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I actually thought that Gavin was you for a second. But now that you mention it, that statue does look a bit like you. Except it's prettier, of course.

I didn't care much about the rest of your post, but I agree with this part.

This picture was so confusing. For a second there, I thought you were looking unusually manly, Eddie. Sorry, Gavin! I recognized you eventually!

Happy birthday, Dan Dare Happy birthday, Dan Dare Happy birthday, Dan Phillips Happy birthday, Dan Dare Hellfire, not so much.

I'd hit him so hard the mustache falls off.

I'm sure that Nintendo will find some way to make DLC on the Wii U really annoying. Like the timed, already-on-the-cartridge DLC on the DS, only worse.

I'd hit it. So would Eevil, apparently.

I like how Ine took time out of her busy schedule of being on vacation in Spain to brag about how she won a competition to go to a Zelda concert. Not that I'm jealous or anything.

Xenoblade Chronicles. Skyward Sword, unsurprisingly. Why not? Because it's boring, that's why. Probably. Not me, though.

It's hard to judge the quality of the print from a picture, but they seem to look good. Too bad they arrived after you needed them.

What's wrong with this? She's almost kind of pretty. Or... um... he? It is kind of pretty.

You weren't disagreeing with me when I suggested you should have a threesome with Dyson and his girlfriend. Hypocrite.

Stop disagreeing with me, Eddie! This is why nobody likes you. Because you disagree with me.

We had that on a forum I used to post on. In five years, maybe three-four new members actually took advantage of it. It was a ghost town.

Devil's three way!

You say that like you wouldn't sleep with him if you had the opportunity. Bob could watch.

Can't they be both?

I agree with Peeps - force Bob to join the forum (use sex if you have to). If everyone forced their girlfriends to join, we'd have a much healthier female population. Though it makes for messy breakups.

Peeps' birthday. But he called you Rokhed, so I guess you're even.

I was wondering why you hadn't been posting just the other day. I'm sure one or two other people missed you too. I'm lying. I'm all you have in this world, Dyson.

I chuckled at panel four. I'm apparently twelve years old.

Oh hey, it's a new Splinter Cell! Or a new Batman game or whatever. Okay, that was needlessly negative. Hopefully it's the first mission, and the rest of the game relies much more heavily on the things that made the last couple of Hitman games so great. Hopefully. (I didn't watch the entire video, so I may have missed the really awesome parts.)

Okay, yeah, that was pretty intense.

I think we should have permission to read other people's PMs. Mine would stay private, of course.