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Xenoblade Chronicles. Skyward Sword, unsurprisingly. Why not? Because it's boring, that's why. Probably. Not me, though.

It's hard to judge the quality of the print from a picture, but they seem to look good. Too bad they arrived after you needed them.

What's wrong with this? She's almost kind of pretty. Or... um... he? It is kind of pretty.

You weren't disagreeing with me when I suggested you should have a threesome with Dyson and his girlfriend. Hypocrite.

Stop disagreeing with me, Eddie! This is why nobody likes you. Because you disagree with me.

We had that on a forum I used to post on. In five years, maybe three-four new members actually took advantage of it. It was a ghost town.

Devil's three way!

You say that like you wouldn't sleep with him if you had the opportunity. Bob could watch.

Can't they be both?

I agree with Peeps - force Bob to join the forum (use sex if you have to). If everyone forced their girlfriends to join, we'd have a much healthier female population. Though it makes for messy breakups.

Peeps' birthday. But he called you Rokhed, so I guess you're even.

I was wondering why you hadn't been posting just the other day. I'm sure one or two other people missed you too. I'm lying. I'm all you have in this world, Dyson.

I chuckled at panel four. I'm apparently twelve years old.

Oh hey, it's a new Splinter Cell! Or a new Batman game or whatever. Okay, that was needlessly negative. Hopefully it's the first mission, and the rest of the game relies much more heavily on the things that made the last couple of Hitman games so great. Hopefully. (I didn't watch the entire video, so I may have missed the really awesome parts.)

Okay, yeah, that was pretty intense.

I think we should have permission to read other people's PMs. Mine would stay private, of course.

People also think that making lists where they rank games from widely different genres is worthwhile, so what can you do?

You should have played with your girlfriend instead. She wouldn't have abandoned you after three hours. Well, I'm assuming.

You're never going to feel the same awe again, because you're not twelve anymore. Of course, you still shouldn't watch the video. I watched the first hour of The Wind Waker back in the day because I was so hyped for the game. All it did was ruin the first hour of the game for me.

How do you manage to break your finger masturbating?

Now there's a feature I want. It would hopefully prevent people from talking about me behind my back. It would have to be automatic, of course.

For those wondering, The Simpsons has officially been renewed for two more seasons. The IGN article has been updated too. Twenty-five seasons seems like a good number to end on to me.

That was very educational. And a bit weird, but I guess that was to be expected.

Well, the article Ashley linked to in the first post had a link to another article on the same site where an anonymous source claimed that next season would definitely be the last. And, two paragraphs later, another anonymous source claimed that next season would definitely not be the last. It wasn't a very good article.