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Ok . Synopsis for Haemoglobin

 

Some kind of remote family inbreeding creates a blood ailment that turns family members in to hunchbacked goblins of some sort. I only saw five mins but it involved said goblin man using a branch to brain an old lady in a wheel chair, in front of about five other people who all just ran away from it.

 

Fucking. Awesome.

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I find it's the case with most of them, in being the worst possible thing ever, they end up so far there that they touch on being the most awesome too. Two films both deserving of such descriptions, Total Recall and Big Trouble in Little China. The Golden Child was a little bit similar to Big Trouble, but for me it takes second place. I'll think of some more soon, probably. Or not. Who knows?

 

i actually like those 2 films(well not golden child)

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Tumour (?)

 

A plucky band of young scientists must find a cure for a deadly new strain of cancer. A strain of cancer that makes people explode.

 

Includes the line:

"I've got cancer! Nooooooo!"

And then his head explodes.

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the grinch

leprecaun - its terrible, but hilarious cos its so bad

alien versus predator

 

i agree with all of them especially the grinch.

 

Tumour

 

A plucky band of young scientists must find a cure for a deadly new strain of cancer. A strain of cancer that makes people explode.

 

Includes the line:

"I've got cancer! Nooooooo!"

And then his head explodes.

 

haha sounds like a classic to me

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I enjoy a terrible movie every now and then. As long as its so bad its good.

 

Ninja Terminator:

One of Godfrey Ho's finest. Buy some shit Korean Gangster film. (This one features a bad guy in a blonde wig) make some utterly bizare script. Redub it with said script. And then film some random Ninja scenes involving a Ninja in cameo gear. WINNER. Best scene when the ninjas wife gets attacked by the crabs.

 

Leprechaun (6?) In Da Hood:

I think it was number 6 I honestly cant remember, it was on Zone Horror over Christmas. It featured Ice T and a Leprechaun which is all you need to know.

 

Troll 2:

I dont think I can quantify this film in words. Just watch it.

 

Shark Attack 3:

Everyones aware of this classic now, featuring Captain Jack (torchwood) with some of the most wooden acting ever and featuring some hilarious Shark eating a boat scenes. What more do you want.

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so bad it's good for me is mr and mrs smith. very funny

 

the running man has very funny lines in it too from arney(the king of one-liners)

 

Mr and Mrs Smith is nowhere near so bad its good. A film to be so bad its good it needs production values that would shame a school production. A script written on the back of a box of fags. Actors so desperate for work they'll do anything, but at the same time hoping nobody actualy sees the film. A director who has never seen a film before. A blind editor that fails to notice the actor has changed clothes mid scene or that something crucial in the foreground has swaped sides etc, only then do you approach so bad its good

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How about House of Wax, White Chicks & Revolver?

Revolver? You must be out of your mind. Let me guess... you watched it once, didn't understand what it was about and just gave it up, right?

 

Roads to Perdition

Scarface

You must be insane. Clearly.

 

Surf Nazis Must Die!

Classic!

 

Ok, worst film ever:

Kill Bill Vol. 1.

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Shark Attack 3:

Everyones aware of this classic now, featuring Captain Jack (torchwood) with some of the most wooden acting ever and featuring some hilarious Shark eating a boat scenes. What more do you want.

 

Nice to know he had an established pattern before he arrived in Doctor Who.

 

Why has no-one mentioned Will Ferrel so far?

He's got to be included in a top ten of the worst films ever somewhere.

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Surf Nazis Must Die!

 

So bad it becomes good.

Hell yes. I loved the gun toting Grannie.

Under Siege 2

SHUT YOUR WHORISH MOUTH.

Anyway, my vote goes to Pendragon Pictures War of the Worlds.

It claims to be completely accurate to the book, and for the first half of the film (It's three hours long) it is. It has entirely pointless scenes that were only a scentence long in the book, such as the Narrator going to the train station to buy a paper, but misses out on him wandering through the deserted and ruined streets of London, thinking he's the last man alive and attempting to kill himself. Everything that made the book a classic is gone.

Remember the Thunderchild scene? Man's last hope, the Iron clad Thunderchild faces off against three Tripods to try and let the Steamer full of civilains escape. Man's greatest technological achivement fights the Martians and sarcrifices itself and everyone on board in a last ditch effort to slow them down. This is what it looked like on Jeff Wayne's album cover:

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This is how it looks in the Pendragon film:

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This film was made in 2005.

Pendragon obviously didn't have the money or the talent to make a decent adaptation. I can't believe a group of people could make a film this bad.

Other memorable moments include:

- Scenes obviously shot in daytime have the sky changed on a computer to make it look like it's night time. Except, they don't colour in the whole sky. The horizon and surrounding bits are perfectly bright.

- The fact that the ENTIRE FILM is filmed in a field. Honestly, London is apparently a few shrubs. Not only that, but some bits were obviously filmed in Seattle. The film is supposed to be set in 1898 for christs sake, i'm prety sure Starbucks didn't exist back then.

- Did I mention the Thunderchild scene? Yes? Well it deserves to be mentioned again, it's utterly rancid.

- The narrator looks like Freddy Mercury:

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- Not a problem with the film itself, but to counter all the bad reviews it was getting on Amazon.com, Pendragon employees actually wrote hundreds of positive reviews that were deleted when Amazon realized that all the accounts were from the same IP address.

- All the acting in the film besides the Curate. People looking, pointing and screaming in the most unconvincing manner possible.

- The editing and directing. The film jumps around all over the place, the camera can't stay still for more than 5 seconds and every scene is either far too long (Ten minuites of a man running through a field) or too short (Running up to a Tripod hoping it'll take his life).

- We were told this film had a $42 million budget and that it would have SFX to rival the Matrix. All the money obviously went into the trailer as the full film looks like an ass.

If you really want to know more about this "film" I suggest looking it up on Wikipedia and maybe even buying a copy for a fiver on ebay. It's certainly an experince you'll have to try for yourself.

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Freddie as F.R.O.7...I used to like it but watching it again I realise how bad it actually is.

 

Also one that's bad, but being bad makes it really funny and good

Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I need that on DVD.

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worst movie ever was "Lava", a british movie set in the first notinghil gate carneval, shit as shit! worst movie i have ever seen in my life, and iv seen alot of shit movies!

 

 

now im just angry.

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Worst movie I've seen recently is "Red Road." Some Scottish movie that apparently won 5 bafta's or something. Some woman looks through a lot of CCTV camera's. I fell asleep...twice. It also gave me a headache.

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