Mr. Bananagrabber Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord! Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child: -Frequently wears black clothing. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. -Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. -Takes drugs. -Drinks alcohol. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) -Complains of boredom. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Is excessively awake during the night. -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -Spends large amounts of time alone. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. -Eats excessively or too little. -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Expresses an interest in sex. -Masturbates -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". -Claims to be a goth. If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center. ~St. Mary's Catholic Church Im the freaking anti-christ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Hit me. 23! Shit i'm bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit-Jr Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". where can i find those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athriller Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 -Frequently wears black clothing. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Complains of boredom. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Is excessively awake during the night. -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. -Eats excessively or too little. -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (Well< I don't actually, but fuck it, I want to brag about eating Count Dracula cereal!) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Expresses an interest in sex. -Masturbates -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. 21! Take that Emo, I'm going home with your money and gal tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Oh god, no masturbation? Jeeze, i'm fucked. Along with quite a few on there. I guess Jesus is gunna kick my ass tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfox Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 -Frequently wears black clothing. -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Drinks alcohol. -Complains of boredom. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Is excessively awake during the night. -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Misbehaves at home. -Eats excessively or too little. -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Expresses an interest in sex. -Masturbates If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizz Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Yamcha! I can't believe youre cheating on us! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bananagrabber Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 Yamcha! I can't believe youre cheating on us! :P Im seeing other forums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubechris Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Im seeing other forums! You whore, how dare you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfox Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 You both make me sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1cubeplayer Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Damn, I did not know I was so goth. As a matter of fact, even my parents are goth by those standards. Holy shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owario Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Holy shit, where can I buy this Count Dracula cereal? (Count Dracul-O's?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killer kirby Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 i am a full on christain (have been for 3 years) it does change your life, but i used to do a lot of the stuff that Yamcha put down but once i gave my life to the lord it felt great my life has never been better and yes it was very hard for me give up a lot of my stuff that i used to do but now i feel all clean. Oh god, no masturbation? Jeeze, i'm fucked. Along with quite a few on there. I guess Jesus is gunna kick my ass tonight. yeah no masturbation that was one of the hardest ones for me to get rid of. and jesus always forgives and he never kicks anybody's ass (well mabey except for the devil) but i shall never stop playing role-playing games, right now i am making an RPG on flash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 I hate the phrase 'a gothic', you can't use 'a' with an adjective, 'a gothic person', 'a goth' - fair enough. That just gets on my nerves. Learn how to write... old people!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunKy Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Sweet merciful satan! I got 27 there! Im not a goth but damn. Apologies to any religious people, I dont hate you but I hate the people who run religions especially christianity, Bloody hypocrites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 holy o.O i got 28 1-Frequently wears black clothing. 2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. 3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. 4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols. 5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. 6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) 7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. 8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. 9-Takes drugs. 10-Drinks alcohol. 11-Is suicidal and/or depressed. 12-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) used to but dont anymore does it count? 13-Complains of boredom. 14 -Sleeps too excessively or too little. 15 -Is excessively awake during the night. 16-Spends large amounts of time alone. 17-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) 18-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. 19-Misbehaves at home. 20-Eats excessively or too little. 21-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) 22-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. 23-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. 24 -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. 25-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. 26-Expresses an interest in sex. 27-Masturbates 28... is a secret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 -Frequently wears black clothing. -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Complains of boredom. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.) -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -Spends large amounts of time alone. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) Indeed -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. -Eats excessively or too little. -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Expresses an interest in sex. -Masturbates goth me do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
|Laguna| Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 -Listens to anti-social genres of music. -Associates with other people that dress' date=' act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Drinks alcohol. -Complains of boredom. -Sleeps too excessively or too little. -Is excessively awake during the night. -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. -Spends large amounts of time alone. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at home. -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. -Expresses an interest in sex. -Masturbates [/quote'] 18... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I must be a Goth then. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: *rushes to mental health center.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 i am a full on christain (have been for 3 years) it does change your life, but i used to do a lot of the stuff that Yamcha put down but once i gave my life to the lord it felt great my life has never been better and yes it was very hard for me give up a lot of my stuff that i used to do but now i feel all clean. yeah no masturbation that was one of the hardest ones for me to get rid of. and jesus always forgives and he never kicks anybody's ass (well mabey except for the devil) but i shall never stop playing role-playing games, right now i am making an RPG on flash. Its svt4him version 2.0... Heh, nah i ehm... "respect" your wishes. But jeeze the "lord" can't forgive you for your sins. As 1, they aren't sins its natural human behaviour and 2, why are you repressing jacking off? it makes zero sense, you're eyes aren't going to melt and fall out if you wank you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Offerman Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 It all sounds horribly Americanian Religious Propoganda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawn Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 I got 22, I should think 90% of normal people would be able to score more than 5. Just because I like the internet, sex and some rock music, dislike "church sports" and enjoy cartoon breakfast cereal, I dont think Im about to go to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 enjoy cartoon breakfast cereal, I dont think Im about to go to hell. You'll definatly be going to hell for that one. No doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 i had some pokemon cereal once, it involved me eating pikachus and squirtles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dieter Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Isn't that list off landoverbaptists.org? I thought I read it there. The site had my mouth hanging open before I realised it was a huge joke... it has to be...right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario114 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 You would have though a badge saying "i am a goth" is a bit of give away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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