The Bard

If it precludes him from doing it again, isn't that a good thing?

Come on man, I wasn't even that bad. It was Richard who fucking snorted the line of piri piri spice, and Scott who had the horrendous incontinence issues. I was relatively fly. But yes, rad night overall. The day after we just sat on Nelson's monument at Trafalgar square the entire night and smoked this gnarly hash we bought from some rasta walking down Piccadilly Circus. Avengers was dumb as fuck.

It's cool guys, I kinda felt bad for panhandling anyway

YESSER

I would also love a guest pass if someone would be so obliging as to hook me up .

Oh yeah, this is out soon. I must be the only person more excited for Torchlight 2.

Fun couple of games with @The fish and @MoogleViper. Think I'm getting the hang of some of the maps. Real shame there isn't voip for squads though, cause that would be a great way to coordinate an offensive, whereas now all you get is a bunch of fools bum rushing objectives haphazardly.

Let's make it 8 then, my mums hogging the bandwidth watching reruns of Home and Away.

Whenever mayne, I gotta tell you, I suck. I've not got any map knowledge so I'm constantly beset by motherfuckers coming out of nowhere and sticking a shiv in my colon. I think I'm gonna start up now, join up when you're online. For everyone else, my Origin tag is: Audioserf.

Anyone fancy hitting this up with me tonight?

It's pretty hard dude. I've been obsessing about asking one girl out for the last two months. Instead I end up masturbating and crying into my pillow (not really. to the second part).

I'm game for some co-op, just as soon as my headset arrives in the post.

Those super generous gentlemen over at Relic are putting Company of Heroes on sale with an 80% price markdown. That means the whole game is going for a grand total of £1.39. You all owe it to yourselves. Get on it.

Blue Storm doesn't quite hold up, the lack of viable choices in terms of racers is it's major pratfall. The tracks in Expert mode are still very well designed though (although unnavigable with any character other than Nigel). GX on the other hand, is still one of the finest products Nintendo has ever put out. (I say because I played them both yesterday on a huge nostalgia kick =p)

Well, they're firing muskets, so all he has to do is divert fire to one point, like it showed with him taking that soldier hostage, and in the amount of time it takes to reload, he'll have plenty of time to kill em all.

Welp, the game arrived yesterday and so far, the single player has been diabolically, egregiously CoD-esque, except with a worse, less amusingly crazy story, and much prettier graphics. The multiplayer is amazing, as always, although I've only gotten the chance to play one Rush and one Conquest game. If there's a good sized PC posse on here that play, I think I may have to get a headset/ set up a vent channel Not enjoying it quite as much as Bad Company 2 though, and having to deal with the battlelog website bullshit instead of being able to load a server menu in-game is the worst thing.

I still haven't started the Co-op.

That's fair enough.

I finished it five times. The last time I got that hooked on a single player game was Resident Evil 4. I guess it scratched the same itch; you keep playing and collect currency to upgrade weapons, which has incredible pay off in the game. Eventually though, you can blow through everything with a minimum of effort. The action is anything but generic though. It's one of the few games I can think of that actually rewards locational targeting, and which has actual physical consequences for doing so. The world created in the Sprawl was also far more interesting than the rather industrial monotony of the Ishimura the first time around

Dead Space 2 was incredible, you lying liar.

Excellent, my copy hasn't arrived yet, but it should be here tomorrow or the day after, I'll hit you up online sometime.

I've never had a job. At the age of 23 I think I might actually be unemployable.

Does anyone on here play the game on PC?

Not saying you're a fanboy, but I really found the game to be bland. The 10-20 hours of content is a redundant point since I didn't get more than 15 minutes into it without it evoking an overwhelming sense of existential angst. It's a flight game with arcade sensibilities, so it would really have benefited from some interesting incidental sightscapes, which would only have been helped by the 3D. Instead we got one of the most boring looking games of all time, in which the majority of the gameplay consists of flying through hoops scattered around utterly bland landscapes. I'm very tempted to give Shadow Wars a go, I've heard nothing but good things. Maybe if I can find it cheap somewhere.

Yup, and that's a game I have no reservations about saying is awful. The first thing is the bland Nintendo Mii design which makes the thing a chore to look at, the second is the fact that there isn't very much to do besides fly through checkpoints and engage in banal minigames. Nobody but a pure bred Nintendo apologist could say that game is anything but dull. But then, we are on a Nintendo forum so that type of personality comes with the territory. Rhythm Thief and Pullblox aren't the kind of games I like to play. Then again, the second a new Advance Wars comes out, I'll undoubtedly be glued to the machine for months.