The Bard

Raaaargh!! Have a very metal birthday dude! .

Man, everyone knows Aladdin's the best. Besides, Lion King was a bad rip off of Hamlet

I have a fondness for 2D Disney movies, most notably Aladdin and Hercules.

Man, I feel so sad for that guys parents, it must be morbid to have to live with the thought of it.

Stop making dumb jokes.

It's because it's the first thing in years to offer truly new.

No, it's not, I don't want a crappy point and shoot game. I want something with some depth. UC is clearly not going to have any, seeing as no lightgun game previous actually has. I keep wondering when they're going to announce some new Wii games that I'm actually likely to play.

It gets boring, but yeah, it's a pretty cool game.

Watch for tomorrows headline: "18 year old kills self in protestation against stupid people, jackasses, ignorant fuckwits, oh, and Hugh Jackman." See if you can spot someone you know.

Please tell me that did not actually happen. Please.

I bet Microsoft could buy a release on 360. Would be great, totally piss on PS3's ....er parade?

Bon Jovi. Reading those words are enough to induce a heaving mortal nausea. Absolutely one of the bands in the world that I would have put down. Old testament style. I'm not even going to dignify them with a rating, seeing as that would imply that they're actually worth something. Kalmah

They're...er...my favourite band. Without a doubt one of the best albums ever made: Alive Or Just Breathing. Listen. Love it. I love that album so much, I want to have sex with it.

I've got some iron on's Stef, but they're not too great. I want to get it done professionally. Was it? I didn't know that. That's pretty awesome. A sequel to FEAR? That would be holy awesomeness. There's not really anything they can improve on though, except the locations. Maybe.

Yeah, songs like "One" and "Fade To Black." But there are many songs that are emotional to me, not because of the words or whatever, but just because of the effect of the music. Everything by Yasunori Mitsuda. Also: I can go the distance! Awesome song from Hercules

Played Resistance today. It's not actually a bad game from what I can see, but the PS3 controller fucks it up badstyle. Some mega awesome weapons.

I really need to know how I can get this printed on a tshirt: And before you get all crazy on my ass, Gears of War is a Megadeth song

C'mon baby! The trains at home on the rails .

You mean those armoured troopers? Is the demo on normal difficulty? Yeah, they never go quietly...but trust me, there are bigger things . I reccommend starting it on Hard mode if you really want a challenge.

Train is everyones fave. He's an awesome guy

I'm really starting to get good at this. It's really frustrating when you just get the game and suck so bad you get killed straight away. My proudest achievement has to be taking out the whole of the other team on escalation with the sniper rifle on a ranked match. Also, my favourite COG is Baird. Such a funny character.

As of today, FEAR on Hard mode. Extreme, here I come.

Hehe. Caris fuhnnay.

Yeah. I'm really hoping they make the Street Fighter Anniversary Edition backwards compatible. My life will be complete.

[nerd]Tickets to Adenoside Triphosphate...? WTF? [/nerd]