KKOB Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 Sleeping at a guys house monday, we like each other, he is hot... Somethings telling me we wont just be watching movies....^_^ Yay for gayness. Gay Translation Lesson No. 65 "Want to come round to my house and watch a film?" Becomes "Wanna come round to my house and fuck with a film on in the background to drown out the moans?" Be sure to completely remove said pants prior to the pounce otherwise your now constricted ankles may cause you to stumble and just fall flat on your face which is seldom a turn on. True say! This man speaks from years, and years, and years, and years of hardcore experience :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Experience in both removing my pants and falling over that is, seperatly and together. *nods* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bogus Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Yay for Gayness? Epic. Like I said last night, good luck! A report back is mandatory.:p With pictures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforce_keeper Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Yay for Gayness? Epic. Like I said last night, good luck! A report back is mandatory.:p Will do ^_^ Gay Translation Lesson No. 65 "Want to come round to my house and watch a film?" Becomes "Wanna come round to my house and fuck with a film on in the background to drown out the moans?" I wasn't thinking of such things! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKOB Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 I wasn't thinking of such things! ... You're too young Jokes: i didn't enter my whore years till i was 18 though. So don't use what you learn here until you are ready young padawan. Trust in the force to guide you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforce_keeper Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 You're too young Jokes: i didn't enter my whore years till i was 18 though. So don't use what you learn here until you are ready young padawan. Trust in the force to guide you. How am I being a whore? D= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKOB Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 How am I being a whore? D= Didn't say you were :P Guilty conscious? All i'm saying is be careful and happy, like i know you are And don't rush stuff. Rushing is never good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Yes listen to Takeo. I may be experienced in falling over but Takeo is well experienced in being a whore. Very experienced. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 And use shitloads of lube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforce_keeper Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Didn't say you were :P Guilty conscious? All i'm saying is be careful and happy, like i know you are And don't rush stuff. Rushing is never good. Will do mama Takeo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Sleeping at a guys house monday, we like each other, he is hot... Somethings telling me we wont just be watching movies....^_^ Yay for gayness. wait a minute, what happened to the boyfriend? I'm sure you had a boyfriend..I'm confused. Haha I can't say wait until 18 because that'd be hypocritical regardless of sexuality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKOB Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 Will do mama Takeo Awww Son! *grabs in big hug against bosom* Now be off with ya! *wipes tear from eye* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforce_keeper Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 wait a minute, what happened to the boyfriend? I'm sure you had a boyfriend..I'm confused. Haha I can't say wait until 18 because that'd be hypocritical regardless of sexuality Why 18? Awww Son! *grabs in big hug against bosom* Now be off with ya! *wipes tear from eye* *skips away from you in a field of daisies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 And use shitloads of lube. Real men don't use lube, they use sand and broken glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightwolf Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Why 18? *skips away from you in a field of daisies* I'm sure somebody mentioned something about being 18 and then being a man whore. haha I can't concentrate very well at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforce_keeper Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I'm sure somebody mentioned something about being 18 and then being a man whore. haha I can't concentrate very well at the moment. Ah, sorry, I know what you mean now XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 What happened with the boyfriend yo'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforce_keeper Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Ah yeah, we finished ages ago O.o Well I finished with him about 2 months ago, I dunno what it was, but I just totally went off him, and everything people had been saying to me about him being big headed and looking down on people suddenly made me think twice about him. He was also becoming really obsessive, when I hadn't seen him for like 3 days, he wouldn't stop ringing my house and my parents got pissed off.. He didn't take it very well :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somme Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I work in Pop Stars in London now. Most of the gays in there seem all right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKOB Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 I work in Pop Stars in London now. Most of the gays in there seem all right. May the lord have mercy on your soul! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Off topic: Great to see you back Takeo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKOB Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 Off topic: Great to see you back Takeo. *pushes against the wall and rapes* Great to be back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somme Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 May the lord have mercy on your soul! 'Tis not that bad. There are hardly any camp bitches that go. And the music in the, "Indie Ballroom" is all right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKOB Posted August 10, 2008 Author Share Posted August 10, 2008 'Tis not that bad. There are hardly any camp bitches that go. And the music in the, "Indie Ballroom" is all right. *shudders* Manchester's Gay Alt scene FTW!!! Homoelectric, Disko Asbo etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 homoelectric? lawl sounds sick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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