jayseven

Maybe it's a scam, and they do it to 365 different people each year. Did your brother ever hear from the army form that you sent off for him?

So you're going in to work for 8 hours? Lols Should be good! Details; because Dan forgot to bring Settlers of Catan, there was no orgasming. We've been playing Castle Crashers and now playing wii bowling. Legally, yes, he hasn't a leg to stand on, and as a friend he really never should've even paid the deposit if he wasn't able to go. I don't know what his reasons for not going are, but! The matter is really between him and the replacee. If they're good mates then the replacee would be inclined to pay off the deposit, too, but if they're not then it's not anyone elses matter.

Happy Level Up, gagglator!

10k WRITTEN and HANDED IN. Spent 30 hours awake. Nipped to bed for a few hours and propositioned Dan Dare to come over and CATAN with us later. He's being all cultured and heading to the theatreeee. Clearly his parents are equally worried that he is losing his soul to Baldur's Gate. Nami bought mario kart! We all suck at it. Must Try Harder. Cheers to the soppy props :P Yes! I've been on a salad kick recently, having had one every day for nearly two weeks now. A lifetime record. A friend came and visited and showed me that salads can be damn tasty... Good plan on walking for salad. Whenever I've tried to eat more healthily recently, I just but shitloads of fruit that I never eat. From now on I'm gonna try and but my dinner every day, rather than stock up too much each week. Will get a walk out of the day.

Wait - me James or some-other-Jaasgfasok? What's in reading? What did I say? WHAT YEAR IS IT?! WHO IS THE PRESIDENT?!!

I can see my chest move if i look down and sort of wibble it a bit.

I'm sure there have been a gazillion watchdog programmes about how 'illegal' it is for banks to charge such ridiculous amounts. Once, years back when I was in employment, a Greenpeace direct debit (of £5) made me overdrawn (by about teh same amount as you) and my bank charged me £20. The same happened the following month. I wrote them a fairly rubbish angry email saying that I hoped they'd use that extra £40 of mine for charitable causes, because there are simply no administrative costs that they incurred. On the one hand, unauthorised overdraft fines are harsh to stop even the slightest dent in their hefty accounts, but on the other, they shouldn't allow the unauthorised overdrafts (as in your case) to go ahead, when they know you don't want an overdraft and when THEY KNOW THAT THE TRANSACTION DOES NOT MATHEMATICALLY COMPUTE! ... But we've known banks are utter arseholes for centuries and we still abide by them. The amount of double standards they exhibit are ridiculous.

I just discovered an email telling me because I've had some books for so long they want to charge me for new ones. This is the reply i sent them just now. Lies may be included. But seriously? They're asking £20 for a book i can get for £5 inc. p&p. I'm scared to return the books. BACK TO WORK! MORE THOUSANDS OF WORDS TO GO! AS ALWAYS! I AM TIRED OF THIS! CAN I NOT JUST BE HAPPY FOR LONGER STRETCHES OF TIME PLEASE, WORLD? OR MUST YOU MAKE ME WRITE SHIT I DON'T CARE ABOUT EVERY FEW WEEKS JUST SO I CAN FEEL ALIVE AFTERWARDS?

Well the 'simple' answer is to drink your way to oblivion... but of course there's the hangover. My favoured version of events to comes still includes becoming inebriated - stay up all night drinking, watching, playing or whatever, then play through the day as it comes. But then, I'm a washed out loser! Lol!

I've not actually contributed in here for a few days, as if anyone noticed. Sunday night thru monday morn, I stayed up all night ('til the break of dawn, etc...) and when it pulled up to around seven or eight I yelled (via pen, onto a piece of paper) "Smell you later flatmates, I've gone to chase down my love like a fool, please don't judge me!"... Around an hour or two later I looked at my kingdom - it said 'LEEDS' on the sign - I was finally there! Or something. I can't keep this up. I got pretty much the first train of teh morning and went to Leeds. Walked around for a bit, in shock to see that shops didn't open 'til 11. I was hoping to get some flowers. Bursting for the loo, I tried to figure out where she'd be. At first she said she was gymming, so I went and waited outside. Then I got a text -- "Going to the library to drop off some books" - so I had to figure out which library. "The one with the pigeons crapping on teh steps?" Either way, I found a spot by a postal box and leant against a tree, full-bladdered and hungry, unkempt and tired, and waited for her to walk by. I wanted so badly for some food, or at least to urinate BUT if I left my spot she might've passed me by... so I waited. For an hour. Then I got a text -- "I'm back behind my desk. Wishing you were here.." So off I went; I walked the 15 mins to her place. I took the longer route to ensure she wouldn't see me from her bedroom window. Outside her door I texted her -- "Just saw a rainbow in an oilslick. Make a wish." Of course, her mother never told her to wish upon a rainbow, so she texted back bedazzled, and I knocked on her door. She answered in her pajamas, and I said "That wasn't the wish I was hoping for" ... and she was in shock. As if Cilla Black had just rung her bell. So yeah. Massiv Dramatik entrance GET! Cue a few days of me working way more than I ever do here in sheffield, some good grub and many cute moments. I promised to not delve too deep into this, just in case the relationship thread actually kicks off... It was weird. Beautiful but weird. Sigh. Got back today about 2pm, and have successfully distracted myself for 12 hours. Got to write at least 6k more words before 4pm tomorrow, plus printing time too. It'll be done. I forgot the passion and teh fire I get from writing, and I'm glad to feel it again. I've had SALAD every day since last thursday... seriously a LIFETIME BEST. Really got a taste for it. managed to convince two people to come to the circus festival over summer (woot) and student loan came through (MASSES more than I was expecting) so I can start planning my holland drugs/germany festival trip in a couple of months time. I don't know what else to say. I've... I've had loads to think about the last few days and I don't know if all my questions are answered yet. I don't thnk anyone cares but me, and that's fine. Here's to you all, for... well, for providing distractions, at least. Thanks for reminding me to make sure I have EXCESSIVE change for the big PrintJob tomorrow. Sigh for computaas.

SO this thread needs to be more than what it is. Can't we use this as a cesspool for advice/dilemmas that tend to congregate in the sexuality thread, rather than pish and moan the way we have done for 4 pages? I'd start, but I think I'm being stalked onto this forum...

I think if you offer either alternative to anyone in this thread they'll dream of one and long for the other. All everyone in this thread'll agree on is that both of them have all of the luck. I just find it humorous that a bunch of (majorly) men are sitting around with their emotions for poker chips, banking on there actually being some sort of all-encompassing solution for the conundrum that is 'woman'. I stick by my original evaluation; go out more. Socialise lots. Be yourself. Eventually a girl will fall for you, and because men are who they are, they will of course fall straight back. I maintain that this thread comprises of a lot of young doods that are still in diapers when it comes to interacting with society. I am indeed edging my words with salt to see who will bite the blade, but I pre-emptively strike at their blow with a reassurance that I don't believe i know the least bit about girls, and in that, at least, I find comfort and confidence.

Shouldn't we all be, like, listening most to the dudes who have luck with the opposite sex? Liek, get DiemetriX in here and just do the opposite of what everyone else has said so far.

Totally winning the next one. Tactics will be set, and not left to default settings to BRUISE against a s9 h9 ref, ffsffsffs.

LOL JOKE ON YOU NOW

"I see what you did there. Did you see me poop?"

Perspective! You are YOUNG and you have watched far too much TV and Hollywood. Just... be sociable and eventually odds are a girl will be stupid enough to give you a go. THEN you can worry about fucking things up.

You guys were right. Paj and EEVIL; you guys suck at reading.

Little riddle for yeee; "A little math problem. There are two lengths of rope. Each one can burn in exactly one hour. They are not necessarily of the same length or width as each other. They also are not of uniform width (may be wider in middle than on the end), thus burning half of the rope is not necessarily 1/2 hour. By burning the ropes, how do you measure exactly 45 minutes worth of time?" GOooooooooooooooooo

*sighs because everyone will be saying the same thing everywhere* Lockey316 was a bloke once... Never heard of locky as a girl. I dunno, etcetc.

*sighs because everyone will be saying the same thing everywhere* Lockey316 was a bloke once... Never heard of locky as a girl. I dunno, etcetc.

Well looks like we just lost about 2 hours of posts. gg everyone :P

JonSt; MAD BLUSH is al for you. Paj; DT deadlines were so hilarious at our school/college. They'd give us a date, then about a day before they'd extend it by a week because nobody had done enough work. This would continue for about two months, then the final FINAL deadline would appear... and still nobody would've finished their work. Fewls.

haha :P well new shows were shorter/more appealing at 6am... And even finishing a season is higher up on the agenda.

Damn. I thought this would be, like, an actualchallenge for us members to compete and battle with our manipulaton skllz. letdown.