Hellfire Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 I always found it pretty funny that almost all girls love denying with utmost that they masturbate.
The Bard Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 I can't be arsed anymore, mainly because I'd rather have sex, and secondly because I've lost my imagination/ libido, and I'm pretty anti porn.
Dante Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 I always found it pretty funny that almost all girls love denying with utmost that they masturbate. It more embarrassing subject to girls than fellas.
triforce_keeper Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 I just don't like the mess. I masturbate like 1-2 times a day. I just do it cuz I get the urge...not because I'm bored or stressed or anything.
triforcemario Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 Where's Jordan and his magnificent jar when he need him? =/
Hellfire Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 It more embarrassing subject to girls than fellas. That's all in their heads, there's no reason to be more or less embarassed. Of course I'm not saying to put it in newspapers, but even with close friends girls tend to lie about that.
McMad Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 Bit odd to do if you get bored imp. Not really, it's one of the most enjoyable things you can do when you're bored.
Shino Posted November 23, 2007 Posted November 23, 2007 I guess girls don't get as aroused as men at the mere sight of hotness. A boner can last for hours and be extremely uncomfortable, its better to wank it off than to keep it there.
Mikey Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 I just don't like the mess. I masturbate like 1-2 times a day. I just do it cuz I get the urge...not because I'm bored or stressed or anything. Best way to deal with it, is to get some toilet paper before you lay down for a wank, and put it on your stomach where you expect the semen to spurt on. Then you can just wrap it up, and put it in the toilet. This is what I used to do, but all of my wanks are now in front of my PC, so now I get messy.
Dante Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 I guess girls don't get as aroused as men at the mere sight of hotness. A boner can last for hours and be extremely uncomfortable, its better to wank it off than to keep it there. You what Shino?
Dante Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 I err... get boners? wanking one off after having a boner
DomJcg Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 I err... get boners? I've never had one that lasted hours however, but then again i can hardly say i've timed it
triforce_keeper Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Best way to deal with it, is to get some toilet paper before you lay down for a wank, and put it on your stomach where you expect the semen to spurt on. Then you can just wrap it up, and put it in the toilet. This is what I used to do, but all of my wanks are now in front of my PC, so now I get messy. (Y) Talking about this stuff makes me feel uncomfortable =/
Mikey Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Sometimes a good wank when you can't sleep, will have you snoozing in no time. I used to rub myself against the bed, felt fanfuckingtastic. Bit messy afterwards though!
Dante Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 People are brave on here for telling people about their wanks actions.
triforce_keeper Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Sometimes a good wank when you can't sleep, will have you snoozing in no time. I used to rub myself against the bed, felt fanfuckingtastic. Bit messy afterwards though! Hmm I do that sometimes, never enough to cum though =/ Would have to do it for hours probably =/
Mikey Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 The idea is to rub. You won't get anywhere trying to use the bed as a hole. You need to create the friction between the sheets and your stomach!
triforce_keeper Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 The idea is to rub. You won't get anywhere trying to use the bed as a hole. You need to create the friction between the sheets and your stomach! That's what I do...
conzer16 Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 I always found it pretty funny that almost all girls love denying with utmost that they masturbate. Most girls don't do it on their own.
EEVILMURRAY Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Urgh one of those threads whereby I (or someone) has to keep a close eye on. Annoying. Who'd have thought staff members actually have to do something. One time I tasted my semen out of curiosity. It tasted a bit like Chlorine out of a swimming pool, but was a bit thick and lumpy. I eat my jizz all the time, I'm going through a spunk drought where I don't produce much, but even so I swallow my load. Saves on tissue and builds up protein. People don't seem to mind if a girl has swallowed a twenty complete strangers' loads, but someone having their own? Oh I say...
Dante Posted November 24, 2007 Posted November 24, 2007 Who'd have thought staff members actually have to do something. I eat my jizz all the time, I'm going through a spunk drought where I don't produce much, but even so I swallow my load. Saves on tissue and builds up protein. People don't seem to mind if a girl has swallowed a twenty complete strangers' loads, but someone having their own? Oh I say... But why on earth would you eat your own cum?
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