The Bard

The pre school depression is kicking in. I want to die.

Man, some of the achievements in FEAR are impossible. Complete the game without dying. Win 1000 online ranked deathmatches. Damn.

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. How can you not consider the resolution? The difference is night and day. Stick on a game like FEAR or Gears on 720p and tell me that with a straight face. Unbelievable.

I think the difference between Cube and PS2 was much smaller than the difference between Wii and 360 mate.

So....any news on who's gonna be up for writing some articles?

That's because I've completed the game at least 9 times, and gotten everything. I don't want to work through that all again, just for a new control scheme, because I've got other, new games to play aswell. I'd much rather transfer my file, play through the game with the Wiimote once, do the extra missions, and be done with it.

Same here dude. Every time I had nothing to do, I thought, fuck it, let's play RE4 again. I don't know how I feel about the Wii version though. If I can transfer my GC save file then I will most definately get it. If I can't, then I won't.

In the space of a Week I got 5 360 games: Gears FEAR Prey R6: V and unfortunately, the hugely crap Far Cry Instincts Predator. The rest are amazing though. Except for the fact that I haven't actually opened R6: V yet.

I have a fear of open doors.

Bah. I've been listeng to Lamb of God all day. Ain't nothing that compares to "As The Palaces Burn."

I haven't seen the latest one on account of being away at friends' all easter, but I will. The first 14 episodes have been absolutely a return to form: the greatest sitcom there ever has been or will be. The only episode that I thought wasn't all that was "My Night To Remeber"...but it's totally saved by JD's line "I keep playing them over in my head like a bad sitcom that's too lazy to come up with a fresh story." So yeah, so far, I like it better than seasons 4 and 5. Here's hopin the rest are up to scratch.

Oh man, I'm an fps nut, and I've never played anything so ridiculously amazing. Seriously, the game is made for me. And you never run into any racist arseholes online. It's a challenge on hard mode, and the sheer demented joy of inspecting people you've nailed to the wall with the penetrator is just immense. I like it better than even Half Life 2 and Halo. I've had it for about 4 days and it's already one of my top 20 favourite games. I can't believe noone on here plays it frequently, or at all. I'm quite near the end I think, trying to find Harman Wade's office. Gonna do it on extreme right after .

What the bare, FEAR = officially the best FPS of all time. Fact.

Haha, one day after me, nice one bro! Have an awesome day!

Nah, Dannny Tim's just a foookun pretty boy :p.

Haha, oh man, words fail to describe my love for yuou all (and I really mean that!), and my effort in typing this post tODAY was brilliant, thanks for all your bday wishes , I'll be sure to reply whern I',m totally sober Love, Bard.

Aww, cheers guys ... Hehe...I still have nightmares about that, Flinky . Love you all .

Pretty decent, or used to be. They suck now though. Dio.

Answer: Yes. I have both, so I win.

Seemed great when I tried it out at a mates . Maybe I'll give it a miss... hurry up and make the anniversary edition backwards compatible you incompetent *****! *shakes fist*.

Wow. England just got shat on. Hurrah .

Hey mind if me and my mate join in guys?

Downloaded a shitload of demos. I think I'm gonna get Prey and Street Fighter. Why the fuck don't they make The Anniversary Edition backwards compatible? Fucks sake. I am loving mah 360. Up the ass.

Hehe, It's pretty hard on hard mode, and pretty scary too. It doesn't have a co-op mode though.

Fear > Gears of War. In the face. Twice.