Most Inappropriate Things To Say In Any Given Situation Thread

[ReZourceman]

"Help, baby, Shes raping me!"

[ipaul]

Wait your turn bitch!

[ShadowV7]

Your mum was showing me how she got pregnant with you.

[Guest Stefkov]

'She openened the door and invited me in.'

[Mundi]

Don´t worry she´s just the office slut and it was my turn at the office to screw her.

[Demuwan]

Get you're dick out of my wife!

[Apple_NdiB]

"I'm just keeping it warm for you!"

[ipaul]

You know he's raping me and it's still better than your shitty sex.

[Guest Stefkov]

I did shout surprise.

Technically it's not rape then.

[Ellmeister]

Worth picking a winner now?

[ipaul]

I'd say so.

[Ellmeister]

I pick ShadowV7, a few of his were funny and:

 

"I knew I should've locked the door..."

 

was probably the funniest.

 

Moogleviper was close though. Once again almost moogle :p

[ShadowV7]

Ohh I get to pick.

 

Let's see, your getting married and it's your turn to say your vows, but you forget them.

[ReZourceman]

Line

 

 

Filler.

[EEVILMURRAY]

"You know I love you, and I'm gonna treat you like a queen... and.. er... and shit like that."

[welsh_gamer]

"Fuck this! Let's just go to the reception so we can get drunk!"

[Ellmeister]

All I know babe is.. I want to get to know you so I can get to know you're mum... oh and I do.

 

 

I promise to ermmmmmmmmmm..ermmmmm and erm yeh that'll do. Now wheres the drinks?

[ShadowV7]

Might end this one soon cause after thinking about it, it's a bit sucky and hard to think of a funny line.

[Guest Stefkov]

I love you like I loved your mum last night.

 

And your sister.

[ShadowV7]

I'll end the round with Stefs comment.

 

I promise i'll pick at better one next time.

[mcj metroid]

" I...........am...........gay"

[Ellmeister]

" I...........am...........gay"

 

Think you got the wrong thread :p Try the sexuality thread :p

 

 

jokessssssz =]

[mcj metroid]

Think you got the wrong thread :p Try the sexuality thread :p

 

 

jokessssssz =]

damn you're right:D

[Guest Stefkov]

Ok situation.

If anyone quotes burnt face man you win the round automatically

A baby is falling from a high building with the mother screaming on ground level.

[Konfucius]

"I hope you've got spares."

 

or

 

"If you're screaming like this now, I don't want to hear you once it hits the ground."

 

or

 

"Relax, so far he's still in one piece."