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Just tell him you have a headache.

This bump is useless without pictures.

You probably shouldn't venture into the chat room, then. Diageo spoils indiscriminately. He doesn't really. You could always quit your job and ask them to rehire you after you've finished the game. I'm sure they'd understand. It is Zelda, after all.

You'll all be happy to know that I have finished Skyward Sword. Sadly, Diageo hasn't, so he's not being very talkative. It's okay, Diageo. I begrudgingly accept your existence anyway!

I liked the little cat sanctuary in Skyloft. There didn't seem to be a point to it - just a bunch of cats relaxing in a flowerbed. I thought that was cute.

It was an ironic statement on Serebii's lack of game.

Do I get to choose what we compete in? Because then I choose picking up girls.

Great, Cube. The one thing Serebii was the best at, and you had to go and take it away from him.

Time since Serebii couldn't get it up: 1790 days

We should just rename this thread Time since Serebii last had sex: 1802 days and update it accordingly.

I'm so glad you said that. I thought it was just me.

Those will look great on you.

If you're not a fan of the genre, I'm not sure anyone can really recommend anything you'd like.

Remind me not to enter the chat room again until after I've finished Skyward Sword.

This game is (not) better than [previous Zelda game(s)].

I always play Uncharted on the easiest difficulty setting, thank you very much. Didn't even get a trophy when I finished Uncharted 3.

Cube took the exaggerated reaction right out of my mouth.

Is it just me, or does anyone else get the impression that Eddie gets chatted up a lot? :p Maybe if you'd asked her out, you'd found out that she takes her cat with her everywhere.

I was going to make some sort of Nazi-Europe joke, but it just seemed inappropriate. :p

Nintendo of Europe seems a bit more... German than usual.

Ugh, nobody use the chat room while I'm playing Skyward Sword. Nobody cool, at least. Diageo can still use it. Maybe that's where she thought she was. Or maybe she just signs into random chat rooms to pick up guys. I MUST FIND HER AGAIN.

Just keep going the way you've been going, and maybe you'll luck out and become a rich widower yourself.