jayseven

et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. If you're not going to play along nicely, then get out of my thread!

well y'know, everyone else in the game has the same predicament. just hold it next to your face :P If people are having problems then I may negate this rule. No, YOU'RE bullshit

My interpretation of EEvil's picture is; that it does not count, of course! Be sure to recheck the list up there, as I've listed Ollie's submission too. The points will change in accordance to the number of players, so don't worry 'bout that. Moogle - I may well give an extra point for each photo done that way :P But remember teh face! And Ellmeister - no :P

so noone else wants to be in our tribe then? :/ I'm going to invite all of you on the list and that way you can make up your own minds :P

Thank you Ellmeister. You are now winning with a point. The Lists. I'm judging the entries, so relax :P You may notice some of these objects are impossible to get in the literal sense... so it's all about interpretation. If you want, I can PM you with your own individual list. But then, you could just copy/paste the enture thing below into notepad and the five lines under your name... :P Bluey - a microbe. - a caveman. - bluey - people having a BBQ - a pink N64 console Dyson - A half-pint of beer - A kazoo - Guitar Hero controller - Sonic the Hedgehog - Five screwdrivers Eevilmurray - A pint of b33r. - Traffic cone. - Police officer. - A car that has been clamped. - A shiny holo rare card from the Team Rocket Pokémon TCG set. Ellmeister - a drunk person - something purple and orange - something chinese orientated - something with 5 legs - a man dressed up as a badger Letty - bubbles - blue nail polish - REZ - ps2 version - page 23 from a newspaper - Co-op brand Blackcurrant Yu Lade McPhee - A red animal - A bloke in fancy dress - A 10p packet of Space Raiders - Someone with purple or green hair - A monk Ollie - A yellow bird - Mario kart arcade GP - A chav - A lamborghini - A vegetable that isn't green Strider/Moogle - Somebody riding a moped/motorcycle - A smashed/broken/crashed car - A child's bicycle - A seagul/gull - An ice cream cone (whippy) Remember not to take pictures of the five BISHes you submitted. AND YOU MUST BE DISTINGUISHABLE IN THE PICTURE. BONUSES 1. If you can get a picture with all five of the below, and your own mug, then you shall be awarded some MEGA POINTZ. Twenty? Maybe more! - Strangers Kissing - Something Purple and Wobbly - A sticky stick - ten empty 2-litre cider bottles - a cloud. 2. For every picture of you imitating the pose of a statue, also in shot, I will award you ten whopping points. Big points chance here. 3. Obviously any mega-cool photos of dedications, shrines or general love for jayseven will get some pointage. Ahem :P more bonuses might be added. I dunno. GO... please?

Points will be rewarded on a sliding-scale system. The BISHes least photographed will be worth more points. So, if someone says "take a picture of yourself" and everyone does, then it will be worth less than a BISH of "an eight-foot man" which one person photos. I'm in the process of editing the first post to include the lists and finalised points rules. Just let me know if nothing is clear... I don't get how you can't think of five things. I mean, any five things?! Well I'm the judge, so if someone is pictured hugging a replica moon, I will deem it alright Ok so the game is starting today. The first post will be edited imminently, and i'll post a duplicate straight after this one (if someone is willing to prevent a double-post automerge for me please...) and then it'll start.

so noone here watches Armstrong & Miller? They have a hugely inapropriate dentist sketch every week.

I only allow mad love to those who have read my story. Villan, moogle, even dante; my babies are yours. The rest of you will have to work harder.

i appear to be 4th.. not bad as I think I was the last out of everyone to join

it's a bit weird how the 'related' videos are "girls gone crazy and dance", "after school local park horror", "amy winehouse there hope?", "jerk of the year award" and two "hot girls undress for you on camera". Nice one!

Ok, a slight unlawful bumpage; but I'll be commencing the game tomorrow, when I wake up (around midday?) and thought I'd do one last angling for any more prospective players. It's not going to be a dreafully serious game. If you think it looks a laugh after it's started, feel free to PM me if you still want to play, you might well be able to.

so the salt was a lie?

DAY SO FAR. Woke up, overslept alarm by 45 mins, rushed straight out, got to uni, had lecture/seminar on feminism and all it's anality. I was the only guy in the seminar so I was expected to know all about the stereotyping of these poor women. Oxymorons, the lot of 'em. Got home and thought I'd lost my hearing aid. Website said i'd probably have to contribute to a replacement... they're like a grand each... then chris found it half an hour later! WOO! Day to come involves.. pizza hut, a movie and some hair of the dog! I suppose I should eat, too. Where's my woman! the kitchen is empty without one!

This is the first thread to have made me laugh outloud in aaages. Drunken times ftw!

Bizarre featured the guy over a year ago. Really can't beat that mag for being way ahead of the rest of the media.

The bubble points. Aside from that, I couldn't really find any info on the weight. I think if you think about it, the mass might alter but the weight will stay the same, like if you have 500ml of water and pour in 50g of salt and stir. The weight stays the same because the salt molecules fit in between the water ones. I guess the carbon molecules fit in between the coke ones in a similar way? EDIT: For Eenuh; the origins of coke and the involvement of cocaine! It says coke was "promoted as a patent medicine..."

Is referrals a good thing then? What? Eh?

Preferably you have your own face in the picture for proof. If it's just your hand, write "jayseven owns my babies" on it or something...

depends on what part you're licking tbh.. Back of your own head? Pure win.

Ok. If someone takes a picture of THAT, then they get twenty points. No shit.

I did leave for all those reasons :P Came back after about a year because they all fell apart, lolz. So tell me buddy, you got a camera? :P

you don't have to take a picture of it all at once! I listed five seperate examples :P Yo! Yeah I'm still here :P I was here under the guise "emo" for a while though. Good to see your name again!

tisk :P Those excuses are lame. Lend your camera to Coolness then :P It's all about interpretation. I could say "depression" and you could take a picture of you being sad, or some emo kid, or jump in your time machine and go to 1920's mid-western america, or 1980'd argentina or whatever :P

lols :P that'll be my fault. I'll fix it!

Ok, i sent you guys an invitation. Moogle's already in