ShadowV7 Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Your mum was showing me how she got pregnant with you.
Guest Stefkov Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 'She openened the door and invited me in.'
Mundi Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Don´t worry she´s just the office slut and it was my turn at the office to screw her.
ipaul Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 You know he's raping me and it's still better than your shitty sex.
Guest Stefkov Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 I did shout surprise. Technically it's not rape then.
Ellmeister Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 I pick ShadowV7, a few of his were funny and: "I knew I should've locked the door..." was probably the funniest. Moogleviper was close though. Once again almost moogle :p
ShadowV7 Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Ohh I get to pick. Let's see, your getting married and it's your turn to say your vows, but you forget them.
EEVILMURRAY Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "You know I love you, and I'm gonna treat you like a queen... and.. er... and shit like that."
welsh_gamer Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 "Fuck this! Let's just go to the reception so we can get drunk!"
Ellmeister Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 All I know babe is.. I want to get to know you so I can get to know you're mum... oh and I do. I promise to ermmmmmmmmmm..ermmmmm and erm yeh that'll do. Now wheres the drinks?
ShadowV7 Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Might end this one soon cause after thinking about it, it's a bit sucky and hard to think of a funny line.
Guest Stefkov Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 I love you like I loved your mum last night. And your sister.
ShadowV7 Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 I'll end the round with Stefs comment. I promise i'll pick at better one next time.
Ellmeister Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 " I...........am...........gay" Think you got the wrong thread :p Try the sexuality thread :p jokessssssz =]
mcj metroid Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 Think you got the wrong thread :p Try the sexuality thread :p jokessssssz =] damn you're right:D
Guest Stefkov Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 Ok situation. If anyone quotes burnt face man you win the round automatically A baby is falling from a high building with the mother screaming on ground level.
Konfucius Posted December 10, 2007 Posted December 10, 2007 "I hope you've got spares." or "If you're screaming like this now, I don't want to hear you once it hits the ground." or "Relax, so far he's still in one piece."
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