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Happy birthday, Fierce_ZelDa!

Some cunt is downloading something so this fibre optic connection is currently running at 0.7Mbps.

Moving to Reading tomorrow. Starting a new job on Monday. My first day is at Newbury Racecourse for a conference the Retail Business Unit is having.

I felt the same. It was good, but not great. It had potential, but didn't fully live up to it. Jessica became quite boring after a while. There's only so long the grumpy, emo, "I don't need anyone else" shtick will stay interesting. They managed to tie in Daredevil at the end, so I'm guessing we're going to have some Flash/Arrow crossovers at some point in their season 2s. I thought the way they were keeping the IGH storyline ticking over was a bit too transparent. Keep mentioning it and then following it up with "but let's deal with this shit first, mmkay". I think it has potential but needs to introduce a more diverse range of characters. Currently everyone is just a grumpy little bitch.

Jus Cause: You play as a renegade French chef who will do anything to enhance the flavour of his dishes. Drago Age: You play as Ivan Drago, desperately trying to rebuild your professional career after the defeat at the hands of Rocky Balboa. Ever Alone: I wish I had one of those companion spirits the other Iñupiaqs talk about. Metal Gear Sold: You must conduct backroom deals to build your scrap metal business. Oat Simulator: Like Farmville but much more comical. Meal of Honor: Can you cook a huge dinner capable of feeding 100 hungry soldiers? Urnout Paradise: You must travel the world in order to find the best spot to scatter you're grandfather's ashes.

How old is she? Because if she's younger than 120 then she's too young to be asking that question.

Allout 4: experience the thrill of living with shitty housemates who never replace the toilet paper. Clash of Cans: Kim Kardashian and J-Lo run into each other backwards. No gameplay, it's just fun to watch.

I can't believe it, I didn't know he had cancer. A brilliant musician. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35278872

If by "blackmail" you mean "have children and not any free time" then yes, yes I do.

What birthday do you guys reckon you'll still be here to see? I reckon I'll make the 25th, leave soon after, and then come back in time for the 40th.

Happy birthday, Gents! That's not symmetry. 33 has horizontal symmetry. 44 has no symmetry. The next age of horizontal symmetry would be 38. The only age with vertical symmetry is 88 (unless you consider 1s to be a single straight line). There are either not ages that have rotational symmetry, or 88 is the only one (depending on whether or not you consider 8 to be horizontally symmetrical).

I got a letter recently saying my bill was going up from February. It actually works out great for me as I'm moving at the end of the month and have 10 months left on my contract. Now I can get out of it for free.

I'm guessing that is 5MB/s, not 5Mb/s. 5MB is ~40Mb. Go here to find your internet speed: http://www.speedtest.net/

At uni we had fibre optic and would get over 30mb download. But for some reason our upload was 0.3-0.5mb. When this was overloaded it would cause massive ping making gaming impossible. Youtube seemed to be the biggest offender. If anybody was on youtube then nobody could play games.

To be fair Reading isn't much less than outer London. However the difference is in London the Help to Buy ISA/Scheme can be used on houses up to £450,000. Outside of London it can only be used on houses worth up to £250,000. In Reading there are no houses less than £250,000; the cheapest ones start around £280,000, and realistically for an area that I'd be looking at it's over £300,000. Which means I'm going to have to buy a flat (which I never wanted to do as it's only leasehold, you can't make home improvements, and you have to pay maintenance fees).

6mb is fine for online gaming and streaming. My parents' house gets 0.6mb and I can (just about) play games on that. SD streaming sometimes works but usually not. So 6mb will be plenty.

Worst.Threadstarter.Ever! Get yer 2015 resolutions right here! Yep. Got a job with Boots and moved to Nottingham (and now will be moving again in two weeks). I did lose weight. Not as much as I'd like (and I put a few pounds back on over christmas) but I consider myself to be reasonably thin now. Yep. I tried bouldering. I also regularly play badminton. When on a few dates this year. Even had a girlfriend for a while (before she got deported). Overall a fairly successful year. Probably the first time I've achieved me resolutions. 2016 Resolutions -Get settled in quickly at Reading -Make a good impression in the new job -Try to meet new people -Achieve your ideal weight -Find some regular five a side footy -Keep up the badminton -Increase the house deposit fund by at least 5k (with a view to buy in 2017 if all goes well)

You're supposed to link last year's thread so we can compare. 3/10 must try harder

No buses? Too far for a taxi?

You don't want to rashly make a post. It will look as if you're brashly mocking an admin.

When did Yoda start spamming?

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I have Barnsley in my accumulator to win the league. FML