McMad Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Oh, sweet lord...it's the Grammar Police! I just thought I'd go overboard with the whole grammar thing in that comment. I also added an obnoxious, over-the-top persona to that comment just for effect. No real offense intended ReZource. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I just thought I'd go overboard with the whole grammar thing in that comment. Well, it worked. You did! : peace: I'm now too scared to type anything, for fear of making a mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikah Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Wow, I'm actually suprised you managed to think outside the box of pathetic childish comebacks e.g. 'shouldn't have bummed her then' for once and actually bothered to write a detailed reply. But your attempts to intimidate me have failed mainly because of the fact that I stopped caring what you reply had to say as soon as saw yet more grammatical mistakes and in-truths. For a grammar policeman, you suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 For a grammar policeman, you suck. Fuck, to be fair that was a spelling error. *runs to edit post* Oh and I forgot the 'I', damn I do suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 For a grammar policeman, you suck. Seconded - I propose he should be shot on sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Wow, I'm actually suprised you managed to think outside the box of pathetic childish comebacks e.g. 'shouldn't have bummed her then' for once and actually bothered to write a detailed reply. But your attempts to intimidate me have failed mainly because of the fact that I stopped caring what your reply had to say as soon as I saw yet more grammatical mistakes and in-truths. And before I edited your comment for my own self amusement I thought I might as well show you the correct way of writing that sentence: "I was getting jiggy with the hot chick I sat next to." becomes: "I was having sex with the hot chick I was sat next to." I removed the word 'Jiggy' because when I checked my edition of 'The Concise Oxford Dictionary' I discovered that 'Jiggy' is not even a real word and slang is not appropriate when using proper grammar and punctuation so I thought I'd replace the word with a term which shares the same meaning. Yeesh, here we go. Hopefully you'll understand this one. joke n 1: a humorous anecdote or remark [syn: gag, laugh, jest, jape, yak, wheeze] 2: activity characterized by good humor [syn: jest, jocularity] 3: a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement [syn: antic, prank, trick, caper, put-on] v 1: tell a joke; speak humorously; "He often jokes even when he appears serious" [syn: jest] 2: act in a funny or teasing way [syn: jest] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 "I was sat next to." makes no sense. "to sit" is an active verb, not a passive one. "I was sitting next to." is more correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Hyppocritical, much? Nope. It's called a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 No real offense intended ReZource. Backatcha. Well...obviously replace my name for yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Hammer Time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Seconded - I propose he should be shot on sight. "Seconded. I propose...", the use of a hyphen there wasn't necessary now was it? Clearly though chairdriver is much more capable of doing the job than I am so I'll leave him in charge. *bails out on sinking ship* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikah Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 OK everyone stop with this grammar facism, as lng as no1 is tlkin lyk dis den dats k! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 as lng as no1 is tlkin lyk dis den dats k! This is what happens when you circumcise words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Ok I didn't mean to start a whole grammer war but the use of "of" in place of "have" really gets on my nerves. Let that be a lesson to you all lest you feel my wrath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Ok I didn't mean to start a whole grammer war but the use of "of" in place of "have" really gets on my nerves. Let that be a lesson to you all lest you feel my wrath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 McMad, given that you decided to derail this thread with grammar fascism, you could have at least been a better nazi. Incidentally, I'm a grammar nazi deep down - I have to stop myself correcting grammar in posts. And the dash in the previous sentence is perfectly acceptable. Now, go and see if you can find out whether it should be an en dash or an em dash. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Meh at the grammar nazis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 That post made me laugh so I'll let you off. But don't let me see it again. However it's not only on teh interwebs it happens all of the time in real life. Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Erm....I made that and I only just realised I missed out the "e" of webs. Good thing It still works, or Id look really stupid.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 That post made me laugh so I'll let you off. But don't let me see it again. However it's not only on teh interwebs it happens all of the time in real life. Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo. No they don't, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo admire Buffalo buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 No they don't, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo admire Buffalo buffalo. I disagree. Buffalo buffalo buffalo me. And Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo me. So I'm sure that Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo. I've actually been to Buffalo, although I didn't see a buffalo. So on that occasion no Buffalo buffalo buffaloed (sp?) me. I've said buffalo so many times it's just lost all meaning (all three+ of them) and now just sound like a funny word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I disagree. Buffalo buffalo buffalo me. And Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo me. So I'm sure that Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo Buffalo buffalo. I've actually been to Buffalo, although I didn't see a buffalo. So on that occasion no Buffalo buffalo buffaloed (sp?) me. I've said buffalo so many times it's just lost all meaning (all three+ of them) and now just sound like a funny word. Incidentally, your buffalo strewn sentences shouldn't have any commas in them. Anyway, major thread drift... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Some lass in my year let her boyfriend bum her. The next day he felt a lump in his foreskin and thought he had cancer or something so he pulled his foreskin back and found a lump of shit under it. :bowdown: Oh, sweet lord...it's the Grammar Police! Grammar police, arrest this man, he talks in maths! Radiohead ftw. ALSO, on topic: Not circumsised, planning to become soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 :bowdown: Grammar police, arrest this man, he talks in maths! Radiohead ftw. Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in maths He buzzes like a fridge, hes like a detuned radio Karma police, arrest this girl, her hitler hairdo, is making me feel ill And we have crashed her party This is what you get, this is what you get This is what you get, when you mess with us Karma police, Ive given all I can, its not enough Ive given all I can, but were still on the payroll This is what you get, this is what you get This is what you get, when you mess with us And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself For a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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