Dcubed

Oh wow! They’re not waiting for Switch 2 for the next Splatoon game!?!?

New Splatoon!?!?

60FPS SKYWARD SWORD!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

Why does it have to be the Sigma versions of these games!?!? Goddammit!! Why can’t we have the original/Black versions of NG1&2!?!?

ZYNGA ARE STILL ALIVE!?!? EWWWWWW!!!

Getting REAL Tactic Ogre vibes from this game!

OCTOPATH TRAVELLER 2!!! YES!!! Edit: Triangle Strategy? It’s a Strategy RPG!? Woah!! Didn’t see that one coming! Ooh! A Tactics Ogre style morality system?

Wow! Miitopia is back!!!

AUGUST 27TH FOR NMH3!!!!

MARIO GOLF LOOKS SICK!!!!

Wow!! We’re getting Famicom Detective Club!?!! Amazing!! Legit thought that we’d never see it get an English release!

REX GOT CHROM’D HARDCORE LOOOOOOOOOOL!!

Oh PLEASE bring back the “Directly” gesture!! I need my good old fashioned Direct goodness!

Will be fun to see how wrong these “leaks” are in about an hour

Oh yeah, also this... https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintendo-isnt-interested-in-just-blindly-acquiring-companies-says-president/

Some interesting comments from Furakawa in a new Nikkei interview; regarding Switch’s successor and where the current Switch stands in its lifecycle (potentially hinting at a Switch Pro for the current model?) https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintendos-president-says-switchs-successor-will-need-to-offer-a-new-experience/ This isn’t the first time they’ve hinted at the Switch successor having a crazy new control method... They last hinted at this in one of their shareholder meetings back in 2019... https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/gaming/nintendo-switch-2-controller-games-release-date-specs-features-a8996646.html

Headset looks legit impressive for the money. Ironically, the dual wireless functionality would’ve made it an ideal fit for Switch and its dodgy voice chat! Real shame it doesn’t have a 3.5mm headphone jack...

Here we go!!!

Well, at least you’re true to your name

I ain’t giving my bingo cards away! You’re gonna just have to wait and see my ones later on tonight BTW: Make sure you add a selection of crazies in there too; it’s no fun if you’re guaranteed a bingo

Yes. We haven’t had a proper one since then. We also haven’t had one this long in runtime since E3 2018! GET HYPE!!

BTW... just gonna point out that they name dropped SSBU... So... yeah... not only it is PROPER DIRECT HYPE! (The first proper Direct since September 2019), but it’s also SMASH HYPE too!

50 minutes!?!? That’s basically E3 length!!! Switch Pro time! CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKERS LET’S GO!!!

I’m voting DID, mostly because K.Rool doesn’t just play dress up; he BECOMES the new persona in each game. Let’s face it, King K.Rool is a 100% A-grade idiot. Even his own creator (Gregg Mayles) describes him as being “a bit rubbish” at being a villain! How can someone with the IQ of an already eaten banana have the mental capacity to become a mad scientist who can literally build fully functioning robots, submarines & laboratories with his bare hands and a pile of pots & pans!? That takes more than a simple change of costume! Likewise, he’s a surprisingly capable pirate AND boxer! These two talents have NOTHING to do with each other! I think he literally takes on multiple personas, and the costume is a reflection of what persona he has taken on. For however “a bit rubbish” he is? You can’t deny that this lovable imbecile gets some crazy talent & scientific/technological knowhow from somewhere! (And it ain’t his motley crew of moronic minions!) (also his persistent eye tick is a big hint that something is very not right with him in the head )

https://www.polygon.com/2021/2/15/22279600/six-days-in-fallujah-interview-iraq-war-politics The Ubisoft Defense... really!? For this game of all games!?!?