Haver Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 Guy says: FUCK THE ADMINISTRATION OF REVO-EUROPE.COM, AND FUCK YOU, 21ST CENTURY BRITAIN. ALSO, I SUCK REAL BAD. HAVER IS WAY BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING INCLUDING PUPPETEERING.
dabookerman Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 Guy says:FUCK THE ADMINISTRATION OF REVO-EUROPE.COM, AND FUCK YOU, 21ST CENTURY BRITAIN. ALSO, I SUCK REAL BAD. HAVER IS WAY BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING INCLUDING PUPPETEERING. dont forget action figure collecting and wooseling
The3rdChildren Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 Guy says:FUCK THE ADMINISTRATION OF REVO-EUROPE.COM, AND FUCK YOU, 21ST CENTURY BRITAIN. ALSO, I SUCK REAL BAD. HAVER IS WAY BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING INCLUDING PUPPETEERING. Ben says: HEY GUY, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND SOME DONKEY DICK? I'D REALLY QUITE LIKE TO HAVE A PARTIAL SUCK ON SOME HOT DONKEY DICK. Guy says: No Ben, I do not. Ben says: WHY THE FUCK NOT? I AM A TOOL. YOU ARE MUCH BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE TRUMPET AND ARTS AND CRAFTS. Seriously guys, can we get back on topic here? Less spamming and more sucking up to Mike and me, and more crying from Marshmellow.
kopo Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 I demand a 'The old days were better' thread. NOW
Guest Offerman Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 I demand a 'The old days were better' thread. NOW Theres too many sodding n00bs to remember the ol' days. It would be a one man band.
dabookerman Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 i demand energy cards and imposter offerman trainer card
Charlie Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 When can we expect some more cards? Mike? Guy?
Guest Offerman Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 i demand energy cards and imposter offerman trainer card Offerman looses 30 points in a penis comparison with Dabookerman. Gains 30 points during a wanking contest with Dabookerman, usally Adriana Lima as fuel.
Mr_Odwin Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 Can you post the CubeChris one again? As it was in the first post it's now gone without a trace. (I love you Flinky, I was only kidding. Why doesn't everyone that disagrees with me, even slightly, complain to Shorty about me? Apparently there has been an influx recently.)
Guest Offerman Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 ( Why doesn't everyone that disagrees with me, even slightly, complain to Shorty about me? Apparently there has been an influx recently.) You too ay? I say let them rot.
Athriller Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 This thread went wrong when the origins were taken seriously. It's all in good fun, and a balance must be struck in a game of two halves. And don't fuck with the Jamaican bobsled team.
Meik Posted November 5, 2005 Author Posted November 5, 2005 I'm going to reply to some of the enquiries and comments in a mish mash fashion: The cards are all meant to be a joke - don't take them seriously. Marshmellow's card is nothing to do with elitism, I just noticed that he creates stupid threads. And he looks like that guy out of Cool Runnings. And he said himself that he likes to touch asses - he didn't say what type. If you don't want your card done because you think we'll be mean to you (IN A JOKING WAY..), feel free to say so. We have plenty of other people willing to be made. New cards will be made when both me and Guy have time to do so. We'll probably make some tomorrow. All the cards are available to see on my first post - there is a link next to each name on the list (under "done!").
MoogleViper Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Fierce, if you diss Cool Runnings. You're screwed. It's simply one of the best movies ever made. No Way! It's too corny.
Guest Jordan Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 No Way! It's too corny. Exactly, it has the smooth comedy of the 1980's!
MoogleViper Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Ben says: I AM A TOOL. YOU ARE MUCH BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE TRUMPET AND ARTS AND CRAFTS. Isn't that a quote from Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story? Maybe with a slight edit.
The3rdChildren Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Isn't that a quote from Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story? Maybe with a slight edit. Ding, ding. Haver's original supposed snippet of our conversation had several modified quotes, so I went full blown and just posted the entire line as I can remember. Good movie, just not a great one.
dukkadukka Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 i finally saw the family guy movie last night, it had me laughing the whole way through. i swear, in the jesus bit i nearly wet myself meik and 3rd, i've noticed that some users have given little summaries of themselves to help you with their cards, would you like me to do one too?
Meik Posted November 6, 2005 Author Posted November 6, 2005 i finally saw the family guy movie last night, it had me laughing the whole way through. i swear, in the jesus bit i nearly wet myself meik and 3rd, i've noticed that some users have given little summaries of themselves to help you with their cards, would you like me to do one too? Yeah, that would help. I quickly whipped this up in photoshop to give an idea of what these cards would look like if they were physically made: Hooray. (2 new cards coming later today)
dukkadukka Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 that looks amazing! anyhoo, my little description - likes: drinking, walking round my house naked, teasing blokes then calling them mysoginists , smoking and chocolate dislikes: fat people
Pit-Jr Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Fat people are a vital source of comedy. Can you imagine a world without fat people? *shudder*
soag Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 I spose i better list my likes and dislikes and other shit i guess height - 5'11 weight - 12 stone likes - music (usually metal, grundge, rock etc), movies (star wars is my fave), anything nintendo usual retarted stuff like that dislikes - everything i dont like :p
Stranger Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Fat people are a vital source of comedy. Can you imagine a world without fat people? *shudder* Simpsons fan? FUCK YOU, MESSAGE LENGTH SHIZZLE.
Marshmellow Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 [*]Marshmellow's card is nothing to do with elitism, I just noticed that he creates stupid threads. And he looks like that guy out of Cool Runnings. And he said himself that he likes to touch asses - he didn't say what type. -THough it would be obvious what "type" -not all my threads are stupid:( COOL RUNNINGS ROX I LOVE THAT MOVIE
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