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Pikeeeeeey! Happy Birthday. I have sent you off for form training. You came back 33 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.

Happy Birthday, Franklin. Phil Jaggielka says: "Have a great Birthday." *carve* *found some meat*

Those United players are staying put. May have to take Suarez out, as Smalling will make him his bitch (I hope).

My fantasy team did pretty sheeet today. De Gea didn't play, neither did Smalling, Nani got subbed, Aguero didn't score, didn't get much for Kompany or Yaya. Think I've got...12 or something points last time I checked. I blame MadDog. I blame him for everything. Man United did ok today, but Norwich played really, really well. Defended well, kept that midfield nice and tight and looked threatening up top. I don't know whether they'll stay up or down, but you can tell from that performance that they have a good team and a good manager. Wouldn't have begrudged them a point if they had held on for a draw. I'm chuffed that both Anderson and Welbeck scored. I really want both to succeed at the club, and both need more goals to their game. Overall, we played ok but we haven't looked quite right in our last few games. Starting to think that this International Break might do some good. Maybe.

Looks so, so good. Can't wait. Need the Wiiiiuuuuuuu now. That motion tracker sound is so heavenly.

Looks so, so good. Can't wait. Need the Wiiiiuuuuuuu now. That motion tracker sound is so heavenly.

Hahahaha, what? By Chance? "Oh...what are the chances of that? Me..coming here...getting my lunch every single day. By the way, what's your name, lass?" Go for eet. Both of you. Be brave, strong men.

Sorry to hear about that, Gizmodo.

Happy Birthday, Peeps. You sexy thang.

Cheers, babe. Yeah, man. I was sick to death of closing my eyes and seeing Haden's MSN profile picture popping up and uttering those words "NEW XPERT SEASON, JOIN PLZZZZ." He powered me into submission.

That's a good first leg result. But, it was really only the first half. So, they were still unbeatable. Yeah, it's a bit mad. But, fuck it, at least our players came on and did their jobs. There's more unity at United than there will be at City for a long, long time. Even Nani, who has had his moments, knows that its a team game now and comes on to do a job. Didn't start the game, but came on to provide an assist for the equaliser. All without acting like a stroppy little tart.

Yeah, they're a good team. Looking at their squad on paper, they've got some excellent players. Wouldn't so no to Muller or Schweinsteiger at United! They're not invincible, or as seemingly unbeatable as a team like Barcelona, but I can see them making the semis or even the final. If there's a team other than Barcelona that can win the Champions League, then there's not really a reason why it can't be Bayern. They've always been a good side, throughout the years.

I don't think Mancini will be long term at City anyway. Seems like a decent guy, but I don't think he's the "star manager" they're looking for. Not sure who they'll replace him with. The Tevez thing isn't down to him. He's lost his love with Manchester and just wants out. The best they can do is trade him in for another player, but the asking price is going to be a huge, huge problem, like it was in the summer. Who in their right minds would pay £30million+ for a player who refuses to play for his current team. It's unprofessional. There were talks of him going to Italy, which seemed fucking bizarre considering he was hu-hu-huing about going back to Argentina.

Cheers for that, Odders. Am I right in thinking that the first numbers are age and the second ones are skill? To be honest, this first season is just about me getting to grips with the game and how it works. I'm gonna maybe win one game, if I'm lucky.

Evra is great going forward, but I'm noticing more and more he can be can be caught out positionally. Maybe he needs to spend a few games just defending, and letting Young take care of that left hand side. Rio is losing/has lost his pace. You can see that he's getting slower each year. If its against a team without pacey forwards, he can be fine. Great in the air. But, along the ground, he can be beaten. Also, that right back position is STILL not sorted. The twins seem to pick up injuries really quickly, Valencia is played out of position there (but puts the effort in, so good job to him). The only player that seems to want it there is Smalling. He's probably been our best right back this season.

Totally agree. Also, if he had no intention of playing, he should have given up his bench spot for somebody else. Give them a chance. He's a stroppy little gobshite, though. Moaned like a bitch when at United, despite football being a squad and team game. It's a shame because he's a great player, but attitude wise...he's a complete prick.

Agree with you, to be honest. He probably realises that his place is up for grabs. Smalling and Jones are a lot faster than he is, so I imagine he'll play less games this year than he's used to. Still love him as a player, but he didn't control that defence tonight. Delighted that Danny Welbeck got two goals, though. Big positive from tonight.

We do look vulnerable defensively. I'm not confident at all with Rio back in the side. He looked very slow and off the pace.

Well...fuuuuck. Must have been an amazing game for a neutral. But, defensively we were awful tonight. Worse than awful. Unforgivable throwing a 2-0 lead away. I was ecstatic with Young's goal and Nani's cross which assisted it. But, we should have buried the game when it was 2-0. That's what happens when you don't kill games off. Basle were awesome tonight. Probably just as bad as we were defensively, but they weren't afraid to attack. Also, I'm hearing stuff about Carlos Tevez refusing to come on in the second half in the City game. He was told to warm up and come on as a sub and just said no. Hahahaa. Fuck.

Gah, lost 2-1. Conceded 2 goals in the 91st and 93rd minute. Gutted. Team did ok up until then, maybe a few too many yellow cards. I'm happy that we scored. And that we didn't get hammered.

No. That's stupid, why would you feel bad? Do you also feel bad when you buy two lottery tickets?

I've sorted out my tactics and am ready to FIGHT. You are all enemies to me. DRAGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yeah, it's a tough fixture list for them. They've got Chelsea at home next, too. At least they won't have to go to Anfield or the Emirates later in the season. I can see them picking up points after that. Wigan away, Sunderland at home, Swansea away, Stoke at home, Brom away and Everton at home. Those are all winnable games. Not easy, especially the away games, but I can see Bolton getting some from all of them.

It would be nice if Facebook gave you an option to accept or decline the changes before implementing them. So, you could stay with the previous one if you wanted. Or, even something like we have here, where you can switch into whichever style you liked. That would be lovely. I don't really mind these changes, though. I've mostly forgotten what the older one looked like anyway, so.

You liar. I have been in a long-term relationship with your hair. Also, your woman is crazy, Ell.