jayseven

if you could shake up the world and redistribute everyone so that we al lived in a block of people we could be friends with... then the world would be a better place! I know that there are people out there just DYING to be my friend, thing is I can't find them without a sims-esque floating user info bar above their heads. Curses, cruel world!

wahey to the two of you. Darnsnowman: Always Remember The Pact. *does secret handshake, winks, walks off...*

aye, Rummy's changed one of his - it's now five spanners of different sizes instead of the duplicate rubix cube! Thanks mate!

I guess that depends on your idea of "completely equal"; there were people fighting for the equal treatment of black people over two hundred years ago, so it's not an ideology that just sprouted one day I think it's always worth bearing in mind that when you say "everyone", you're generalising. I'm sure there were people back when Churchill said this that disagreed with what he said because they disagreed with any such 'common' perception there was. Pobody's nerfect, ho ho ho...

it's racist to say that that's all they are :P they're not animals, you know. Their creed has been fucked up by the comparatively rapid appearance of technology, drugs, and in particular alcohol that threw their old tribal order of things into disarray. They might be aggressive towards people like you and I because they associate us with other white people who have mistrusted and abused them in one form or another. I've been to sydney, and for sure that's not exactly bushland, but I met a fair few aborigines and they were awesome. If they have the capacity to be normal people, then they all do, and I think it's wrong of you to go round believing and even spreading the idea that they're primitive.

very nice I managed to find a few more things 'round the flat. Was going to do some outside ones today, but will save them for tomorrow. Conzer - A sticker that says "rides" in red ^ Made it from those play.com receipts you get :P Dyson - a picture of someone taking a picture for the BISH game I like this challenge :P Wanted to take a picture of me in the foreground, with shorty doing a BISH in the background though. Haggis -Two Ducks These are two LUCKY DUCKS! Haggis - Zach Braff Me and my buddy! Real grin, n'all. Rummy - Two colours from four for clothing Dodgy one this... Shoe, and it's brown with green paint on it and yellow-orangey logo? :S Twozzok - Purple I was holding a liquitab in between my front teeth, and then i realised they dissolve in water, and i was getting a funny taste in my mouth...

Well, one point is that he clearly states in this quite that the western white man is a stronger, higher-grade race. Perhaps you can argue what he means; economically? Technologically? He is probably reflecting on the 'end' result of the population of the white man in the americas and australia. He'd probably argue that we've put the land and it's resources to better use than the natives. But he is saying that they are weaker and a lower grade race. There's no way of inferring from that quote whether he'd not eat at the same table as a black man, or if he'd spit on a native american... I guess it boils down to what your definition of racist is :P

yeah sort of :P being drunk and watching it with adrunk physicist and a drunk mathematician most certainly helped, though... I'd give you a run-down (i think I rated it in this thread anyway? Fat chance of finding it, I guess) but I've just forgotten most of the film, as it happens!

pics of superman lunchbox plz. *brushes up on spelling*

My songs of the 'moment', both ol' chili pepper songs I'd completely forgotten about. I look like you I feel the same You don't even know my name I got this tied up to my cell Well everybody's gone to the everybody shell Are you coming through, do you want me to, take your body It would be so cool, to be cool with you, I said lordy lordy ~Bunker Hill. n the name of it's for you I Bought it all and it's all untrue I Know, i'm a little slow Desparate and it shows In the name of spending street Burning bush and a busted knee you Stole, all the rain and snow Who will be my Eskimo It's what I wanna know It's time to under go Somewhere in Mexico I'm making room for you A Simple Point of view Someone too deeper to Aw Searching for an eskimo Searching and I wanna know, someone, like you What did they say Desperate and I gotta go Searching for an eskimo, someone, like you In the name of Jesus Christ I Sold my son and I named my price I Sold, just a little love Who will be my eskimo That's what I wanna know Before I under go Somewhere in Mexico I making room for you A Simple point of view Someone too deeper to Ooooooh aw Searching for an eskimo Searching and I wanna know, someone, like you Hey hey hey Desperate and I gotta go Searching for an eskimo, someone, like you In the name of Oscar Wilde I Saw the mess and I saw he smiled I Go, toe to toe in the whole, world to find and eskimo ~Eskimo. ha, as if anyone's going to read them!

Yeah i can understand that. There's a lot of people whose highest skill levels are like 25+, but are currently 3-6. I'm on 7 at the moment; i won my first 2 rated games then pretty much constantly stuck 3rd or 4th, unless it's a new map - then I come 2nd to last :P Haden; legendary co-op tomorroow!

*cough* made the thread already *cough*

Ok I got one top-secret reference! Do you want a petting zoo, or a russian roulette booth? A cake with your face on? GOD I DON'T KNOW. Too hard.

yup :P ok so it was on co-op - but SPLITSCREEN TOO.

It's Ashley's birthday! Sorry dude, I couldn't think of any birthday-related quotes I wanted to be the one to make the thread. Maybe I'll post again later... Have a good one!

I just got the colonel rank today \o/ I've just been playing on lone wolves, and finding it real hard :P Will try out the other types of games tomorrow, though! My rating is still on three stars... everyone I've played has 5. Am I just not making enough of an impact to get a better rating or something? Anyway, yeah, I think I said it before; I'll be up for playing this sunday. Is there anything in particular I'll be needing to do in order to play?

pfft.. took 4 of you to do it?! roffles.

Good going Letty :P But don't think we boys are going to let you girls win easy this time...

.. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE WITH THE INFRACTIONS AND SHIT LOLOLOL...

Reggae Reggae Sauce, Spicy Thai Sauce, and a Nando's Peri-Peri marinade. I just made a purchase especially for a re-shoot if they're not good enough MadDogUK - Card tower, 3 cards high ... I saw Shorty do his tower in probably half the time that I spent trying earlier, so I tried again, but with a new approach...

yeah I just got some of the easier ones, admittedly. Got a four-day weekend, and will be grabbing as many as I can tomorrow. The competition better be fierce :P I want to see your ransom notes!

Aight. I've been trying to do a card house in various ways so far. Done two 'floors' so far. Will do better! Come up with a few ideas for a few of the ones I'm submitting this post, so if any aren't acceptable I can get better pics :P Thirtynine. - A Steel Bin Thirtynine. - A hole Thirtynine. - N-Europe Twozzok - Tall! Twozzok - Small Twozzok - Spicy ... I can do a better interpretation if you like. These are a bunch of spicy sauces and stuff... Twozzok - Pink This is strawberry milkshake with pink marshmallows, and a pink mousetache!!!11!3 Shorty - post-it note face! .. Was going to try and sneak this in for the child-doing-peace... but it's not a child! LOLLELR! We cool? I have other pictures that I could enter in this competition, but I'm going to go and get some new ones instead! Wowsers!

Here's my useless information of the day! Completely not hungover, I listened to an hour-long lecture on slavery and romanticism, followed by 4 hours of looking mega-cool smoking and reading in the freeezing cold, then an hour of my comments being ignored by my peers in group-work before they stealzor'd them for their own personal, gay gains. Thankfully a fire alarm shut them the fuck up, and before they could say "help! I'm really, really stupid and I suck leaves" I was already most of the way down the 10 flights of stairs, cigarette docking in my mouth, moistened closed and awaiting the spark of TRUTH. Unfortunately it had to settle for the sizzle of a lighter, for my coolio zippo's out of flint. But hey, a walk home punctuated with wolfmother, mewithoutYou and ocean colour scene, foregrounded by a fire engine's conveniant occurance in which I was aided to cross a hectic road massively faster than usual. Thank you, detritus peons of university! You helped me get home that much faster. Coming up next; four days of BISH hunting, poem reading and Dickens HATING, spiced up with the ever-useful vials of alcohol in gin form. Greetings!

Let me be first to say: I'm Winning! Thirtynine. A solved rubix cube ... I've just realised that Rummy has the same BISH listed... He did send me a few more BISH ideas, so I'll ask him now; Rummy dude, care to PM me a new BISH asap, of whatever you like? EDIT: Yeah, I know, I need a shave :/

Alrighty, It's time for the second phase of operation planet-takeover. Below are the lists and their respected owners. I cannot be arsed to list the individuals taking part just yet. I wrote this last night so it might not all make sense... so yeah! GO!! Rules You must be in the pictures yourself preferably FACE. If for sake of the picture you can only manage to put your hand in frame, please write your name on the limb in question. You are aiming to collect the BISHes everyone else has listed, not your own lists. I have a sneaky suspicion some individuals did not notice this rule in the preliminary thread. When posting your images, post the pictures themselves, not a link to them. Please also put in bold which person's bish you are attempting for clarity's sake. If you are doing a twofer, or a triple-BISHing picture then remember to label it with all the desired BISHes It is up to each competitor to keep note of any entries made for a BISH from their list. Make it easy for yourself, and get a notepad.txt :P Please make note of the scoring system! BISH snapped by; 17 people = 10pts 16 = 20pts 15 = 30pts 14 = 40pts 13 = 50pts 12 = 60pts 11 = 70pts 10 = 80pts 9 = 90pts 8 = 100pts 7 = 110[ts 6 = 120pts 5 = 130pts 4 = 140pts 3 = 150pts 2 = 160pts 1 = 170pts And points are calculated once the deadline has been reached. The closing date will be 20th February. Bluey - the inside of a jail cell O___O - vib ribbon for the PS1 - 2 real pandas. - a zebra with clean teeth - a four leaf clover (no guiness shamrocks allowed!) Conzer - A ride-on lawnmower - A leprechaun - Probotector II (NES) - Giant bubble-wrap - A sticker that says "RIDES" in red. Coolness Bears - Three Monkeys - an assortment of fruits that must include 3 Pears! - playing a Wii Game - a real duck - a beano and dandy annual Daniel - a pink toilet - a small child doing the peace sign \/ - a person in a silly hat - Matey bubble bath - a school photo of themselves Dyson - An Xbox Crystal. - 3 books by Eoin Colfer in the same picture. - A picture of someone taking a picture for the BISH game. - An original Tamagotchi - A Panasonic Q Haggis - Tesco Employee (In uniform) - Lots of Cheese - A teletubby - 2 ducks - Zach Braff Jamba - Bright pink telephone box - Shaved Poodle - A real Hell's Angle - Parking ticket - The train station sign for the town "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysili ogogogoch" aka Llanfair P.G. jayseven - Front page of a newspaper dated "20th February 2008" - A ransom note (with mismatched cut-out letters and shit) - A Clown - Kumquats (x4) - Someone lying on some grass, face down. Letty - a shetland pony - the disc for croc(ps1) - 50+" hdtv - a ball of grey plasticine - £5 coin MadDogUKnumbers - An Aston Martin - Snow - The Mayfair Property Card From Monopoly - A Card Tower, 3 Cards High - A Horse nightwolf - A bottle of black abysinth - a balloon in the sky - dvd - demolition man - a yellow Ka (a ford ka car) - a bright red hoody Rummy - A piece of clothing containing 2 of the following colours; brown, orange, pink, green. - A martial artist, determinable from the photo. - An Acer Laptop - A Carlsberg Pint Glass - 5 spanners of different sizes! Shorty - Three people playing Mouse Trap - A sword fight - An unpurchased can of coke costing more than 60p - The whole world - Someone with so many post it notes on their face that you can't tell who they are Stefkov - Jesus - An old man - A resistor (Additional point displaying the correct colours for placement before an LED, apparantly!) - A helicopter - A pocketwatch displaying 12:46 and 17 seconds. Tellyn - An elephant - A spaceman - A PlayStation 1 - An issue of NGamer - Giant Enemy Crab thirtynine. - A solved rubik's cube - A pair of maracas - N-europe - A hole - A steel bin (you know round tall, Oscar the Grouch used to live in one) Twozzok - Spicey - Pink - Purple - Tall - Small Welsh_Gamer - A person standing on their head outside a branch of Woolworths. - A Chihuahua. - Scrabble Scramble Game Boy Advance game - 5 recognizable licensed teddy bears together, i.e teddies based on characters from the world or film, gaming etc - A tin of Tesco's Carrot and Corriander soup. BONUS POINTAGES - Picture of you next to a statue imitating the pose - 30pts for each entry - Geeky numberplates - 15pts each entry YOU HAVE TO FLIPPIN' BE IN THE PICTURE YOURSELF! Any further queries, please spend two hours concentrating on this original post before questioning me. Good luck! ps; this thread may be edited for clarity's sake! Son'tSU!N!