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Ok Magnus - it's time you came out the closet. This is all too comfortable for you. It's ok. We don't judge. :p But if you could keep the gay erotica coming and maybe just change the names (it's too weird), I'd appreciate it.

You would be the obvious choice to write such a novel. But more importantly how the fuck do you know my name

This is pretty much what's needed yeah. Write some erotica Magnus! New creative gallery thread!! :p

We have an Olympic event going on in work at the min. Each team on the floor is a different country (we're China) and we have different events each week to participate in for medals / alcoholic goodies / chocolate munch. Today was hoola hooping. Being the skinniest member of the team I was volunteered despite a heavy protest as I haven't hoola hooped since I was a kid. Anyway much to my surprise I was amazing and managed 6 minutes of pure hoola hoop action! Something like this: ... minus the singing.

Well all the things you mention are touched upon in the book. Book 1 even! So imagine my disappointment when NONE of it happens. Why isn't he making her hold her breath as he pisses all over her whilst she uses some form of toy? Haha how gross. But you see what I'm saying here. If you're gonna write filth, write FILTH!

App for your phone. Or the clasp of the band is also a USB which plugs into your computer and sucks all the data out so you can monitor your days / weeks / months / year! You also set it via that too I believe.

Well it is definitely an easy read. And I think that's why so many people are picking it up and enjoying it! Ha. But I think people who do read very little who think this is well written are confusing it with it being easily read. Just because you don't struggle to fly through it doesn't mean it is a well written book. It's quite the opposite! Hahaha. It wasn't kinky enough Magnus, seriously! At first it was pretty racey but then it became him teasing her with fingers / tongue. Her 'pleading' with him to sort her out. Him finally giving in and telling her she was 'so ready' judging by her saturated state. Then her 'falling apart around him' as they crashed into a heap together. So there ya's go. Anyone wanting to read it - it's all pretty much there above. You can't tell me that's real kink haha.

Yup I read them. In all honesty they are quite poorly written. The story in itself is ok-ish. You want to know what's going to happen between them and whether she is going to be converted to his very kinky ways. Book 2 is the best story wise but by the third I honestly couldn't care less. It was too samey. The kink was a shock at first with all the detail, but it never varied. They were having the same sex in book 3 that they were having in book 1. I expected him to totally destroy her every chapter but it just didn't happen. Lol. And that's not coz I'm a dirty bastard it's coz that's how it's virtually selling itself. But it is very boring after the initial scene. It's worth a read if you like the boy meets girl style books. It obviously has a bit of a twist with the filth but it's nothing like it should have been for a book with a lot of kinky promise haha. I have never read an erotic book in my life before 50 Shades but I wouldn't class that as particularly erotic really. It's trash with a bit of filth. But women love it

What @Magnus said. :p Yeah basically you tell it how much you want to do in a day and it converts your movement / exercise / physical activity into 'Nike Fuel'. There's 20 LED dots on the band and it starts with 1 being lit in red and then the more you do, the fuel gauge fills and goes from red to orange to yellow to green. Until you reach your goal. It's basically a motivation tool more than anything as it's for people like me who are in the gym - feel like they have had enough but the band is showing you're, say, only a couple of fuel points off your target. Rather than just leave, it should be the motivation to push you to reach the target whether it be an extra couple of weight lifts or 10 minutes on the rowing machine etc. If you're really active then it's pointless as you know you are doing loads of exercise. But if you're like me (play tennis 3 times a week and want to get into a gym / home routine on the days I'm not playing) then it's perfect. Just waiting for it to arrive!

Nike+ Fuel Band ICE Time to get fitter!

I've gotta say the more time I have spent with the XL the more I am disappointed. The screen is the size it should be - but the lack of resolution change does make everything look a little 'off'. Even the menu's have become slightly jagged and though it's something I have found myself getting used to, it is still a little disappointing. The biggest thing for me is just how cheap this thing feels. Like it really is not a nice console to hold. The Vita looks and feels great in comparison. I know they are not really comparable but in terms of hand held devices and build quality the 3ds XL feels like a toy. I had really high hopes for it but I almost regret the trade. My own fault of course - I shoulda gone and had a proper play on one but I honestly thought the changes in the XL would be positive. Turns out the biggest things that were changed (screen size, start, home and select buttons, and the dodgy hinge) are the things that have turned out to be the biggest disappointments. For me, that is.

Why cruel world?!! The white is beauts.

Had no games on my 3ds and saves are stored to the game cartridge so there was nothing of note to transfer over for me.

3DS XL

So I made an early morning visit to my local GAME this morning and traded in my old 3ds for a SILVER 3dsXL. 3 other guys in the store were doing the same thing lol - the shop had only just opened as well! Had a very brief play. Biggest yay for me is the screen being white and crisp. Nintendo have a habit of placing great screens in their consoles - and then as the other colours and special editions come, they must use different or cheaper parts (maybe even different manufacturers) and the screen takes on a yellow tinge. It looks really dull. Nintendo seem to have done this since the DS days as I went through loads of special editions of them (like to collect :p) and it always seemed to be that the screens were yellow compared to the original batch. Anyway, my ice white 3ds that I bought when it came out last year bundled with SM3DL also suffered the yellow tinge - which when compared to my mates black original 3ds - looked terrible! All is well with my XL then, as the screen is much crisper than my now traded in white console! Love the screens - 3d seems to move out of eye shot a bit more I have found - maybe it's just something I need to get used to. Like @RedShell I'm not enjoying the screen click and viewing angles offered up on this rendition of the 3ds. It's great that the screen doesn't wobble anymore, but it isn't a smooth open and close mechanic which frustrates me somewhat! :P I am not crazy on the look of the console - it's 'nice'. I would have much much much preferred a glossy lid and matte inside - but that's just me. Or that all white one those lucky Japanese are getting! I am not a fan at all of the new 'Home' 'Start' and 'Select' buttons. They look easier to press - but they're not! The console also feels a little cheap. I sound like I'm hating on the system lol. I'm not - I'm just pointing out what I like and dislike thus far. The good far outweighs the bad however, and the fact I no longer have to wipe smudgy paw prints off my glistening console is a big plus! Throw in a much sterdier feeling console (if a little plasticky) those HUGE amazingly white screens and a stylus that is now easier to get out (lol) and you have one pleased Nintendo fan. Definitely glad I made the upgrade, also glad that I utilised GAME's trade in which was a good offer for those who didn't want to have to sell their previous 3ds etc. Now to play some games! Will report back once I've had some time with them!

Not even gonna try and deny it... :p

Good purchase Daft. I'm the same - since I got mine for Christmas I haven't stopped reading! It just makes books so much more accessible - and it's made me read stuff I'd never normally dream of picking up in a book shop.

I agree that was total HORSE shit. I never knew that using that stupid gold suit ruined any chance of the perfect save file either otherwise I'd have persevered.

And to replace my lost copy: Coz it's one of my favourite albums ever. : peace:

No worries! Didn't know you went for the blue?! Can't wait to get one now!

I think silver is the way forward for me too ya know! Blue and red are both nice but I think silver works better with the black. You decided what colour you're going for?!

Love No Doubt and can't get this out of my head!! Nelly Furtado's follow up to the awful Big Hoops is a great track. There is an official video but the below lyric video fits the song much better and is truly inspirational.

Thank the Lord. That was my one and only issue with SM3dL.

Here is a good vid that shows the blue console off really well for those who still can't decide. Like me

Hahaha the above pic actually did make me lol. Brilliant haha. : peace: