The Bard

Does anyone wanna play some gears today? I'm in the mood for a massive ass match. Anyone up for it?

My results: Paranoid: High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: High Narcissistic: Very High Avoidant: Very High Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: High Thats insane. I didn't get anything on low, except dependant. I must have one fucked up personality.

I could be harsh and say it's cause you're crap in the sack, but I know from experience that's not true . Also, I agree with Rummy, don't be her little bitch boy dude.

thebenmaster, pretty good friends with him I suppose, although I also hate him, cause he's the only guy that can match my gaming skillz .

Me and Stevkov are such an awesome team on Gears . We wiped out the whole other team by ourselves at the mansion quite a lot of times . High five!

That was really really fun! I got a hell of a lot of kills, but I got totally messed up on rooftops cause I've never been there before . Should do it again sometime .

If you save me a place I'll be there in half an hour!

Nah mate, I've seen your achievements on that game, you'd kick all our asses If anyone wants a game, I'll be on at 11 like.

Nah, I just ended it cause one of the guys that joined had a mega lame connection, and I'd been playing for 3 hours anyway, cba. My connections only like 180kbps though, so that might be the problem?

Tonight is Gears night, so I'm gonna be online, if you come online on Gears, I'll set up a match, and we'll get it on.

Fuck yes. I had it on GBA. It kicks so much ass.

Sonic, dude, that's the most pimpin face ever. Haha, I love it.

If it's just sex, then there's no point in worrying, fuck her plenty, but if you're already quite close to her, and she's a good friend, then you may want to reconsider.

Oh cool. That was everyone wins .

Oh fuck off, does this mean that we're not going to see shit like FEAR on 360 anymore? I didn't know Monolith were owned by Namco...damn it all.

If you wanna pay like 60 quid for a bigger hard drive that you won't really ever need, then sure.

Why do you hate me when I give you nothing but love

Wasn't Talking heads a series of short stories by Alan Bennett? o_0. Pretty awesome from what I remember.

I'd give that a huge yes. The full game is a hell of a lot better. The only thing about the game that I don't like is the online lobbys, you can't just stay there and chill with some peeps, it throws you out into the main menu after every match.

Man, maybe even a year ago, you would have bitch slapped me for that . I think Jordans going soft!

I, well, I suppose I could riff a list of things I care as little about as the Excite Truck thread and the opinions of anyone that posts there, Let's see: low-carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah and all Kabbalah related products, high definition TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.,' the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans; the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff the Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, the red states, the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, and everything that exists, past, present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh...and Hugh Jackman. As for other games that are similar and shit all over Excite Truck; Motorstorm, Excitebike 64, Burnout (all of them) Crazy Taxi. Excite Truck is not really a good game. There isn't much to it.

There are a lot of games like Excite Truck, and a fuckload better than it aswell. Excite Truck was fun for like the first day, then it got boring as fuck.

Oh, my fucking god. What kind of disturbed wierdo would actually want to talk about this with other people?

Hahaha, Penis. Such a funnay word

Set me back 100 quid altogether.