeble attempt to breathe new life into the unecessarily extended series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 These are all great. I actually put off deciding last night because I was so amused by everything you guys were coming up with, but I gotta go with this one. 'Little Sally didn't quite get the 'flush-your-dead-turtle-down-the-toilet' hint' Also, haven't you guys seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lately? That's Raphael in the bathtub! He's clearly trying to down himself out of sorrow for being confused with his retarded orange brother. Anyway, thanks for all the entries. This was very tough. Fused King, you're up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Also, haven't you guys seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lately? That's Raphael in the bathtub! He's clearly trying to down himself out of sorrow for being confused with his retarded orange brother. I knew who he was, grew up with the movies (all 3 of them, with 2 being the better in my opinion) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted April 26, 2010 Author Share Posted April 26, 2010 Also, haven't you guys seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lately? That's Raphael in the bathtub! He's clearly trying to down himself out of sorrow for being confused with his retarded orange brother. I know which ones they are, but that looks orange to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 I have to say it looks red to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Man:"Eef yow cawll mayy Helen Keller one morre time..." Woman: "We're gonna celebrate yeah, oh yeah, alright you spoke properlay! Can I hear you one more time? One more time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STOOPIDDITTIES Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Woman: We've put a gate in your way, what you gonna do to us now old man? Man: Poke your tit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 20 Years from now, George Bush still thinks he runs America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Woman: We've put a gate in your way, what you gonna do to us now old man? Man: Poke your tit. :DWinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STOOPIDDITTIES Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.C.G Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 New 'shoulder shirts' they're all the rage don't cha know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 BREAKING NEWS: T-shirt gives birth to man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Rocky VII - Where it all went wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STOOPIDDITTIES Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 BREAKING NEWS: T-shirt gives birth to man. I choose you Pikachu. ...Pancake. Either way, winner be this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 YEAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 *Ride of the Valkyries* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Sticky white stuff all down the arm... I would've done it differently. (I've got bored of this comp) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Ah, I remember 'Nam....Vietnam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 "Bucacke" 10characterlimit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted May 6, 2010 Author Share Posted May 6, 2010 In an attempt to understand Dick Dastardly's hatred, we look at some of his childhood photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 It wasn't the shit he was scared of, it was the constantly looming bird flu containment team. Little Li would didn't want to spend the next 8 months in isolation, he had a holiday booked in Iceland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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