Sexuality Thread

[Iun]

mabbe. i did tell me friend once to literally rub his beard in his boss' face. his boss may have liked that, never asked...

 

Bottom beard or face beard?

[KKOB]

Bottom beard or face beard?

 

Here's me thinking you were all sweet and innocent . . .

[DomJcg]

Here's me thinking you were all sweet and innocent . . .

 

Here's me thinking you can't cartoonise Grindhouse...

personally i would think they would be scratcy or get in the way alot =/

[rokhed00]

personally i would think they would be scratcy or get in the way alot =/

 

Nah, beards are nice and soft, its stubble that's scratchy and irritating.

[KKOB]

Here's me thinking you can't cartoonise Grindhouse...

personally i would think they would be scratcy or get in the way alot =/

 

Grindhouse FTW!

 

Such an orgy of violence, great dialogue, and general awesomeness ^_^

[Fresh]

Nah, beards are nice and soft, its stubble that's scratchy and irritating.

 

Stubble is sexy!

[rokhed00]

Stubble is sexy!

 

To look at maybe, to touch it's like sandpaper.

[Fresh]

That's true, then again I kind of like it.

[KKOB]

That's true, then again I kind of like it.

 

Love a bit of rough! Feels so good, then 5 hours later stubble rash IS NOT fun.

[Fresh]

Aye. OK need some help.

 

Meet a guy last night and he has kind of became obsessed with me.

 

He keeps messaging me and I think he likes me but I'm not at all attracted to him. He's like "Yuk" (well to me anyway). How can I (gently) get him to just back off?

[Daft]

Aye. OK need some help.

 

Meet a guy last night and he has kind of became obsessed with me.

 

He keeps messaging me and I think he likes me but I'm not at all attracted to him. He's like "Yuk" (well to me anyway). How can I (gently) get him to just back off?

 

Just don't show any interest at all in anything he does, he should get the message....unless he really is obsessed.

 

Edit: Alternately you could just tell him.

[KKOB]

I really hate guys, all guys, especially the gay ones.

 

Except everyone who i know and like who happens to have a Y chromosome.

[Slaggis]

Just don't show any interest at all in anything he does, he should get the message....unless he really is obsessed.

 

Edit: Alternately you could just tell him.

 

Yeah, I'd just be straight with him, it's the kindest thing to do really.

[rokhed00]

Aye. OK need some help.

 

Meet a guy last night and he has kind of became obsessed with me.

 

He keeps messaging me and I think he likes me but I'm not at all attracted to him. He's like "Yuk" (well to me anyway). How can I (gently) get him to just back off?

 

Get yourself some pepper spray, that'll do the job.

[Slaggis]

Get yourself some pepper spray, that'll do the job.

 

It's a little illegal, which is a problem.:p

[Coolness Bears]

It's a little illegal, which is a problem.:p

 

IT IS!!?

 

Oh dear....

[rokhed00]

It's a little illegal, which is a problem.:p

 

The law is an ass.

[Slaggis]

The law is an ass.

 

Agreed. I know it's the wrong thread mind, but is their an alternative to it? (I need to try and find something).

 

Erm, back to the thread in hand...Biggest turnoff?

[triforce_keeper]

Smell...

 

Eww.

[Slaggis]

Smell...

 

Eww.

 

I'd have to agree with you there. Erm, bad facial hair (especially on a girl!:p )

[thirtynine.]

Yeah, I'd just be straight with him, it's the kindest thing to do really.

That made me lol.

But yeah its sound advice.

[rokhed00]

Agreed. I know it's the wrong thread mind, but is their an alternative to it? (I need to try and find something).

 

Justice, dealt by your own hand.

Always worked for me, although I'll admit it's not for everyone.

[Iun]

Here's me thinking you were all sweet and innocent . . .

 

*Bats eyelids and blushes*

 

The best thing to do with a pest is just tell them "no" flat out so there is no confusion whatsoever.

 

Although some can be fairly persistent. Try to be a friend but nothing more.

 

Biggest turn-off ... either when people smell bad or try to be sexy before bedtime and just fail miserably.

[Guest dynastygal]

Stubble has it's uses...well for me it does. XD

 

It's not something I look for in the opposite sex though.

[Iun]

 

It's not something I look for in the opposite sex though.

 

Amen to that!