You probably shouldn't venture into the chat room, then. Diageo spoils indiscriminately.
He doesn't really.
You could always quit your job and ask them to rehire you after you've finished the game. I'm sure they'd understand.
It is Zelda, after all.
You'll all be happy to know that I have finished Skyward Sword.
Sadly, Diageo hasn't, so he's not being very talkative.
It's okay, Diageo. I begrudgingly accept your existence anyway!
I liked the little cat sanctuary in Skyloft. There didn't seem to be a point to it - just a bunch of cats relaxing in a flowerbed.
I thought that was cute.